Page 1 of 2
#1
Or any equivalent.

I'm not saying there would be no males, just that they would have a much less invasive organ for sexual reproduction. We'd still be just as testosterone-fueled and egotastic, just without a penis.
Reasons: 1. There would be no rape.
2. We could wear speedos without cowering.
3. Boners at school and work places will no longer become a problem

So what do you thing?

You may flame me, but I shall stand tall and through the fire and the flames I carry on!

But you can flame me fairly for quoting Dragonforce.
█████ █████ █████ █████ █████ █████ █████ █████
█████ █████ █████ █████ █████ █████ █████ █████
█████ █████ █████ █████ █████ █████ █████ █████

You're just another brick in the wall
#4
[quote="'Tommy[fin"]']You're quite an intellectual thinker, aren't you?

It depends on one's definition of intellectual.
█████ █████ █████ █████ █████ █████ █████ █████
█████ █████ █████ █████ █████ █████ █████ █████
█████ █████ █████ █████ █████ █████ █████ █████

You're just another brick in the wall
#6
You don't need to stick it in em to rape em.
Quote by 20cdndollars
You are god, floppypick



Floppydick


If that's how you read my name, leave a message saying so on my profile
#7
Wow wow wow, dont say such things man, thats a scary thought, what would we scratch in the morning? what would we draw on our text books? what would we hold when were nervous?
#8
The problem would never have existed, so we wouldn't know that we didn't have to worry about it.
#9
Quote by floppypick
You don't need to stick it in em to rape em.


No, but you would look very silly.
█████ █████ █████ █████ █████ █████ █████ █████
█████ █████ █████ █████ █████ █████ █████ █████
█████ █████ █████ █████ █████ █████ █████ █████

You're just another brick in the wall
#11
hell no. what would you put in your girlfriends mouth if you wanted her to shutup?
Quote by The Spoon
Unless you're sure she likes you, telling her you like her has a 110% chance of failing.

But hey, at least you have a 10% chance of absolutely guaranteeing failure.
#14
Quote by En_zed
No, but you would look very silly.


Haha I doubt it would stop many people...
Quote by 20cdndollars
You are god, floppypick



Floppydick


If that's how you read my name, leave a message saying so on my profile
#15

2. We could wear speedos without cowering.
do you have something to share with the pit?
.
..
...
I have no opinion on this matter.
#16
What are you on?

All hail the penis!

Edit: Glowskull has a small penis!
Last edited by -metalhead- at May 2, 2008,
#17
honestly? i kinda think there would be more war with a world full of women... they get into cat fights over the last turkey on thanksgiving in kroger... touchy touchy
Mesa Single Rectifier
Marshall 1960A vintage
Rg3exfm1 w/ EMG 85/81
Big Baby Taylor Acoustic
Ibanez TS808
#19
Since when's 3) a problem?
Quote by Reincaster
I once got shocked by a spider amp.

I got powers like spiderman did, except I model everyone else's powers poorly.


Quote by shredhead22
why not, i started using the zakk wylde boomers and now every third note i hit is a pinch harmonic


#20
Quote by floppypick
Haha I doubt it would stop many people...


But then if you got caught for it, and went to court, you'd probably be laughed at.
█████ █████ █████ █████ █████ █████ █████ █████
█████ █████ █████ █████ █████ █████ █████ █████
█████ █████ █████ █████ █████ █████ █████ █████

You're just another brick in the wall
#21
What will I play bass with?

He's my best friend
Quote by Les_Frederiksen
PlayMadness, you give me hope for mankind.

Quote by Darksucker
PlayMadness - Jesus 2.0

Quote by genghisgandhi
Society's doing great. There's a rise of people like PlayMadness. I feel pretty good about the way things are going.
#22
Quote by Popsai
Since when's 3) a problem?

Might get stuck on things or poke people in the stomach.
#23
Quote by Zugunruhe
do you have something to share with the pit?


So you would wear speedos confidently in front of everyone? Including parents and friends of both gender?
█████ █████ █████ █████ █████ █████ █████ █████
█████ █████ █████ █████ █████ █████ █████ █████
█████ █████ █████ █████ █████ █████ █████ █████

You're just another brick in the wall
#24
Quote by En_zed
So you would wear speedos confidently in front of everyone? Including parents and friends of both gender?

