#3
i honestly don't have any friends that are girls. but if i did, and they were hot, i wouldn't have a problem doing it.
#5
yesterday, i have a girlfriend too lol funny story

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Yeh the SICK! bit sounds a bit stupid.

#7
these threads keep getting more and more ridiculous to all of you who like masterbation go get laid now please and stop the insanity...

grabs flame shield and runs!
GRUNDY0!

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#8
Once, back when I was in 7th Grade or so. It was sad.
WHY IS EVERYONE IN THE PIT A FUCKING METALCORE KID
#9
Quote by wrath_ltd
these threads keep getting more and more ridiculous to all of you who like masterbation go get laid now please and stop the insanity...

grabs flame shield and runs!

I do both daily. problem?
EDIT: not this week though
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try not to be such a dick

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thanks to the ignorant prick
#10
What's MySpace?

I'm serious.
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#11
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Once, back when I was in 7th Grade or so. It was sad.



sooooooo last year?
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#12
I got a glimpse of this ****ing hot girl's tits in 8th grade, so I jerked it in the school bathroom.

But as for myspace pictures, never.
#14
I can't jerk thinking of girls I know and haven't been intimate with before.

Sometimes though, memories of past experiences can jump start the old jerkin pole.
#16
Forget Myspace, Facebook is the place for *fap*


hey sometimes you just hit a drought and you need to help yourself to the candy store, and facebook works wonders....wow, i'm sick...i always feel ashamed afterwards though. with their innocent faces staring back at me just saying "what the f*ck are you doing?"
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#18
Yep...
Hey look, a stoner/doom album.

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#19
to myspace? hell no i hate that site and i'll never degrade myself to it...

i just fap thinking of my fiance all the time...
works wonders really..
#20
i just finished
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****in right budday! grunge is the shiite!

didnt read ur post tho so dont know what im agreeing to.

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Good. More centaur pussy for me.

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God bless you GrungeBeatle


#21
Yep...
Hey look, a stoner/doom album.

GENERATION 27: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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E-brothers with Entity0009
#23
Quote by Kid_Thorazine
no, but I've had sex with about 3/4 of my female friends.


i hope you have at least 4 female friends
Quote by SleightOfHand
****in right budday! grunge is the shiite!

didnt read ur post tho so dont know what im agreeing to.

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Good. More centaur pussy for me.

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God bless you GrungeBeatle


#24
Quote by GrungeBeatle
i hope you have at least 4 female friends


yeah I do...
make Industrial and/or experimental electronic music? Join my group!

Last.fm
#25
Quote by GrungeBeatle
i just finished


I'm jerkin' it to this thread as we speak. Hell, it might even get stickied.
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haha
This is the funniest thing i've ever read on UG.
lespaulrocks39, you sir are awesome.
#26
Quote by lespaulrocks39
I'm jerkin' it to this thread as we speak. Hell, it might even get stickied.


Double whammy?
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But they have to be sarcastic or something... or just messing around.

Surely people this dumb must've failed to breathe a long time ago.
#27
Quote by lespaulrocks39
I'm jerkin' it to this thread as we speak. Hell, it might even get stickied.




No, I have not. Tempting once, but then I was like "Uhhh.... that's creepy. Better not."
#28
Quote by ThousandEyes
Double whammy?


Come again?


TRIPLE KILL
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haha
This is the funniest thing i've ever read on UG.
lespaulrocks39, you sir are awesome.
#29
The only time I did jerk off while looking at pictures of.. "normal" not-pron people, was when I had a gf, and I did it to her pictures in her hot poses, oh.. this was 2 years ago..
#32
I once got ahold of a video featuring my friend rubbing her ****. So yes.
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#33
Quote by WaterPour
You guys have no imagination.

Imagination > Real Porn


If you would take my advice in your other thread, you wouldn't need either one.

But no.
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haha
This is the funniest thing i've ever read on UG.
lespaulrocks39, you sir are awesome.
#34
Back when I was younger, but then I learned that drunk girlfriends always accept a proposal to model for you.

And pictures last forever.
RIFT.CANYON.DREAMS.


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Pics coming soon
#35
I can hardly go to leave a comment cause I ****ing hate eyes in pictures staring at me lol
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