Poll: Ever get a prostitute?
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View poll results: Ever get a prostitute?
Yes, wouldn't get laid without paying
6 3%
Yes, my gf doesn't put out
7 3%
No
211 94%
Voters: 224.
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#1
Has anyone here ever actually paid for sex? Poll's coming right now!

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Quote by 2 15/16
I'm hearing a steady *thump thump* from the people above me and I need some porno grooves to play on my bass to give them some background music. Any ideas?


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Last edited by TastyMooglePie at May 3, 2008,
#2
I'm not that desperate....
Oh f*ck it,
I'm gonna have a party.
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#4
I've done it twice in my freshmen year. Now I don't really have the time to do it anymore though...
#5
Better yet, has anyone ever been paid for sex?
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#6
most the pit is jailbait...

hoe's be checkin my identificashun!!!!
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#8
Nope. But this thread sucks more wang than a crack-***** on Sunset Blvd.
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#9
Quote by FeelTheMPower
Nope. But this thread sucks more wang than a crack-***** on Sunset Blvd.

...so you didn't pay eh?
Quote by 2 15/16
I'm hearing a steady *thump thump* from the people above me and I need some porno grooves to play on my bass to give them some background music. Any ideas?


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#11
Quote by Sloofus
Never paid for it... but ive never had the consensual kind either....

:-x

So.... U rape?
#15
I'll bet the two that voted yes are lying. Or diseased.
Heads will roll. Throats will be slit. Blood will flow like springs of water.
#16
nope, don't have enough money for a clean one.
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#17
Quote by mafropetee
I'll bet the two that voted yes are lying. Or diseased.


meh it aint that hard to find a hooker in an real urban area...
I've been approached in downtown austin.

And its not that hard to find people insanely desperate for sex... Join any IRC channel.

Fortunately hookers haven't learned how to use the internet, reducing the chances of a potential epidemic.
#18
The movies, the popcorns, the gas to drive her to the mall, the presents...

Yeah, I guess you can say I did.
#20
Quote by Sloofus
meh it aint that hard to find a hooker in an real urban area...
I've been approached in downtown austin.

And its not that hard to find people insanely desperate for sex... Join any IRC channel.

Fortunately hookers haven't learned how to use the internet, reducing the chances of a potential epidemic.


Psh, it ain't that hard to find a hooker in my high school. And I'm not kidding, although most of them accept drugs as a substitute for money.

No, I don't know this from personal experience.
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#21
Dude, your poll sucks ass.
  • Yes, wouldn't get laid without paying
  • Yes, my gf doesn't put out
  • No

Where the hell is: Yes, a pro will do things my girlfriend and I hadn't even thought of.
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#23
Quote by Sloofus
meh it aint that hard to find a hooker in an real urban area...
I've been approached in downtown austin.

And its not that hard to find people insanely desperate for sex... Join any IRC channel.

Fortunately hookers haven't learned how to use the internet, reducing the chances of a potential epidemic.


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#24
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
Dude, your poll sucks ass.
  • Yes, wouldn't get laid without paying
  • Yes, my gf doesn't put out
  • No

Where the hell is: Yes, a pro will do things my girlfriend and I hadn't even thought of.


A hooker approached me said she'd fuvk for a buck, do somethin strange for some change and I know I wouldve made her holla for a dolla, and she told me she'll suck my dick from the back and I aint never ever had that happen to me.
#25
No, that sort of notion is stellarly foreign to me, I just don't think I need to resort to that measure for something that is, in my mind, a symbol of affection. Call me gay or whatever but I think sex is to wholesome for something for two strangers to experience. I can understand why that wouldn't be but I think it's shallow without some sort of connection.
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#26
I once got approached my a hooker. I didn't realise she was a hooker at 1st, she asked me "Do you want business?" and I was like "eh?" then she said "Do you want business? I've got my own flat" which is where I caught on and said no thanks.
#27
Quote by IncubusMan999
No, that sort of notion is stellarly foreign to me, I just don't think I need to resort to that measure for something that is, in my mind, a symbol of affection. Call me gay or whatever but I think sex is to wholesome for something for two strangers to experience. I can understand why that wouldn't be but I think it's shallow without some sort of connection.


Psh, and I thought I was the only one.
#28
Quote by lolcats
No, but it's legal in NZ, so I wouldn't have a problem doing so.

You would after you found out you had syphilis. Or aids.
#30
Quote by Sloofus
Dude Aids was so last millenium.

This is the pit, remember? Aids will always exists as long as the pit is around, even if only in spirit.....
#31
Quote by Paroxysm
The movies, the popcorns, the gas to drive her to the mall, the presents...

Yeah, I guess you can say I did.

Ahahahaha true that man!
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#32
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#33
Quote by metallicat420
A hooker approached me said she'd fuvk for a buck, do somethin strange for some change and I know I wouldve made her holla for a dolla, and she told me she'll suck my dick from the back and I aint never ever had that happen to me.


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#34
You haven't seen the hookers around here man standing behind their red lights and big windows their ****ing disgusting.

Few days ago while going to homework class I have to pass through an ally and there's a hooker. She's called Belinda, and when I approached she was giving some old pedo the usual eyes and **** but she's been putting on weight since she stopped using meth and fell of her chair face first against the class FACEPLANT. I laughed out loud
#35
Quote by GNR's Fan
You haven't seen the hookers around here man standing behind their red lights and big windows their ****ing disgusting.

Few days ago while going to homework class I have to pass through an ally and there's a hooker. She's called Belinda, and when I approached she was giving some old pedo the usual eyes and **** but she's been putting on weight since she stopped using meth and fell of her chair face first against the class FACEPLANT. I laughed out loud


I checked your profile to check the authenticity of your post ...when in Rome.

There arent any hookers here, by that I mean there aren't woman who go out to "work" you know what I mean? Im sure there are some winoes who go to the old age home. But a majority of girls my age just give it up for free. Its how I met my ex
#36
"Any pussy you get in this world you gonna have to pay for, one way or another."

who knows what movie is from?
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#37
a mate of mine did..... fair to say he cops it bad now
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#38
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"Any pussy you get in this world you gonna have to pay for, one way or another."

who knows what movie is from?


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#39
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going to homework class

How can you have homework class? Surely that's a contradiction in terms.
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#40
Quote by browar
"Any pussy you get in this world you gonna have to pay for, one way or another."

who knows what movie is from?


Shoot I know you arent talking about The Last Detail.
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