#1
Yesterday morning I got out of Biology and went to my locker and I was bored so I stupidly started etching a penis on the locker under mine which belongs to one of my friends. Yeah so I was etching it out with my fingernail. Then supervision saw me and I had to go there for a long time. Today I got called up and now I'm suspended for one day. My parents got really mad and are pissed off. So yeah now I'm grounded and can't do anything. I think I shouldn't have gotten suspended I felt as if a Detention or Saturday School would have been enough as I buffed it out with my jacket and it's not there anymore. I don't know though. What has The Pit gotten suspended for?
#2
You deserved it.
I got suspended for asking my teacher if her shower gel irritates her crotch.

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#5
Giving a teacher the finger.

Putting my bare butt on a school bus window.
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#6
You should draw a wang in a Bible or something so God forgives you.
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#7
Pics or it didn't happen.


edit: Just read it. I've gotten suspended twice. Once for a fight, and another time for drinking.
#8
When I was in high school, I was suspended for 2 days because I had too much advance on other students.
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#13
If the drawing was: a) small, then read this reply:

The supervisor probably thought you were trying to draw your penis on his locker or something

If the drawing was: b) pretty big, the read this reply:

The supervisor probably thought you were trying to draw your penis on his locker or something, and lying is a big no no at school, so its no wonder why you got suspended.
Last edited by The Spoon at May 1, 2008,
#14
Pills.
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#15
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You should draw a wang in a Bible or something so God forgives you.



Thats so bad on so many levels,

You sound like the guy from Superbad
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#16
Bad luck. My mate drew some phallic images on his GCSE paper and he just got a letter home though I suppose he had finished school so they couldn't kick him out.
#17
Yeah it sucks. Stupid little mistake I should have just not done it. Reminds me of those times when I wish I would have just stayed quiet.
#20
setting my hair on fire during the talent show(in which my band was playing at the time lol). an entire week lol. so then i set it on fire again when i got out, took a picture, copied it like 50 times, and plastered it to my principals car.
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setting my hair on fire during the talent show(in which my band was playing at the time lol). an entire week lol. so then i set it on fire again when i got out, took a picture, copied it like 50 times, and plastered it to my principals car.



Wow thats insane
#22
i asked my teacher if she had PMS

...she told me to take my hat off! thats insane!!!
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Superbad.

remember that thread, "we're like superbad"? with that guy vyper. (the night of my banning.) i don't take kindly to superbad impostors.
#25
I've never been suspended, but I can spend a night in Juve for prank calling a 70 year old Social Studies teacher.

The conversation went like this:

"Hello? Is this Rudolf Raines?"
"Yes"
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#26
Punched a guy out.
Said "Well, this is just fucking bullshit." when I didn't understand something.
I was sent out too many times, teacher got sick of sending me out, so I got suspended.
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remember that thread, "we're like superbad"? with that guy vyper. (the night of my banning.) i don't take kindly to superbad impostors.


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#28
never got suspended.

true story.
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#30
i drew a big veiny **** on my friends dragon drawling during art and got -5 points on my project.
#31
Are you still allowed to eat foods shaped like dicks? If not, that sucks man, all the best foods are shaped like dicks.
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#32
1st. your sexual orientation is in question for "etching" dicks.
2nd. stop watching superbad because it sucked.

I got a 3 day suspension for riding with a dude who stole a teachers computer. i got suspended for 3 days and got 3 saturday detentions. I was suspended another time for plagurism on an english report that i didnt plagurise.
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#33
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If the drawing was: a) small, then read this reply:

The supervisor probably thought you were trying to draw your penis on his locker or something

If the drawing was: b) pretty big, the read this reply:

The supervisor probably thought you were trying to draw your penis on his locker or something, and lying is a big no no at school, so its no wonder why you got suspended.



LMAO!

thats great...
#34
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What has The Pit gotten suspended for?
I got suspenders for my trousers.




... wait, WHAT? Suspended? Oh that's different. Nvm, only morons get suspended.
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#35
A gave my latin teacher the finger when she was walking away but she saw me in a mirror, epic fail.

Another time I made fun of my biology teacher who was in a wheel chair because of ms and she heard me.
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#36
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You must be like that guy from Superbad lol xD

I was thinking that too, I think TS has a bad problem.
#37
my friend got kicked out of Media for saying he had a "throbbing shlong"

true story!
#38
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Yesterday morning I got out of Biology and went to my locker and I was bored so I stupidly started etching a penis on the locker under mine which belongs to one of my friends. Yeah so I was etching it out with my fingernail. Then supervision saw me and I had to go there for a long time. Today I got called up and now I'm suspended for one day. My parents got really mad and are pissed off. So yeah now I'm grounded and can't do anything. I think I shouldn't have gotten suspended I felt as if a Detention or Saturday School would have been enough as I buffed it out with my jacket and it's not there anymore. I don't know though. What has The Pit gotten suspended for?


Supervision? What, are you in elementary school!? The hell...

I was standing by the door to our classroom last year when the teacher opened the door. It bumped into my foot, he said I kicked it, and I got suspended for a day. Stupid Jewish teacher.
#39
What a dick.
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