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#6
your mom.
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#7
I have seen a chick choke on the cumshot.

I've also seen a chick and a dude going at it on a table, which collapsed on them.

There's more. On one of the free movie sites there's a whole compilation of them.
#8
one of the more funnier ones i've seen, is where a dude jizzes on some chicks hair, and the chick starts crying.
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#9
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one of the more funnier ones i've seen, is where a dude jizzes on some chicks hair, and the chick starts crying.

now that's funny.
#10
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I have seen a chick choke on the cumshot.

I've also seen a chick and a dude going at it on a table, which collapsed on them.

There's more. On one of the free movie sites there's a whole compilation of them.



If they're on top of it, how can it collapse on them?
#12
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I have seen a chick choke on the cumshot.

I've also seen a chick and a dude going at it on a table, which collapsed on them.

There's more. On one of the free movie sites there's a whole compilation of them.


Did...did they keep going?
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#14
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"But i poop from there..."


need i say more?


lol
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#15
oh, i saw the love butter go in a girls eye once. she got all pissed and started cussing. she started yelling for a towel (i think it was a real porn set) and started wiping her face and eyes. the guy was just laughing and saying sorry
...why?
#16
The funniest porn thing I've seen is a screenshot of some hentai movie and the translation reads " How can you love her if you can't even eat her poop?"
It's been posted on here before somewhere...
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#17
Also, I remembered another one.

These two dudes were going at a girl at once, and for t3h lulz one of the guys pulled out and nutted on the other one.
#18
guy cums on camera man... priceless
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#19
1. girl farted while takin it up the ass
2. guy shoots cum and it hits the camera man in the face

EDIT: I got beaten to #2
#20
THe Horny unicorn. There is this really hot blonde chick with a strap-on on her head like a bit and bridle, and anothe chick setting in a an armless chair. the one with out the strap-on goes "Oh! a unicorn!" the Strap-on chick goes "I'm not just any unicorn, I'm a HORNY unicorn!" So the other chick goes "Fuck me horny unicorn!"


And oh by god does she!
#21
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THe Horny unicorn. There is this really hot blonde chick with a strap-on on her head like a bit and bridle, and anothe chick setting in a an armless chair. the one with out the strap-on goes "Oh! a unicorn!" the Strap-on chick goes "I'm not just any unicorn, I'm a HORNY unicorn!" So the other chick goes "Fuck me horny unicorn!"


And oh by god does she!





So, does someone ride the unicorn?
#22
i was watching this porno, were this guy is doing this girl on a balcony, and he cums..then takes off the condom, throws it over the ledge, and keeps going
#23
There's the one where the guy "accidentally" goes up her butt.

There's another one where two guys are DPing a girl and one tries to cum on the girls back but gets the guy underneath on the face (seriously epic lulz).

All on college humour I think.

What happened to "It used to be porn"? that was a hilarious thread.
#24
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"But i poop from there..."


need i say more?

ive seen that
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#25
these two people were ****ing outside in an alley and some pedestrians came along and then it stopped
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#26
There was this porno where I kept waiting, but the girl never came in, just another guy. Actually...it wasn't funny at all...in fact, it was quite disturbing....
#27
Interracial porn

TASTE THE FRIED CHICKEN!
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#28
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#29
it involved a midget, 2 goats, a mexican, and a 400 pound hairy french woman in a maid outfit.
Originally Posted by fatdanny
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#30
hmm >_>

this guy was trying to get this girl off by sucking on her nipple

she started to lactate

he puked on her

lul

my laughing woke the neighbours up
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#31
porn + fartz = HAHA
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#32
Interspecies erotica.
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#33
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Interspecies erotica.


that part of clerks 2 was pretty fucked up tho
Originally Posted by fatdanny
Also, check out Autopsy, the vocalist sounds like hes about to eat your grandmother while f
#34
"We went to Tijuana, Mexico, you know? And we thought it would be fun, you know, to go to a show. Everybody says you gotta check out one of these shows. And... it's a woman ****in' a horse. We get there and we think it's gonna be awesome and... it is not as cool as it sounds like it's gonna be. It's kinda gross."

"Yeah."

"You think "A woman ****in' a horse" and you get there and... it's a woman ****ing a horse. "

"Yeah."

"It was really giving it to her. And you know what? To be honest I just felt bad for her, we all just felt bad for her.

"Yeah."

"I kinda felt bad for the horse."
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#35
Quote by freedoms_stain
There's another one where two guys are DPing a girl and one tries to cum on the girls back but gets the guy underneath on the face (seriously epic lulz).


How would that work. I would assume the guy on the bottom is in her vag and they are chest to chest. Guy on top pulls out and launches an epicly far load? Idk
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#36
1. Girl tells guy to piss in her ass. Once he does, she farts, it goes all over his face and he pukes all over her.

2. Randomly: "Want a donut?" and the cameraman gives the girl a donut.
#37
Quote by freedoms_stain

There's another one where two guys are DPing a girl and one tries to cum on the girls back but gets the guy underneath on the face (seriously epic lulz).

That would be hilarious. I could just see the guy too, "huh? ARHGTHAF!!!! (vomits)"
#38
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"We went to Tijuana, Mexico, you know? And we thought it would be fun, you know, to go to a show. Everybody says you gotta check out one of these shows. And... it's a woman ****in' a horse. We get there and we think it's gonna be awesome and... it is not as cool as it sounds like it's gonna be. It's kinda gross."

"Yeah."

"You think "A woman ****in' a horse" and you get there and... it's a woman ****ing a horse. "

"Yeah."

"It was really giving it to her. And you know what? To be honest I just felt bad for her, we all just felt bad for her.

"Yeah."

"I kinda felt bad for the horse."

I know where that's from! But I can't think of the name
#39
hrm... once me and a couple of buddies were watching a porno we stole from my buddies uncle. well, these two asian chicks with fake boobs were goin' at it, and the one eating the other out, takes her hand and SMACKS the others pussy. really hard.

we now have a joke that goes a bit like "they call /ME/ Thumper!", followed by someone tapping a tabletop rappidly.
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#40
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1. Girl tells guy to piss in her ass. Once he does, she farts, it goes all over his face and he pukes all over her.

2. Randomly: "Want a donut?" and the cameraman gives the girl a donut.


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