Poll: Well?
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Yes
50 18%
No
221 82%
Voters: 271.
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#2
Never tried it.
Mmmm, coffee


Quote by the_poison125
Fear your ass...



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Quote by Våd Hamster
Sharing is caring. *holds out hands*
*inserts penis?*
#3
I masturbated in front of a mirror and I pretended Bob Barker was giving me a handjob.
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#4
No but only because I never thought of it. I don't really fancy me either though.
#6
No, I can't say I have. But you, TS, then yes.
Gear
Peavy Basic 60 bass amp
Fender American Precison W/Quarter pounders
SX SPJ-62
Acoustic B100
SX SJB-75 LTD NA
#12
no. i prefer to look at pron
My Gear
Ibanez PGM301
Ibanez RG550
Fender Tele Deluxe
Mesa/Boogie Lonestar
Keeley Compressor
Keeley TS808
#13
Wtf.. I don't know if I should report this or not.
''Technological advancements are like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal.'' - Albert Einstein
#17
i photoshop myself into hardcore porn...

no, im not that pathetic...and i never thought of that before...

*goes off to photoshop himself into hardcore porn*
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#19
I took a pic of myself, cut a hole in the face and stuck my knob through so i could see what I'd look like if I got bitten by a radioactive elephant.
#20
I dont masturbate and never have.
Quote by Cobain_is_king

Seth: 1
A7X: 0
Last edited by Seth Shadows at May 1, 2008,
#21
Quote by Zugunruhe
i photoshop myself into hardcore porn...

no, im not that pathetic...and i never thought of that before...

*goes off to photoshop himself into hardcore porn*



Holy god damn christ that is brilliant!!!!
#22
Yes, I am very egosexual.
Gear as 2015:
Ibanez PGM401
Music Man JP6 (for sale)
Music Man Axis (for sale)
Fender American Deluxe Stratocaster
Ibanez EW Acoustic Steel string
Crappy Cort Acoustic 12-string
NI Rig Kontrol 3 & Guitar Rig 5
#23
Quote by Seth Shadows
I dont maturbate and never have.

dude. you're gonna get prostate cancer at like, age 15.
#24
4 said yes...

"And after all of this, I am amazed...

...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
#25
Quote by SeveralSpecies
Holy god damn christ that is brilliant!!!!

dude, this idea is sounding better and better. im gonna shop some, and then just leave them around the dorm for someone to pick up.
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#27
Quote by MightyAl
I took a pic of myself, cut a hole in the face and stuck my knob through so i could see what I'd look like if I got bitten by a radioactive elephant.


Oh my god, that almost made me spill precious alcohol you b@$tard!

Quote by Seth Shadows
I dont maturbate and never have.


Neither do I - I masturbate though
#28
EDIT:^Oh my god. A typo from me.
The world ends now.

*spawns lavos*

Quote by bendystraw
dude. you're gonna get prostate cancer at like, age 15.

May you be one of my favorite UG'ers of all time, No.
Quote by Cobain_is_king

Seth: 1
A7X: 0
#29
Obviously TS has done this >.>.... <.<....
Those who have crossed
With direct eyes, to death's other Kingdom
Remember us - if at all - not as lost
Violent souls, but only
As the hollow men
The stuffed men.
#30
Quote by Seth Shadows
EDIT:^Oh my god. A typo from me.
The world ends now.

*spawns lavos*


May you be one of my favorite UG'ers of all time, No.


I can't believe you don't masturbate.

I can't even keep my hands off it. My hand permanently smells like rotten fish ffs. I'm stroking it right now!!!
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#31
No, but a friend was telling me about this guy he knows who ONLY jerks off to pictures/videos of himself jerking off.
#32
You guys suck. This thread could have been so much fun if everyone had said yes.
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#33
Quote by Archaon
No, but a friend was telling me about this guy he knows who ONLY jerks off to pictures/videos of himself jerking off.



....what was he jerking off to the very first time???
#34
Quote by element4433
You guys suck. This thread could have been so much fun if everyone had said yes.

I tried to make it fun.
#36
Quote by Seth Shadows
EDIT:^Oh my god. A typo from me.
The world ends now.

*spawns lavos*


May you be one of my favorite UG'ers of all time, No.

first off, chrono trigger reference=awesome.

second- why not masturbate? i don't get it.
#37
Quote by MightyAl
I tried to make it fun.
You're the one exception.
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#38
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
I masturbated in front of a mirror and I pretended Bob Barker was giving me a handjob.

I am so sigging that.
#39
Quote by MightyAl
I took a pic of myself, cut a hole in the face and stuck my knob through so i could see what I'd look like if I got bitten by a radioactive elephant.



I'm sigging that.
#40
Quote by element4433
You guys suck. This thread could have been so much fun if everyone had said yes.
if leaving hardcore porn of yourself around the house doesnt count as fun, i dont know what does.
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