#1
Because earlier this week, I stopped my family from joining the other 50% of the US population

Incase you fail at having an idea what i'm talking about, I stopped my parents
from getting a divorce.
HAI FIVE N/EWUN?!?!?!?
Lol.
Anyways, it took two hours of talking between both my stepdad and Moms to
end this whole charade of theirs.
It was kinda ackward, because they've talked about it before, and worked it out,
but this time, they just weren't going to and were going to go through with it
should nothing have been done.
But good ol' son came around and was like "well fuck that. I mean,
I like the house, it allows me to be spoiled, my stepdad isn't that bad all the time,
and this would just lead to a lot of crap I don't wanna be in. Let's stop them
from divorcing shall I?" and went on.
My awesome reasoning and listening skills allowed me to do this
without even saying Moms (who was the one who said she wanted one right to
my stepdad's face prior to me talking to them separately) or my stepdad, the
word/phrase "divorce"/"don't get a divorce".

Yeah.
So i'm pretty much awesome >_<

True story btw.
If I didn't take part in that situation, i'd probably be packing my stuff up right now
and moving along with just Moms, little brother, and myself.



And so Pit, I bid you..

AIDEU!!
#3
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Sounds like postponing the inevitable to me...


Yeah, but congrats nonetheless.
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#4
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Sounds like postponing the inevitable to me...


Probably.

But i'll postpone this until my little brother goes to college or moves out or w/e.

Basically, they're staying together until the children in the house all move out.
Whether they like it or not.

After that idc.
#7
They're getting divorced as we speak
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#10
You selfish git. A lot of couples are much happier divorced, and who gives two fucks about your precious statistics? This is 2008, you can stop being ashamed of falling out of love with a man or woman you're unhappy with.
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#12
^what Dinky said. There's no doubt my mother has been better off in the decade or so since my dad left. Sounds like you're only motivated by potential personal gain and couldn't give a fuck less for the rest.
#13
they'll probably end up talking about it again when you arent around...
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#15
Yeah, you sound like an ass

Sure, helping people with relationships is generally a good thing, but you only did it so YOUR life will be easier

You=tool
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#16
e cookie.


your mom is having sex with another man right about...............now.
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#17
I mainly remember you as being a dick. But hey dicks can be awsome on occasion as well.
Now I shall remember you as an "awesome dick".
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Because earlier this week, I stopped my family from joining the other 50% of the US population

Incase you fail at having an idea what i'm talking about, I stopped my parents
from getting a divorce.
HAI FIVE N/EWUN?!?!?!?
Lol.
Anyways, it took two hours of talking between both my stepdad and Moms to
end this whole charade of theirs.
It was kinda ackward, because they've talked about it before, and worked it out,
but this time, they just weren't going to and were going to go through with it
should nothing have been done.
But good ol' son came around and was like "well fuck that. I mean,
I like the house, it allows me to be spoiled, my stepdad isn't that bad all the time,
and this would just lead to a lot of crap I don't wanna be in. Let's stop them
from divorcing shall I?" and went on.
My awesome reasoning and listening skills allowed me to do this
without even saying Moms (who was the one who said she wanted one right to
my stepdad's face prior to me talking to them separately) or my stepdad, the
word/phrase "divorce"/"don't get a divorce".

Yeah.
So i'm pretty much awesome >_<

True story btw.
If I didn't take part in that situation, i'd probably be packing my stuff up right now
and moving along with just Moms, little brother, and myself.



And so Pit, I bid you..

AIDEU!!




Use it wisely young one.
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#19
how can you not be part of a 50% statistic... if you are then you are in the 50% if your not then you are it the 50%
#20
Dumb ass.


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#21
So they want to be divorced and eh.....and you stopped them?
Well, depending on what caused them to have that decission, how they are going to act from now on, and how your action was justified.
I could understand that divorce isn't a very nice thing from a son's point of view, but he is your step-dad, so didn't you go through a divorce before?

I guess you are just bragging and don't care that much about the situation (if you do, good for you), but well, aideu to you.
#22
To he who said something about me being already part of the divorced population:
I was born a bastard child (meaning born to unmarried parents....incase you didn't know)


To people who find it for my personal gain.
Honestly, I am at the moment.

My parents spaz and have spur of the moment arguments that are futile and they get over it later anyway.
They do love eachother and have a great time together.
My stepdad doesn't go to sleep unless my mom is there with him... literally. >_<
They go out TOGETHER OFTEN and stay out and have a good time.
Occasionally, they go to Laughlin (like an hour north of Las Vegas) and stay a weekend there.
The reason for their probable divorce was because my mom was so upset that he didn't come to my brother's daughter's birth that day and instead went to his son's football game instead, which caused my brother's girlfriend's parents to be named the "official" grandparents and my mom not at all.
She went on a rant and said how he's always letting her down and then said
she wanted one.
My mom is under stress because my old brother hasn't moved out yet and she doesn't like my stepdad's family AT ALL, not even his two kids, and would be MUCH happier without them, besides that she's the primary provider.
She makes the money, provides most, etc. etc.

