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#1
clowns do evil stuff like:

- Rape Octopusses
- Torture Bananas
- Help other clowns

We all know about this, but they did so much more evil things. We never thought clowns would be capable to do this, but they did...

- They created cancer
- They planned 9/11
- Together they have created an invisible clown nation that has taken over the world. We don't realize it, but without clowns the world would be a lot better.
- Hitler was a clown. WW 2 was the first attempt of the clowns to take over the world, but after the failure of their plan they decided to create an INVISIBLE clown nation to ruin our lives. That plan worked...

Without clowns, the world would be like this:

- All porn would be free
- There won't be war
- There would be no corruption, because corruption is invented by clowns. I base this on the fact that both "corruption" and "clown" start with a C and end with an N.
- Children will be a lot happier. Many people think that clowns make children happy but they don't. When we look away, the clowns brainwash and torture the small children, and the bigger ones are being forced to have sex with animals.
- Animals will be happier.

kid without clown:
kid with clown:


what do YOU think of clowns?
#2
Fool!!! Mimes are the real evil geniuses, they just keep quite and let us think its the clowns!
#7
I don't mind clowns unless they are in horror movies.

Oh and the clowns at amusement parks where you have to put the ball in their mouth.
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#8
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#9
I think they're awesome because without them, the following would not be possible:
A group of friends putting on clown masks and scaring another friend with them whilst high on acid, then waiting until he's sober and periodically appearing with clown masks to make him paranoid, before having everyone around him deny that there is a clown there, to make him think he's going crazy.
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#10


O hai! i created cancer and ww2 nd killed 3,000 ppl in teh worlds largest terrorist attack!

Clowns are bastards.

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#11
Well. I'm going to spare you the details that I write about in my diary. But I like clowns.

And I for one am sick and tired of all this garbage being propagated against clowns. You're basing this entirely off Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent J. And I'll admit that these two are ruining America's belief systems, but not all clowns should be held responsible for this. Until you grow up, and realize that clowns are vital in this country, and some of the greatest people on the planet, I have nothing more to say to you sir, good day.
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#12
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Well. I'm going to spare you the details that I write about in my diary. But I like clowns.

And I for one am sick and tired of all this garbage being propagated against clowns. You're basing this entirely off Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent J. And I'll admit that these two are ruining America's belief systems, but not all clowns should be held responsible for this. Until you grow up, and realize that clowns are vital in this country, and some of the greatest people on the planet, I have nothing more to say to you sir, good day.


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#15
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#17
clowns are funny
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#18
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DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU JUST SAID?

Yes, perfectly aware of what I said. Clowns bring joy to the world, and you've had a few bad experiences, so you want them to be treated badly. Whats the matter? Did a clown give the balloon giraffe you wanted to the girl next to you instead? Did you just get the inferior balloon poodle? Or maybe a clown beat you at a game of baseball, and you were really hoping to score the big goal so you could make everyone proud and be a hero. You need to let it go, man. Not all clowns are bad. But, maybe I just see things a little differently because I'm 1/3 clown, on my mother's side.
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#19


Lets just say this moved me... INTO A BIGGER HOUSE!
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#20


If this doesn't get you going, there is something wrong with you. Bring the barriers down. White and blue is beautiful.
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#21
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Yes, perfectly aware of what I said. Clowns bring joy to the world, and you've had a few bad experiences, so you want them to be treated badly. Whats the matter? Did a clown give the balloon giraffe you wanted to the girl next to you instead? Did you just get the inferior balloon poodle? Or maybe a clown beat you at a game of baseball, and you were really hoping to score the big goal so you could make everyone proud and be a hero. You need to let it go, man. Not all clowns are bad. But, maybe I just see things a little differently because I'm 1/3 clown, on my mother's side.


yeah I have a bad experience. A clown raped my dog and infected him with the HIV virus, so he will die. Another clown was raping an octopuss that he took from the sea. He was carrying the octopuss on a trailer behind his car. He put the octopuss in my backyard and started raping it.
Then there came a third clown who created a nuclear bomb and killed all the people from kazakhstan. Then He hypnotized me and forced me to rape sheep. When I woke up the next day I was totally confused.
#22
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If this doesn't get you going, there is something wrong with you. Bring the barriers down. White and blue is beautiful.

I do recall your stance on clown porn actually.

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#23
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I do recall your stance on clown porn actually.

Ain't nothin' wrong with that.
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yeah I have a bad experience. A clown raped my dog and infected him with the HIV virus, so he will die. Another clown was raping an octopuss that he took from the sea. He was carrying the octopuss on a trailer behind his car. He put the octopuss in my backyard and started raping it.
Then there came a third clown who created a nuclear bomb and killed all the people from kazakhstan. Then He hypnotized me and forced me to rape sheep. When I woke up the next day I was totally confused.

Even though this is technically spam, I'd kinda like to figure out why people have such a problem with clowns, so maybe I can steer it towards that direction. Aside from this, why do you dislike clowns so much? And why do you think so many people have a fear of them? And by the way, your story makes me think these two men are responsible:


If so, they're not real clowns. They're the equivolent to Gwar pretending to be aliens. They are faux-clowns. These are 'Bozers.' There is a difference between Bozers and Bozos, non-clowns just don't understand that.
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#25
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Ain't nothin' wrong with that.

Even though this is technically spam, I'd kinda like to figure out why people have such a problem with clowns, so maybe I can steer it towards that direction. Aside from this, why do you dislike clowns so much? And why do you think so many people have a fear of them? And by the way, your story makes me think these two men are responsible:


If so, they're not real clowns. They're the equivolent to Gwar pretending to be aliens. They are faux-clowns. These are 'Bozers.' There is a difference between Bozers and Bozos, non-clowns just don't understand that.


no they were real clowns. They made a balloon animal to fake my neighbours, but when they got in my backyard...
#26
I know loads of people that get majorly freaked out by clowns, it's funny. But I don't really care about them.
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#27
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Clowns are sadists...IT proved it all!
#28


look at this evil dog!



this was the octopuss that the second clown was raping



because clowns are so evil, they have intercourse with sheep



I ordered 78 of those clown dolls so I can burn them
#31
people like clowns because their nation is invisible, and they hide their evilness with balloon animals and deadly gasses. Don't be fooled
#33
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people like clowns because their nation is invisible, and they hide their evilness with balloon animals and deadly gasses. Don't be fooled



Balloon animals are awesome, I know how to make them too... Does that make me a bozo? I guess since I'm not invited to the clown nation I am a Bozer...
#35
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DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU JUST SAID?


Well, you are the terrorist here..
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#36
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Juggalos are the real menace.

They aren't really so much of a menace as a waste of space. I'm not exactly clamoring to lock my doors at night so a couple thirteen year olds with fake hatchets and badly applied face paint can't kill me. That said, I've known a few Juggalos who are actually really good at art.. which is mind boggling, considering their influences. Oh.. And the ICP movie was hilarious if you like watching bad movies. I laughed a lot when I watched it. Of course, I had also been drinking a little bit..
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#39
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#40
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Face-ist.


A righteous face-ist that is..


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