Oh hell no.


I go commando in front of friends.
When all else fails, ask the pit.
#25
Quote by En_zed
So you would wear speedos confidently in front of everyone? Including parents and friends of both gender?

banana hammocks: every single occasion.

the only problem is i have to get one with a cummerbund for weddings and the prom. a bow tie works well too.
.
..
...
I have no opinion on this matter.
#26
Quote by En_zed
So you would wear speedos confidently in front of everyone? Including parents and friends of both gender?


I'd never wear speedos in front of anyone for that matter.

Although I've flashed my mother on several occasions
#27
Quote by Zugunruhe
banana hammocks: every single occasion.

the only problem is i have to get one with a cummerbund for weddings and the prom. a bow tie works well too.


It seems we have reached an impasse.
█████ █████ █████ █████ █████ █████ █████ █████
█████ █████ █████ █████ █████ █████ █████ █████
█████ █████ █████ █████ █████ █████ █████ █████

You're just another brick in the wall
#28
Quote by lotsofvolume
Might get stuck on things or poke people in the stomach.

Once again, where's the problem?
Quote by Reincaster
I once got shocked by a spider amp.

I got powers like spiderman did, except I model everyone else's powers poorly.


Quote by shredhead22
why not, i started using the zakk wylde boomers and now every third note i hit is a pinch harmonic


#29
Quote by En_zed
It seems we have reached an impasse.
i will not be moved.

my friend in the banana hammock, on the other hand...
.
..
...
I have no opinion on this matter.
#30
Quote by Zugunruhe
my friend in the banana hammock, on the other hand...


Please, allow a moment for me to shudder at the thought.
█████ █████ █████ █████ █████ █████ █████ █████
█████ █████ █████ █████ █████ █████ █████ █████
█████ █████ █████ █████ █████ █████ █████ █████

You're just another brick in the wall
Last edited by En_zed at May 2, 2008,
#31
It would be great for me, because I'd secretly keep my penis.

Then all your woman are belong to me
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#32
i have to be honest with you, this is the worst thread i've seen on UG yet. dunno if this occured to you, but did you know that no penises=no sex=no people.
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.
#34
Uh, wait, so you're saying you'd rather not have what makes a guy a guy, because it embarasses you...?


Uh, right...
I was an Internet Witness in the mike.h Murder Case.
Quote by Pauldapro
this man is right. everything he says is right. so, stop killing people and get therapy ffs
#35
Quote by cwotspot
the world wouldn't be a place without penises...

NO REPRODUCTION!


Well, you could still produce sperm, if you could find another way to achieve orgasm, not penis-related (or just pump spermatozoids from your testicles).


Or you could evolve to lay eggs if the human species survives...
#36
Quote by gonzaw
Well, you could still produce sperm, if you could find another way to achieve orgasm, not penis-related (or just pump spermatozoids from your testicles).


Or you could evolve to lay eggs if the human species survives...



hahaha humans laying eggs would be comical
#37
Quote by gonzaw
Well, you could still produce sperm, if you could find another way to achieve orgasm, not penis-related (or just pump spermatozoids from your testicles).


Or you could evolve to lay eggs if the human species survives...

How the **** would you have testicles but no penis!? That would look ****ing retarded.
Quote by dminishedthingy
It didn't seem possible, but apparently Messiah can spam even more now.


Quote by \Powerslave/
I can see it now. "Dark Thrones and Black People".


Quote by \Powerslave/
I pretty much wank something small and sleek.

ololololololol


JOIN THE NEKROGESTAPO!
#38
Quote by gonzaw
Well, you could still produce sperm, if you could find another way to achieve orgasm, not penis-related (or just pump spermatozoids from your testicles).


Or you could evolve to lay eggs if the human species survives...

you do realize that the eggs would still need to be fertilized, right? fertilized WITH SPERM.
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.
#39
Quote by MetalMessiah665
How the **** would you have testicles but no penis!? That would look ****ing retarded.



Also decidedly and non-essentially painful. Potentially. Boy I love adverbs...
I was an Internet Witness in the mike.h Murder Case.
Quote by Pauldapro
this man is right. everything he says is right. so, stop killing people and get therapy ffs
Page 1 of 2