#1
My girlfriend, now ex, found out that I cheated on her with her best friend.
She chucked the biggest rage at me last night, throwing **** at me, and kicking me out of her house.
I felt pretty bad, until I realized that..

My Les Paul was still at her house.

Should I just turn up and ask for them back?
Or break in the house, because I know this back entry and I could easily slip in.

And to add to the problem, her dad really dislikes me (probably because I'm Asian).
And he'd beat me up to a pulp if he knew what I had done.

So Pit.. what should I do?
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#4
Basically, you're ****ed.

If you ask her, she could possibly break your guitar. If you get caught sneaking in, you'll get in even more trouble...

...it's time to bring in the ninja mafia.
#5


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#8
Quote by Ex'sAndOh's
because I know this back entry and I could easily slip in.

Isn't this where you went wrong to begin with?



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But, I say be civil about it first, just kindly ask for it back, etc. And if that doesn't work, resort to the "back entry".



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#9
Damn... you fecked up.

Apologize, ask for it back, etc. suck up, and be a brown-noser.
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#12
Lol at everybody who thinks this guy is serious.
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#14
i wonder who long its going to take before you all realize this is a joke
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#15
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#16
Quote by Ex'sAndOh's
My girlfriend, now ex, found out that I cheated on her with her best friend.
She chucked the biggest rage at me last night, throwing **** at me, and kicking me out of her house.
I felt pretty bad, until I realized that..

My Les Paul was still at her house.

Should I just turn up and ask for them back?
Or break in the house, because I know this back entry and I could easily slip in.

And to add to the problem, her dad really dislikes me (probably because I'm Asian).
And he'd beat me up to a pulp if he knew what I had done.

So Pit.. what should I do?


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#17
wow, you are stupid. Leaving a guitar at a g/f's house is about the worst thing you could possibly do, especially if its used as an extension of your dick. In which case she will most certainly cut the strings, step on it, and then chop it in half. Therefore leaving you with nothing. unfortunate.
#18
Quote by Ex'sAndOh's
My girlfriend, now ex, found out that I cheated on her with her best friend.
She chucked the biggest rage at me last night, throwing **** at me, and kicking me out of her house.
I felt pretty bad, until I realized that..

My Les Paul was still at her house.

Should I just turn up and ask for them back?
Or break in the house, because I know this back entry and I could easily slip in.And to add to the problem, her dad really dislikes me (probably because I'm Asian).
And he'd beat me up to a pulp if he knew what I had done.

So Pit.. what should I do?

I think you should SLIP OUTTA THE BACK ENTRY YOUR IN(your ex's best friends)! that what got you in the **** to start with!
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Dude I got these strings the other day that couldn't be tuned to higher than 4 octaves below middle C then I realized that they were shoelaces and they weren't making any sound at all.
#19
First of all i find this kind of funny (sorry)
second breaking and entering is NEVER the awnser uless you just want to break a door or 2 down (for those of you who got that good job)
#20
Hahaha... nice

(yes I get it)
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#21
Use your azn martial arts skillz.
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#25
PWNED.
but srsly, break in. id do anything to get it back
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#27
You're asian, you should have some ninja stealth in your blood.

PS: Where is this house and this back entry?


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#30
why dont you ask if you can apologies, and if she lets you into her house instead of apologising resue the hostage sprint out of there!!!!
#31
Serves you right, cockshiner.
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#33
ninja your way in there, throw some throwing stars around, and steal your **** back.
#34
Quote by 1337Gu1tar
First of all i find this kind of funny (sorry)
second breaking and entering is NEVER the awnser uless you just want to break a door or 2 down (for those of you who got that good job)



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