Poll: Are we bad people?
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Yes
91 55%
No
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Voters: 166.
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#1
So my friend has this vehicle we like to call "The Rape Van" because it looks like the generic rape van. To test the authenticity of this name, we took it for a test. We drove near an elementary school and rolled open the side door and offered them candy.

The first group of kids we asked said "Okay mister!" and they got in the car and we gave them candy. It wasn't drugged or anything, it was genuine good candy. Butterfingers, starbursts, reese's... you name it and we had it. We drove around the block a few times and dropped them back off without a scratch.

As they got out they said "Thanks mister! Next time we see a van and they give us candy, we know they're nice people!" And I thought that was ridiculous and I feel pretty darn bad now.

So pit, are we bad people for giving little kids actual, good candy?
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#5
Should have at least mentioned not to accept candy from other strangers in vans.
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#7
you probably don't look like the typical child molesters, so they don't fear you. If they see a fatty with a goatee and a pedo smile, they'll run for the hills.
#8
You should have told them that its not always good to take candy from strangers and to stay away from old people
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#9
I bet their parents were freaking out after they told 'em
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#10
No, children are just stupid.
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#11
i found it oddly funny that those kids were so stupid
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#12
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Candy rots your teeth! Go back and give em all toothbrushes!


their gonna loose them teeth anyways...

you drove around the block a few times with them, isin't that kinda like kidnapping? or no wait its more like lending and returning i guess...

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#13
Yeah, I honestly still can't believe they acted the way they did. I think we'll do the same thing again, except we dress somebody up like the Boogie Man and we scare them.

I was also thinking about doing a cool naked party inside. Not really naked, we're just in boxers and bikini's and at a stoplight, we roll open the doors and we start dancing and looking like we're having a good time. There will be a discoball, loud music, strobe lights, and bubbles flying around.
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#15
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#16
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I was also thinking about doing a cool naked party inside. Not really naked, we're just in boxers and bikini's and at a stoplight, we roll open the doors and we start dancing and looking like we're having a good time. There will be a discoball, loud music, strobe lights, and bubbles flying around.


That would be hilarious and awesome. Do it.
#17
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Yeah, I honestly still can't believe they acted the way they did. I think we'll do the same thing again, except we dress somebody up like the Boogie Man and we scare them.

I was also thinking about doing a cool naked party inside. Not really naked, we're just in boxers and bikini's and at a stoplight, we roll open the doors and we start dancing and looking like we're having a good time. There will be a discoball, loud music, strobe lights, and bubbles flying around.



Get someone to record it on video, that needs to go online.
#18
giving childrens candy, and then giving then a ride around the block is bad.

disco dancing at stop lights is motherkuttin' hilarious.
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#19
So I guess Nay for giving kids candy and Yay for our stoplight party. We'll be sure to get pictures and videos this time when we do it in the near future.

Keep and eye out for it.
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#20
I'm pretty sure that might be illegal if you're caught. Imagine a mother seeing their child going into a pedo van and it driving away.
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#22
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We didn't take pics or anything because we didn't think kids would actually get in. We were just laughing so hard and in shock that it didn't come to us that we should take pics.

But for our dance party, we'll record it. I might also share some of our musical car shenanigans too.
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#24
Could've got some good pre-pubescent ****/minge there. You fail.


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#26
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you probably don't look like the typical child molesters, so they don't fear you. If they see a fatty with a goatee and a pedo smile, they'll run for the hills.


yes but u expect a kindergartener to know wat a "typical child molestor" looks like?
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#28
Wen I left schol this afternoon ther was a man in a big van. he offered me and my frends candy and we said yes plese we wuld like candy and he said ok hope in and he was realy nice and gave us candy i liked that because i like candy espeshuly starburts.

next tim i am ofered candy i wil get in the van becuas the man was realy nice and candy is nice so it is all nice
#29
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Yeah wtf pit? since when do you believe stuff like this

Maybe you all just like the idea of picking up kids in your big vans.
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#30
the horrible part wasn't giving them candy or even taking them around the block but the fact that they now think that is okay to do. I hope you're happy that you probably set up like 5 kids for abduction...
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#31
You could've at least taught them that it was wrong to accept candy from strangers, and said that if they ever did it again, you'd come for them with knives.
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#32
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you probably don't look like the typical child molesters, so they don't fear you. If they see a fatty with a goatee and a pedo smile, they'll run for the hills.
How does a 6 year old kid know what a pedo looks like?

Or what a pedo is?

Those kids parents should teach them better.

And you shouldn't have driven them away.
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#34
You're a bad, bad person. The right thing to do would have been to rape them so that they know better next time.
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#36
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the horrible part wasn't giving them candy or even taking them around the block but the fact that they now think that is okay to do. I hope you're happy that you probably set up like 5 kids for abduction...

How likely is it that some one will try and to that to those exact same kids? I mean, I know he lives in America, but goddamn.
#37
You guys are horrible people. Truly, you are. Giving them a false sense of trust like that. Some test.
#38
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How likely is it that some one will try and to that to those exact same kids? I mean, I know he lives in America, but goddamn.


you've got a point, but it's still not a chance worth taking.

they now have no defense against any criminal who takes them....
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#39
no, those kids are dumb.. they shouldn't of gotten in, in the first place
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#40
You should have given candy laced with laxatives.

That way, they'll know not to take candy from guys in pedo vans
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