#2
Real men cut off their foot and wait for it to grow back

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#3
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Real men cut off their foot and wait for it to grow back

Real men don't wait, they make it grow.
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#6
It's not painful. It's all tingly and hysterical. I do it on purpose so than I can attempt to stand on it then collapse in a heap.
#7
*prays your foot falls off and then a cat eats it*

Aha, I win again!

*swishes cape and runs off into the night*
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#8
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...so, what if my dick falls asleep?

Make a video and send to it BME.

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#9
Quote by fixationdarknes
...so, what if my dick falls asleep?


Stick a couple of pins in it and if that doesnt work its going to be very messy when you go for a whizz....


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#13
Quote by fixationdarknes
I'm wondering...

If one could somehow get his whole body to fall asleep, would his mind fall asleep with the rest of his body? And would he ever wake up?


The only chance that would happen if you lose enough blood for it to "feel" like that... and I guess you wouldn't wake up haha. Just a theory though... don't try it

edit: and before looking at the names, I could've sworn you are the guy that asked how he could get famous on UG... trying to hard. I was wrong
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#14
Actually, it is possible for your whole body to "fall asleep." However, the only way to experience it is through hypothermia. As you slowly freeze, the blood rushes out of your outer extremities, into your torso, trying to keep your important bodily functions running.

Go take a swim in the Arctic circle and tell me how you feel.
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#15
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It's not painful. It's all tingly and hysterical. I do it on purpose so than I can attempt to stand on it then collapse in a heap.


I do that often, but never intentionally. It's awesome fun though,
#16
Dick on your foot.
That'll wake it up.
Irony FTW.

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#17
by the time we all reply to this your foot has probably gone back to normal. kinda makes this thread pointless...

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