My personal gain out of it is so I can continue my life of leisure still and not be put under my old living style in poverty.
Because I lived the life of a poor family for 11 years of my 15 and a half years of being on this earth.
I do NOT plan AT FUCKING ALL to go back to that.
Maybe you might not have gone through it, so you probably don't know,
but it sucks.
My life now compared to how it used to be is like a bum being given a chance at going to college and getting a degree to make something of himself.

So you see.
It's not all bad.
The only thing bad is you jumping to the conclusion that im an asshole
I am sometimes... but in this situation i'm not.
My mom doesn't plan on going to that kind of life style ever again.
Never.
And neither do I.
#23
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how can you not be part of a 50% statistic... if you are then you are in the 50% if your not then you are it the 50%


Because earlier this week, I stopped my family from joining the other 50% of the US population

thanks.
feel free to add this post to my thread of fail moments

#24
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If he's your stepdad...surely she's already divorced and part of that statistic?


i was thinking the same
#25
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To he who said something about me being already part of the divorced population:
I was born a bastard child (meaning born to unmarried parents....incase you didn't know)


To people who find it for my personal gain.
Honestly, I am at the moment.

My parents spaz and have spur of the moment arguments that are futile and they get over it later anyway.
They do love eachother and have a great time together.
My stepdad doesn't go to sleep unless my mom is there with him... literally. >_<
They go out TOGETHER OFTEN and stay out and have a good time.
Occasionally, they go to Laughlin (like an hour north of Las Vegas) and stay a weekend there.
The reason for their probable divorce was because my mom was so upset that he didn't come to my brother's daughter's birth that day and instead went to his son's football game instead, which caused my brother's girlfriend's parents to be named the "official" grandparents and my mom not at all.
She went on a rant and said how he's always letting her down and then said
she wanted one.
My mom is under stress because my old brother hasn't moved out yet and she doesn't like my stepdad's family AT ALL, not even his two kids, and would be MUCH happier without them, besides that she's the primary provider.
She makes the money, provides most, etc. etc.

My personal gain out of it is so I can continue my life of leisure still and not be put under my old living style in poverty.
Because I lived the life of a poor family for 11 years of my 15 and a half years of being on this earth.
I do NOT plan AT FUCKING ALL to go back to that.
Maybe you might not have gone through it, so you probably don't know,
but it sucks.
My life now compared to how it used to be is like a bum being given a chance at going to college and getting a degree to make something of himself.

So you see.
It's not all bad.
The only thing bad is you jumping to the conclusion that im an asshole
I am sometimes... but in this situation i'm not.
My mom doesn't plan on going to that kind of life style ever again.
Never.
And neither do I.


Dude your family life is your business. I don't condemn you for looking out for #1. Nobody else is going to. I probably wouldn't have shared it with the world but hey that's me.
But this post of yours did not cause me to jump to any conclusions. I came to the above conclusion months ago.
Good luck.
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Dude your family life is your business. I don't condemn you for looking out for #1. Nobody else is going to. I probably wouldn't have shared it with the world but hey that's me.
But this post of yours did not cause me to jump to any conclusions. I came to the above conclusion months ago.
Good luck.



hmmm, I thoroughly remember your because of your awesome Devildriver avatar, but not our instances in the same.

refresh my memory plox?

#28
I guess thats a good thing. Get them to stay together til your 18 so they cant use you as leverage when the divorce DOES go through. That being said, I got a good laugh out of the thread title.
#29
people should stop calling him a dick for this.
its a good thing, what he did.

when theres kids in the house, you dont want them to go through all the hassle of a divorce until they can handle it. also, who can blame him for not wanting to go through a divorce?

saying that he shouldnt have done anything is like saying that marriage counseling is wrong.
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#30
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hmmm, I thoroughly remember your because of your awesome Devildriver avatar, but not our instances in the same.

refresh my memory plox?


Guess again on the avatar.
Well latest instance was last week in some kids birthday thread. Someone made a joke about his sharing Hitlers birthday. You flamed the guy. Np there. But then you beat it to death for over half a page. Anybody that read it got your point on the first post. Nobody gave you any crap for it and the guy that made the original post made the lame "sorry it was a joke" response but you just would not let it go.
That kind of stuff man. You do it often and you do it well
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#31
^^
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