#2
They're just like us.

"the scientists who photographed the event speculate that it was the behaviour of a frustrated, sexually inexperienced young male seal."

"The 100kg seal first subdued the 15kg penguin by lying on it."

"The seal then alternated between resting on the penguin, and thrusting its pelvis, trying to insert itself, unsuccessfully."
#5
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They're just like us.

"the scientists who photographed the event speculate that it was the behaviour of a frustrated, sexually inexperienced young male seal."

"The 100kg seal first subdued the 15kg penguin by lying on it."

"The seal then alternated between resting on the penguin, and thrusting its pelvis, trying to insert itself, unsuccessfully."




Omfg sounds like my first time

>_>

So what if she was 5

<_<

Edit:

Chinstrap penguins occasionally indulge in homosexual behaviour, and adelie penguins sometimes "prostitute" themselves to get stones for nest-building; while one in seven emperor penguins will change partners from one year to the next.


Penguin didnt pay its pimp.
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#6
For some sick reason this reminds me of the Christmas Critters from South Park.

"BLOOD ORGY!!" *animals hump each other violently*
#7
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Omfg sounds like my first time

>_>

So what if she was 5

<_<


You subdued a 15 pound girl by lieing on her?
#8
But the scientists who photographed the event speculate that it was the behaviour of a frustrated, sexually inexperienced young male seal


No kidding?
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#9
45 minutes?

After 45 minutes the seal gave up, swam into the water and then completely ignored the bird it had just assaulted, the scientists report.

I'll lay waiting, just waiting for my time to come
#10
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You subdued a 15 pound girl by lieing on her?


>_>

<_<

Thank god for pics or it didnt happen

<_<
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#11
"After 45 minutes the seal gave up, swam into the water and then completely ignored the bird it had just assaulted, the scientists report."


that bird mustve been so confused
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#17
Did it at least buy the penguin dinner?
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#18
Haha.....look at a barnyard lmao.

I saw a yearling horse trying to rape an old pony(male) when I was a kid. I thought the horse was gay, and was laughing about it, but the owner of the farm told me he's just young and doesn't know what the hell he's doing, before she went over and gave the yearling a good boot in the ass.
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#19
Chinstrap penguins occasionally indulge in homosexual behaviour, and adelie penguins sometimes "prostitute" themselves to get stones for nest-building; while one in seven emperor penguins will change partners from one year to the next.


Holy shit, penguins are awesome!
#20
That, is hilarious.
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#21
*reported*
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#22
Bad joke? You can keep posting, I didn't report . . .
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#23
We live in a sad, sad world where the vicious seals rape the poor penguins of the world. . .
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