#6
haha well lets see if he blew up his school he wouldnt get a chance to kill jesus. Hed go to hell, then id have to kill him for thinkin he can kill someone thats already dead lol
#9
Quote by Bodom87
haha well lets see if he blew up his school he wouldnt get a chance to kill jesus. Hed go to hell, then id have to kill him for thinkin he can kill someone thats already dead lol


Facepalm x2
#10
"kill jesus"
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#13
what...a...douchebag.
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#16
Yeah. I love the fact how he thinks he's going to blow up the school then expect to make it to heaven.
#17
Quote by oppressor
is it even possible


no...you can't get into heaven if you kill yourself, so therefore you can't see jesus
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#18
Quote by oppressor
is it even possible


about as possible as a dude having a baby...
i feel like i've seen that on oprah before...
#19
Quote by stringmagician
He'd have to remove the head or destroy the brain.



yep. only way to kill a zombie.

i bet he didnt know that either. dumbass.
#20
Quote by ledzeprocks5
about as possible as a dude having a baby...
i feel like i've seen that on oprah before...




what about repent?
#21
C'MONNNNN!!! Its so obvious, he got busted he just wanted to blow up the school, as he got caught he thought "what story could I tell that will make me sound like a nut that belongs in a mental facility" ....and he came up with "wanted to die so he could go and kill Jesus"

Epic Win if you ask me. Because they are going to "evaluate" him.
#22
Quote by metallicat420

Epic Win if you ask me. Because they are going to "evaluate" him.



yeah, and if he is faking it, they will find out.
#23
He wouldn't have been able to kill Jesus anyway, his power is over 9000.
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#24
Anyrate, he wouldn't have gotten into heaven period. Or so they say if you kill innocent people. But Im Atheist so, he just would've ended up 6feet in the ground from my POV.