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Okay, so my mom came down to my house to clean it up (they're split up) and my dad went to the mall. I wanted to know how to cut strawberries and make strawberry juice. My mom said you have to add sugar and let it sit in your fridge for a few days or something... So I go to look for the sugar...

and..


It looked kinda weird... It was in a plastic bag, in one of the cupboards.... I was like "Mom, I don't think this is sugar..." and she's like "let me see..." and she was like "wtf?" and she was like "let me taste it" and she put some in her mouth and she said it didn't taste anything like salt or sugar and spat it out... WTF?! MY DAD DOES COCAINE?!? It isn't sugar, and it isn't salt either........... It must be!

What should I do, pit?

(edited for grammerz)
Edit: It's not baking soda, either. About a month ago I found out my dad does weed, but I didn't really care 'cause it's not that hardcore or anything.
Last edited by Waff at May 1, 2008,
#3
Put drugs in a cat.
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Sell it or ingest it, your call
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#5
It's flour, bake a cake with it.
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#8
Prepare for many people saying to take it and use it.

As some guy at his computer I'm not experienced enough to give good advice.

EDIT: Too late.
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1) Find Druggies
2) Sell them the drugs
3) ??????
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Tell him you know about his special "powder" and use it to blackmail him into buying you new gear or useless crap.

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#15
u and him, go to keith richards house and say its david bowies ashes, he may snort it.
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#16
It could easily be citric acid. Its in powder form and looks like sugar, and it tastes messed up.
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1) Find Druggies
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3) Profit


Fixed.

For once there we know all the steps.
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#20
Oh your dad's Dr. Rockso....
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Fixed.

For once there we know all the steps.
That's way too obvious.
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#23
rub some on your gums if it numbs then its coke

or you could just snort it
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#24
Smells like troll spirit.
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#25
So your Dad keeps his coke right there in the middle of the kitchen cupboard? Yeah right.
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So your Dad keeps his coke right there in the middle of the kitchen cupboard? Yeah right.


that's where I keep my stash... if I had a stash I mean >_> <_<
#28
First of all cocaine will make ur mouth numb if tasted, and it does have a taste. snort it and see if that nasty tasting drip numbs ur throat and, if ur mom is there to clean u guys will get alot done. lol
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Tell him you know about his special "powder" and use it to blackmail him into buying you new gear or useless crap.

Metaldud, that was genius!

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#31
Id recommend not touching it. If he's into coke, and you take his stash, your in for quite the lashing. Coke heads DO NOT like it when they're shit gets messed with. However, if you have balls bigger than cantaloupes, shove it all up your nose and have a damn blast!
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#32
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#34
Yahh for breaking out the new one, Joey!!
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#38
use it
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#39
Seriously, I'd forget about it. I was looking for socks once and found a crack pipe in my step dad's dresser, and I never said anything. I actually understand (The guy has inconcievable back pain) and I don't think he does it anymore. SOme stuff really is just best left alone.
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