#1
Yes, as the title says, you're a fugitive from the law on the run. You've committed murder and the police have enough evidence against you do send you to the chair.

Pit, what do you do?
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A kid took a fetal pig during pig dissection, put a napkin on it as a cape, wrote "super pig" on it, then threw it out the window onto the greenhouse below, yelling "super pig, blast off!". He failed the pig lab
Last edited by Just Andrew at May 2, 2008,
#7
Run to mexico and live the rest of my life hiding in the plantations and eventually getting a job as I go under my new identity, Jesus Christos.
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I met this chick I really liked and wanted to practice sex, so I practiced on some guy I met at a gas station...
#9
Run.
*-)
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#11
post a thread on UG
My Old Progressive Metal Band:
Acrasia
For fans of Between The Buried and Me, Dream Theater, Cynic.

My New Progressive Rock/Djent Band:
Wings Denied
For fans of Deftones, Tesseract, Periphery, Karnivool, Cynic.
#14
Go Under My Bed!!!!
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I beat my wife








Beating yea bi
#16
Masturbate furiously.
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CFH82, I love you. I didn't laugh, but my god, I love you.

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Holy shit, that was epic. A mighty roar escapeth'd my mouth.

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I saw a penis.

last.fm
#17
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Masturbate furiously.
Quote by Teh Forest King
A kid took a fetal pig during pig dissection, put a napkin on it as a cape, wrote "super pig" on it, then threw it out the window onto the greenhouse below, yelling "super pig, blast off!". He failed the pig lab
#20
I'd be glad I'm not in a country barbaric enough to use "the chair"

I'd probably go to eastern europe though.
#21
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are you playing GTA4 or waiting for Splinter Cell Convictions to come out?
Well, I am playing GTA, but after trolling the forums for a while and finding nothing, this just came to me.....damn Friday nights
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A kid took a fetal pig during pig dissection, put a napkin on it as a cape, wrote "super pig" on it, then threw it out the window onto the greenhouse below, yelling "super pig, blast off!". He failed the pig lab
#22
come to the pit full time. the internet has a non-extradition treaty, right?
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#25
Learn to spell Fugitive.
While looking at a guitar magazine with some friends.

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DUDE! Is that a Mel Gibson?!



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Don't you understand the importance of correct spelling and grammar? It's the online symbol of maturity. And you as sure as hell don't have that.
#26
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Learn to spell Fugitive.
Typo <_<
Quote by Teh Forest King
A kid took a fetal pig during pig dissection, put a napkin on it as a cape, wrote "super pig" on it, then threw it out the window onto the greenhouse below, yelling "super pig, blast off!". He failed the pig lab
#27
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I'd be glad I'm not in a country barbaric enough to use "the chair"

I'd probably go to eastern europe though.

pussy
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SGRocker0791 and Raijin.xiii are ass holes in case anyone was wondering.

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try not to be such a dick

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thanks to the ignorant prick
#29
Again? well my plea of insanity should work again, just need to practice talking to spoons again
The greatest irony you will face is the fact that we wake up to live in a nightmare
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well played sir, well played
If Canadia wasn't a real place then where would Canadians come from?


T_T
#30
Get a haircut
Dye hair
Shave off any facial hair if present or grow some if not
Burn my face off (maybe not)
Try to get out of the country
Change my name
live as a hermit

etc.
Everyone becomes a genius when they join UG
#31
Masturbate furiously.
Quit my job blowin leaves
Telephone bills up my sleeves



And they were singin like this!
#32
plant some flash mines, throw some smoke nades, find a good sniping spot and headshot hack the poor bastards with my inf. ammo hacks.
In an interstellar burst! I am back to save the universe...
#33
go to brazil.


if i remember correctly they wont extradite you.

i could be wrong though.

i dont think switzerland does either. so maybe there too.
#34
somebody just saw harold and kumar....
Oh f*ck it,
I'm gonna have a party.
I had the blankest year,
I watched life turn into a TV show.
It was totally weird.
#35
Quote by larryjohnson
Masturbate furiously.

that's been said before
The greatest irony you will face is the fact that we wake up to live in a nightmare
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well played sir, well played
If Canadia wasn't a real place then where would Canadians come from?


T_T
#36
Use a flamethrower to cause a chain reaction explosion in a line of police cars. Run over some prostitutes. Jump a ramp.

Pick people up in a taxi car.
We're only strays.
#37
Tell the cops it was the one armed man...
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Saw extended blue dick,
clicked X.

Sorry,
force of habit


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There is only one solution. We need to bomb outer space. That should show those terrorist bastards who's who