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#1
Ok so heres the ****ed up story... Me and my girlfriend got my best friend and her best friend together and now they have been together for a month and had sex and all that. But her best friends mother is going to sue my best friend for having sex with her!!! WTF!?!?!?! has this ever happened to you and if so, do tell
#2
that makes you an accomplice.. leave the country
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#5
uh oh children, what have we learned?

when you commit statutory rape, dont get caught.
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#6
Rape the mother, make her into to chili then feed her to your two headed child.... what?!

Before I forget, tell your friend to say he had "surprise sex" not rape.
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#7
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#8
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Suing him won't stop them from going at it.


when they can't afford birth control and a 6th child they'll stop, i'm sure.
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#9
you and your girl are screwed.
avoid situations like this at all costs.
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#11
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when they can't afford birth control and a 6th child they'll stop, i'm sure.

Then it's fun for the whole family!
#12
Give your friend AIDS and make the mother feel bad.
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#15
If both parties are under age.. theres f*ck all can be done.
if both parties are legal... theres f*ck all can be done.
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#17
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#18
But the deal is that he's like 2 months older and is going to be legal but she wont be and then she is going to press charges against him
#19
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But the deal is that he's like 2 months older and is going to be legal but she wont be and then she is going to press charges against him


unless he is legal now they cant do anything.


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#20
u screwed ur own friend over. haha.


but seriously. how can you sue somone for f*cking? imma sue the hell out of some pornstars.
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#21
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But the deal is that he's like 2 months older and is going to be legal but she wont be and then she is going to press charges against him

please clarify this, are they both under age right now?
#22
My friend had sex with his girl
Thats right they thought they'd give it a whirl
But much to their dismay
Her mom had something disappointing to say
She was going to sue and there is nothing you could do
Though he might have luck on his side
Because by the rules he did abide
She was not to young nor he too old
That's right this case might be sold
But if all else fails there is alway rape
That'll definitely get that fat bitch of a mom into shape!
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#24
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But the deal is that he's like 2 months older and is going to be legal but she wont be and then she is going to press charges against him

So they're both 17? The mom can't do anything if they don't do anything in that 2 month period. When she's 18 too she can say she gave consent and her mom can't speak for her. I hear that authorities let small age differences like that slip all the time.

Also, how the hell did the mom find out?
#25
Quote by floppypick
My friend had sex with his girl
Thats right they thought they'd give it a whirl
But much to their dismay
Her mom had something disappointing to say
She was going to sue and there is nothing you could do
Though he might have luck on your side
Because by the rules you did abide
She was not to young nor you too old
That's right this case might be sold
But if all else fails there is alway rape
That'll definitely get that fat bitch into shape!

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#26
you friend should have sex with this chick in front of her mom, that'd piss her off even more!!
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#29
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There's nothing that can be sued about... There are only 2 months apart, the age gap has to be more than 3 years if i'm not mistaken... unless he actually raped her

Yes, there is something to sue about. If I'm not wrong, the age difference of 2 months won't matter if they are under the legal age, which is something you can sue for.
#30
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Yes, there is something to sue about. If I'm not wrong, the age difference of 2 months won't matter if they are under the legal age, which is something you can sue for.


It also depends what the laws are in your state. In Virginia, the legal age of consent is 16. Some its younger, some its older. So check the laws.
#31
Quote by AcsticRckr89
It also depends what the laws are in your state. In Virginia, the legal age of consent is 16. Some its younger, some its older. So check the laws.

Hey! I live in a province, not state!

Now that thats clear...yeah, it should matter on where you live...here it's 18, so it depends on your location.
#34
Hold up dude, how old is your best friend and the girl?
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#35
Quote by Green RATM Day
Hey! I live in a province, not state!

Now that thats clear...yeah, it should matter on where you live...here it's 18, so it depends on your location.


I think age of consent in Quebec is 14 so I doubt it's 18 in Ontario.

And as long as she's over the Californian age of consent, which is almost definitely under 17, I don't think the mother really has a case at all.
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#36
Quote by floppypick
My friend had sex with his girl
Thats right they thought they'd give it a whirl
But much to their dismay
Her mom had something disappointing to say
She was going to sue and there is nothing you could do
Though he might have luck on his side
Because by the rules he did abide
She was not to young nor he too old
That's right this case might be sold
But if all else fails there is alway rape
That'll definitely get that fat bitch of a mom into shape!


Nice, someone should put music to that and record a song, that would be the sh*t!
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#37
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Nice, someone should put music to that and record a song, that would be the sh*t!


I'd get Kanye west. He can turn anything into award material (even if it still is **** after he finishes with it)
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#38
thier has to be more then months difference to count as statutory rape, in some cases then difference in ages has to b 4 yrs i think
#39
yea ive heard of it, its called statutory rape.Your retarded if youve never heard of that dude
#40
Quote by Green RATM Day
Hey! I live in a province, not state!

Now that thats clear...yeah, it should matter on where you live...here it's 18, so it depends on your location.


yeah...age of consent is 14 in Ontario, not 18.
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