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#4
A straw.
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#6
Quote by _deeperthewound
Yo momma's mouth.

Buurrrnn.
Quote by Jackintehbox
This man knows his beverages.
Quote by 7daycrisis
^somebody get this man 30 million dollars.
Quote by Jack Off Jill
I think I love you. I consider you a prominent UGer.
Quote by Stormx
90.200.36.223 is my IP. Try me.
#7
Quote by the lulz
i use a dirty sock or toilet paper.


Dirty sock..WTF?
Won't you get an infection.
Sunn O))):
Quote by Doppelgänger
You could always just sleep beside your refrigerator.

Guitar:
- Ibanez S670FM w/ JB
- Fender 'Lite Ash' Stratocaster
- Fender '72 Deluxe Telecaster
- Arbiter LP Jr. Doublecut
Amp:
- Laney VC15

'72 Tele Appreciation Group
RIP DIO
#10
A vagina.


Might explain why I have six kids.
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#11
Quote by skunkboy69
A woman


true.
If we're never together, if I'm never back again, well i swear to God that I'll love you forever. Evelyn, I'm not coming home tonight.
#13
the quick reply box
Quote by AAAAAAAAAARGH
Gold/Silver/Crystal.

Simply because I could breed the pokemon, and act out my sick sexual fantasies between Dittos and Chanseys.


Quote by bequickorbedead
She had sex..with my...AIDS?
#14
Dirty sock? Man, thats just not cool.
Manchester United Est. 1878

Do you DIG?

Cos I DIG.
#17
Quote by moodster
the quick reply box



lol @ posts 4 to 12 all being posted within a minute of each other
#20
Quote by korinaflyingv
inside my brother's cd player

cant wait to see the look on his face when he comes back from uni...
You must have an extremely thin penis.
#22
I don't... I just shoot
Proud member of the UG Hate Crew

Laguna Loire of the Final Fantasy Elites - PM metacarpi, Ichikurosaki, Gallagher2006, or Deliriumbassist to join!
#23
I use my cat.
Now it's 1984
Knock knock at your front door
It's the suede denim secret police
They have come for your un-cool niece
#24
Quote by diditfortehlulz
I use my cat.

What a coincidence!
I used to do that to my cat til it ran away!
God know's why it ran away...

I miss it
Quote by demoniacfashion
Is there any black people on UG?
I don't think a lot of black people play guitar anymore.

Quote by Oasis-fanatic
they all kinda went extinct after hendrix really.


Needless to say, I lol'ed.

Quote by human panda
Appart from being on UG or wanking, thats what i mostly do
#27
Quote by sleepwalker16
I don't... I just shoot


Damn i wish you were American, I could of made a US Marines Reference.
Flap it and enjoy yourself...

Xbox Live GT = The Donkey Fly
'...and those who fought on that day of honor, the day of victory shall be forever remembered as Lime Green' - Oct 31st 08
#28
Quote by Kingyem0c0re
What a coincidence!
I used to do that to my cat til it ran away!
God know's why it ran away...

I miss it


DUDE my cat's fur was an amazing way to catchmy sperm.
#29
Ceiling.
Quote by Reincaster
I once got shocked by a spider amp.

I got powers like spiderman did, except I model everyone else's powers poorly.


Quote by shredhead22
why not, i started using the zakk wylde boomers and now every third note i hit is a pinch harmonic


#30
Quote by Popsai
Ceiling.



Take that ceiling cat!


Quote by Kingyem0c0re
What a coincidence!
I used to do that to my cat til it ran away!
God know's why it ran away...

I miss it



It was stolen, actually.
#31
Quote by Donkey Fly
Damn i wish you were American, I could of made a US Marines Reference.

Say it anyway.
#40
I do it in the shower...so...

Yea, everywhere.
Quote by SmElLy KiD
That is priceless man, you might be my new idol.


TS, whenever I see your username, I misread it as "isuckhardcocks."

Just had to get that out there.

We're ticking away, the moments that make up the dull days
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