#1
Is there a way to get legally divorced without having to go to court or pay obnoxious amounts of money?????
#5
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Kill her and hide the body. Quickly.

Oh, and no one will know after it's been posted on the UG forums..


#8
Blow her up.
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#13
..i'm 23 i dont live with them, plus ones dead now and i doubt my maw would appreciate that line of questioning.
sorry.
#14
Short Answer: A divorce, unless 100% mutual, will not be very quick.

Long Answer: I'm not getting into the semantics of a broken marriage right now.

EDIT: 10% --> 100%
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#15
Lock her in the airing cupboard and pretend she doesn't exist.
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#16
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..i'm 23 i dont live with them, plus ones dead now and i doubt my maw would appreciate that line of questioning.
sorry.



ah, yes. No problem there. Completley understandable. Trio fan I presume? Good stuff.
#17
an anullment?
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#18
Ironic thread is ironic considering TS's username...
If man is 5, if man is 5, if man is 5,
then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, the Devil is 6,
And if the Devil is 6,

then God is 7, then God is 7, then God is 7
This monkey's gone to heaven.
#19
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Short Answer: A divorce, unless 100% mutual, will not be very quick.

Long Answer: I'm not getting into the semantics of a broken marriage right now.

EDIT: 10% --> 100%



Oh, it's 110% mutual. We dig each other but no longer want to be married.
#21
You can get marriages annulled. Not sure how that compares to divorce.

Edit:
Why did you get married?
#22
It's a senior prank.

Me and a friend of mine are gonna get married by a friend during lunch.
#23
I bet you married in one of those little chapels in Las Vegas while being drunk
#24
doesnt the person who...is...umm...marrying you guys? Doesnt that person have to have some kindof authority. I always thought you had to have a special type of person to do that for you.

Plus dont worry about divorce unless your actually going to get a marriage license and all that ****. Those cost like $100 i think, theres paper work and all that stuff. Too much work and money for a little prank. Its more than just having someone tell you your married and kiss the bride.
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Last edited by RiseAgainst at May 2, 2008,