#2


That's an insane amount. I wonder why he didn't think it would look suspicious.
#3
So I guess if they (the bank) didn't fall for the check....he was going to offer them weed...and if that didn't work...then the handgun would come into play....
#6
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wow, $36 billion! he seems like the typical redneck


360* Billion.. haha

MAYBE they would have given it to him if it was 36B :P
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#8
What an idiot! I think maybe he would have had a lot more weed if he didn't smoke it all...
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#9
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He was released after posting $3,750 bail.

I hope they didn't take a cheque...
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#10
Stupid is as stupid does...

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#11
lots of zeros...thats completely unsuspicious....r u sure he wasnt buying LOTS of weed/ other drugs?
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#14
They found marijuana on him, so I think that's where this all started.
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#17
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That's what I was aboot to say

Great minds, and all that...
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And you're obviously here because you fancy Phill.
Phill is a very attractive guy...

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#18
Actually you know what? This is so stupid, I'm making a new facepalm. It's called

*doing what the guy in my avatar is doing*
#19
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360 billion for a recording biz?!?!

I could see 360 million being reasonable if he was going all out on gear and such....but........................


Try like 360 thousand..
360 million, you could be way more than set for life..
#22
*Epic Facepalm*

Wait

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#23
*facedesk*
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#24
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Actually you know what? This is so stupid, I'm making a new facepalm. It's called

*doing what the guy in my avatar is doing*

*facefist*?
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#25
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*facefist*?



Yes, but I'm thinking of doing a *faceEarth* due to the stupidity of this man.
#26
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#28
In addition to forgery, Fuller was charged with unlawfully carrying a weapon and possessing marijuana


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#32
*headbutts monitor*

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