#1
OH YEAH! and does anyone know how to kiss a girl?
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Must if they break for me, better sounds come from the way you play more-so than the strings.

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>hen I said 'must', i meant just.

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I think we've realised I can't type by now...
#3
lips + lips + tongue + tongue = to kiss
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Okay, let me just clarify, I don't mean pedophilia or incest, lol.

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That's what they all say.

*picks up pitchfork*


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Karl Sanders has to drop his guitar to z so he can play his diminished thingies


Proud owner of a LTD DV8-R
#4
congrats. big congrats.
My Gear:

Ibanez RG450LTDBC
Boss GT-8
Boss MT-2 Metal Zone
Behringer guitar
Behringer V-Tone GM108 Amp
...and my fingers.

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At a Nile gig when some guy shouted "Egypt is gay!"

^^
#6
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You're just another brick in the wall
#9
Am I the only one who has noticed there are a lot of threads about kissing lately?
#10
Quote by InvaderTSN
Psh. Real men bump into TWO girls in a crowded corridor.


LOL, we have a winner
Quote by Sasms
tape a chainsaw to your dick then give all of them anal

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Make a pipe bomb and detonate it in your face. Then, persuade one of the ER doctors to leave some of the shrapnel in.
#11
Just say "Bitch, make me a sammich"
She'll totally fall for you.

Plus, you'll have a sammich.
time machine. Inadvertently, I had created a
#12
Quote by iceman_8319
Just say "Bitch, make me a sammich"
She'll totally fall for you.

Plus, you'll have a sammich.


+1

Note this works for anything kitchen related.
#13
Quote by kilbie
Am I the only one who has noticed there are a lot of threads about kissing lately?

Shortly followed by a lot of threads concerning mono. Let nature equilibrate this situation.
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LTD Horizon
Ibanez RGA121
Marshall DSL100
Peavey 5150

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haha
This is the funniest thing i've ever read on UG.
lespaulrocks39, you sir are awesome.
#14
Quote by InvaderTSN
Psh. Real men bump into TWO girls in a crowded corridor.



Quote by ~Danny~
Must if they break for me, better sounds come from the way you play more-so than the strings.

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>hen I said 'must', i meant just.

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I think we've realised I can't type by now...
#18
whats a girl?
"We are not concerned with motive, with higher ethics. We are concerned only with cutting down crime-."
#19
Quote by pHaKe
whats a girl?


I bet 80% of UG doesn't know the answer to this question.


... what's a corridor?
Heads will roll. Throats will be slit. Blood will flow like springs of water.
#20
Relationship thread/Sex thread/gtfo

All 3 would work.

*reported*
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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.