#1
I have a close buddy who has been forced into a boys ranch by his parents. He is deprived of Tobacco and porn. I need your help.

How do I send him dip,chew,smokes, and porn.

They search all mail and packages to the residents.

Where do I hide his nececcities is mail.

I already have a few things well hidden. some dip in a tiny guitar amp. and a pack of smokes in a opened and resealed lays bag.

I need Ideas on how to get him this stuff.
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Man, you're screwed if you think you'll get serious help in Tha Pitzorz
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#8
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serious though... he needs this sh!t i need to mail it to him dicreetly
He doesn't need pr0n and smokes to survive. He's at a boy's ranch, might as well experiment.
#10
make pot brownies and mail them and say heres just some brownies for my friend
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You don't need tobacco and porn to live, tell him to man the **** up

yea what he said.
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He doesn't need pr0n and smokes to survive. He's at a boy's ranch, might as well experiment.

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go eat a hermanpherdite.
#18
Get a teddy bear and cut it open. Place porn, drugs, etc... into teddy bear, sew it back up and sent it to the bastard.

Completely innocent looking teddy bear. Except filled with drugs and porn of course.
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