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#1
When Trivium won't accept your myspace friend request.
Your record label asks you if you've ever heard of Bob Rock.
Herman Li pats you on the back and says "You'll get 'em next champ."
When the lead singer of Kreator takes back your album.
When you perform live, the crew doesn't even bother to put up the pyro.
Psyopus thinks you sound like ****.
Cannibal Corpse thinks you've made the same album 5 times.

You guys get the picture.
Quote by BigRudy
I disagree Slipknot is more technical than Necrophagist and more brutal than Suffocation, that's why I do hardcore dances to it with my 14 year old friends.
#3
Quote by BadBishop
Herman Ri shits on your head.


Fixed.
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I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
#4
Quote by darkstar2466
Fixed.

...But then no one has a career in metal.
Quote by AvengedThrice
Rengori, I hereby name you GOD. Bow down fuckers.
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Quote by ShredtoBed
SO if Janne and Alexi did a gay porn, would I be the only one willing to buy it?

That's a dumb question, you know everyone in here would buy it too. I know I would!

Search for Artefact.
#6
When In Flames thinks you've forgotten your roots.

When Dethklok thinks you should take your music more seriously.

Dave Mustaine suggests that you might have an ego problem.

Avenged Sevenfold invites you on tour.
#7
When Kirk Hammett thinks you invented Thrash Metal. (Anyone who's seen the preview Kirk Hammett interviews for Get Thrashed should get this )
#8
When Dimmu Borgir say you're too gimmicky.
The Kovenant of Terror, Marshal of the Legion of Metal.


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Br00tal, Terror Kovenant=metal's king

#11
When Marduk thinks you use too many blast beats.

When Dark Funeral complains that you sing about Satan too much.

When Cradle of Filth calls you sell-outs.

When Sunn O))) thinks that your songs are too long.
Quote by AvengedThrice
Rengori, I hereby name you GOD. Bow down fuckers.
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Quote by ShredtoBed
SO if Janne and Alexi did a gay porn, would I be the only one willing to buy it?

That's a dumb question, you know everyone in here would buy it too. I know I would!

Search for Artefact.
#12
When Cryptopsy complains about your sudden change in direction
The Kovenant of Terror, Marshal of the Legion of Metal.


Quote by GID (Shamrock)
Br00tal, Terror Kovenant=metal's king

#13
When Cradle of Filth think you've sold out

When Meshuggah call your music confusing

When you're Trivium

When Atreyu start complaining that you ripped them off.
#15
When BDM say you sound too much like At The Gates

When Magero likes your band.

When Dragonforce tell you that you play guitar too fast

When Venom says your production is too raw

When Electric Wizard says you smoke too much pot

When Blind Guardian says you watch LotR too much and play too much D&D
The Kovenant of Terror, Marshal of the Legion of Metal.


Quote by GID (Shamrock)
Br00tal, Terror Kovenant=metal's king

#16
Quote by Terror Kovenant
When BDM say you sound too much like At The Gates

When Magero likes your band.

When Dragonforce tell you that you play guitar too fast

When Venom says your production is too raw

When Electric Wizard says you smoke too much pot

When Blind Guardian says you watch LotR too much and play too much D&D

Oh, buuuurn haha
#17
when you present John Petrucci your brand new cook book.....swedish pizzas, FAT PIZZAS, cupcakes....
#22
Seth Putnam won't write songs calling you gay anymore.
No gods, no countries, no masters.
More guitar, less Ultimate-Guitar.
Be Serious.
Shorties represent!
Ibanez SZ520/Ibanez ORM-1/Ibanez RG7321/Pocket POD/Crate GX/Boss HM-2
#25
"When deathcore is a genre" lololoooooooololo

I kid i kid.

When origin tell you to stop sweeping so much
#30
When Behemoth can't make out your lyrics

When Devin Townsend says "I don't want to be the one to say this, but you're going a bit bald there"

When Zakk Wylde can't listen to you because you use too many pinch harmonics

When Necrophagist say you have too many time signature changes

When Sonata Arctica tell you your music went downhill after your first album
Ibanez RG1570 w/ Bareknuckle Pickups
Ibanez RG655
PRS SE Fredrik Åkesson Singlecut
Blackstar HT-5
Harley Benton G212 Vintage
BOSS TU-2
MXR M-108
Digitech Bad Monkey
#31
When Behemoth say you've taken anti-religious symbology too far!
Hi

Quote by iceman95
Fiddler is a god!!!! omg that's a good movie
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#34
when mayhem says that your live show is to extreme.

when you get a lecture on why to not steal ppl's riffs from lars ulrich.

you no longer play metal
#35
Quote by Magero
Fix'd for effect

'Fraid Necrophagist have WAY more time signature changes that Dream Theater

Anyway...

When Testament say "it took you too long to reunite the classic lineup"

When the Cavaleras say you fight over nothing

When Opeth tell you you have no stage presence
Ibanez RG1570 w/ Bareknuckle Pickups
Ibanez RG655
PRS SE Fredrik Åkesson Singlecut
Blackstar HT-5
Harley Benton G212 Vintage
BOSS TU-2
MXR M-108
Digitech Bad Monkey
#36
when Epica says you are boring live.
SPEAK OV ME NOT AS ONE
SPEAK OV ME NOT AS NONE
SPEAK OV ME NOT AT ALL
FOR I AM CONTINUAL
#37
Quote by AMGram
when you present John Petrucci your brand new cook book.....swedish pizzas, FAT PIZZAS, cupcakes....




Deep-Fried Pancakes

You know your career in metal is over, when porn has heavier beats and riffing
R.I.P. Charles Michael "Evil Chuck" Schuldiner
B. May 13 1967 - D. December 13 2001

Quote by eggsandham2
cuz ppl hate how power metal they are cuz they think its "gay" or w.e, which is immature and dirogitory
#38
Quote by mattallica
When Mike Patton thinks your singer has an annoying voice


GTFO

Mike Patton is GOD.
#39
Someone leaves Hal Leonard's Guitar for Beginners in your room.

You don't know how to play bass and your name isn't Gene Simmons.

Glen Danzig beats you up.

You post your entire album on UG and even then you can get no one to listen to it.

Your considered the Kwame Brown of guitar.

Your next venue is Ozzfest.
Quote by BigRudy
I disagree Slipknot is more technical than Necrophagist and more brutal than Suffocation, that's why I do hardcore dances to it with my 14 year old friends.
#40
Quote by BadBishop
Someone leaves Hal Leonard's Guitar for Beginners in your room.

You don't know how to play bass and your name isn't Gene Simmons.


Glen Danzig beats you up.

You post your entire album on UG and even then you can get no one to listen to it.

Your considered the Kwame Brown of guitar.

Your next venue is Ozzfest.

I lol'd a lot