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So yesterday I went to the movies with this girl i really like and she likes me to. I had my arm around her the whole time. She said she wasn't ready for a kiss yet because we aren't going out, but she said to wait a couple more days. Then last night she texted me about how she can't wait to be with me again so we can kiss. How should I do this? I sound like a loser lol but I wanna know what should I do to be a good kisser?

Edit: The reason she said no to a kiss and why she still needs more time to say we are going out even though she does like me, is because she just broke up with another guy. But she is pretty much over him.
Last edited by Atreyu27 at May 3, 2008,
#2
just copy her.. and you're the best
(atleast she'll think you are )


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#4
Stick your tongue as far down her throat as possible. Chicks love that shit.

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#5
Kiss her.

Not too hard, man! You'll get the hang of it!

Now go, and party on some pussy.

DON'T PANIC! DON'T PANIC!
THEY DON'T LIKE IT UP 'EM!
#6
awwwwwww. it should be natural mate. you will know when the time is right young soldier

p.s. how old are you?
#7
girls love when you stick a finger in their ass while you kiss them.


try it. trust me, she will love it.
#8
Let me guess, never kissed before?

Let her lead and follow her.


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#9
im 15
she almost fainted in my arms last night because she is starving herself
she has so many problems
i really wanna help her
#10
i wouldn't really know about that sort of thing.

but i'm sure there'll be this 'perfect moment' and it all goes brilliantly.
#12
Start off with lips closed, then open after a while, to show her you wanna use tongue. Don't initiate frenching though.
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#13
Quote by Atreyu27
im 15
she almost fainted in my arms last night because she is starving herself
she has so many problems
i really wanna help her


And this fits in with kissing?
You're not brutal.


(click the smiley!)

#14
Just relax, kissing is a pretty natural thing when it gets right down to it. Don't shove your tongue down her throat or grope her or anything, though. And put on some chapstick before the date, but not much. Just enough that'll last till the time you start kissing.
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#16
its like, when you do it, youll know ! so just let loose and go for it
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Quote by Atreyu27
im 15
she almost fainted in my arms last night because she is starving herself
she has so many problems
i really wanna help her

She sounds mental, I hope you know what you're doing.


Also, as far as the kissing goes, just do it, it can't really go wrong unless you try to choke her with your tongue.
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Start off with lips closed, then open after a while, to show her you wanna use tongue. Don't initiate frenching though.

the avatar dude is right.
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#19
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And this fits in with kissing?


its his way of forcing her to eat.. his tongue


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#21
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ULTIMATE-GUITAR.COM thats all that needs to be said.

This is the pit jackass.
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#23
A mixture of this:



And this



Pretend like you have mandibles and a weird tongue with teeth that spits acid. Girls love it when you can act out your favorite sci-fi movies on dates.
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And this is The Pit where non-guitar related things are discussed.
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#26
Quote by Atreyu27
im 15
she almost fainted in my arms last night because she is starving herself
she has so many problems
i really wanna help her


This isn't gonna turn out well. But it's none of my business so... good luck with that is all I can say.

As for kissing...

Just kiss her, but don't be direct and rough about it... Be gentle and "romantic", at least at first. Something like this should come naturally ...or it did for me anyway.
#27
Quote by Atreyu27
im 15
she almost fainted in my arms last night because she is starving herself
she has so many problems
i really wanna help her

Kiss her with food in your mouth. Like the way birds feed their young by regurgitating swallowed worms and stuff.

And as far as sticking your finger up her ass, from what I've been told that actually does work.


EDIT: Actually, you could let her starve herself to death, then no matter what you do she won't complain. Necrophilia = the best kind of philia.
Last edited by deaththrashcore at May 3, 2008,
#28
just roll with it. you'll get the hang of it.
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#32
lol kissing

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#35
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I know this is the Pit, but do people HAVE to be assholes?

How to kiss.

I never dreamed such a thing existed!


*clicks link*
EDIT:
Don't look terrified when the other person approaches you for a kiss.

DON'T PANIC! DON'T PANIC!
THEY DON'T LIKE IT UP 'EM!
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#36
TS, when reading the replies here, use your common sense. I would hope you had enough not to listen to the "stick your tongue down her thraot" and "grope her" responses.
#37
Fail thread is fail.

There isnt really a wrong way as long as you don't spit on her or lick her face.
#38
Quote by Aramis
I know this is the Pit, but do people HAVE to be assholes?

How to kiss.

I gave some solid advice. Every girl I ever did the Yautja/Xenomorph move on thought it was adorable for some reason. I was really just looking to entertain myself, but they apparently thought it was funny.

*is making things up, he's never even seen a girl.*
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Fail thread is fail.

There isnt really a wrong way as long as you don't spit on her or lick her face.

Is this in response to me?
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#40
Quote by Aramis
I know this is the Pit, but do people HAVE to be assholes?

How to kiss.




The Do's and Don't section was very helpful.

For example, did you know that you have to:

-Swallow periodically during the kiss.
-Participate in the kiss.
-Don't look terrified when the other person approaches you for a kiss.

Really great stuff.
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