Poll: well have you?
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View poll results: well have you?
Yes
28 23%
No
59 49%
Cake
27 23%
I do it reguarly
6 5%
Voters: 120.
#1
make like a dog and lick yourself down there? i think that every guy has tried it at least once. i would too but ever since i seen clerks and when they mentioned the guy that snapped his neck trying to do it i've been to scared. also don't forget to post any funny stories of your or someone else's experiences.
#4
You need to be either super flexible or have a huge wang (or both) to be able to do that. I'll tell you one thing.... I'm not that flexible
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#7
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Bestiality is a road I'm not willing to go down...

then you better gtfo of the pit.
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I would have any sort of sex with any sort of animal.

#8
nope. but sometimes i remember, and i think 'is today that day?'

and it never is.

cuz i always convince myself, that that **** is fucking gay
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and i cant reach.
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#9
only like 2% of men can do that.... kudos to you if you can
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#11
mmm no cant say i hav ^^
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i cant


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Lolz
Quote by inhatredofme
made me laugh for some reason. i don't have any fetishes...you guys are just freaks or something. imagine that, freaks in the pit.

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take a deep beath................then stab him in the eye with a screwdriver
#12
I think a good follow up question to this would be, "If you could reach said parts, would you give yourself head?"

There's my two cents.
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#13
Quote by zombie_monster
Bestiality is a road I'm not willing to go down...

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#14
I looked at the situation and said "No way!!" I am pretty good at having a much more attractive female do that for me and I return in kind, so don't take it as a shovanist thing
Out here you've gotta know where your towel is!
#15
to the people who say its gay, think about this:
you masturbate with your own hand,
so why not with your own mouth?

there was a SNL skit about this, will farrel was in yoga class and he was eventually able to do it and he never stopped


edit: i used to be able to, but my back got taller faster than my pee pee
#16
I don't think that would be pleasurable at all, besides I can't reach anyway.
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#17
Every day there is a post here that makes me hate humanity even more.

You sir, won the prize today.
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#18
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sorry, we can't all pull Marilyn Manson moves.


i call urban legend
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#19
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i call urban legend



i demand video evidence


wait...no


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Lolz
Quote by inhatredofme
made me laugh for some reason. i don't have any fetishes...you guys are just freaks or something. imagine that, freaks in the pit.

Quote by Bonesaw
take a deep beath................then stab him in the eye with a screwdriver
#21
for some reason when i was still in the main part of the Pit and reading this, i read it wrong and thought it was about having a dog lick your balls, and that everyone's tried it at least once.
#22
No. You fail at life.
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#23
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i call urban legend



Yeah it is, a DECADE old one...
Out here you've gotta know where your towel is!
#25
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Every day there is a post here that makes me hate humanity even more.

You sir, won the prize today.

Yeah, you're from Chicago too. Lame.
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That was a different Feb08er that threatened to suck you off
I remember that


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#26
Unfortunately I can, I don't regularly do it, I just tried once, not the same feeling as if you had a chick do it though..
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