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#1
If you have just been sick in the toilet, do not then proceed to poo without flushing first. There WILL be splashback.

I found that out the hard way this morning

Any more tips to share?
#6
When I go for a #2 I always put toilet paper there first to make it so it lands on paper, not water. This way I dont get toilet water splashed on my arse.
#8
Just wash it off, it's not exactly like you're gonna die from it..
What's the big deal?

EDIT:

Quote by Sabu
When I go for a #2 I always put toilet paper there first to make it so it lands on paper, not water. This way I dont get toilet water splashed on my arse.


If i can tell its gonna be a 'splasher', I do that too....
#9
Aw man that is disgusting

Serves you right for being a Dumbass, you'll know for next time
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#10
Dipshit
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#11
That must have been the worst morning ever.

Rule #2: don't poop into a toilet that you just vomited in. There will be splash back and it will burn.

Edit: and btw Sabu that just makes it stink worse because it keeps it from fully submerging.
We're only strays.
#13
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Edit: and btw Sabu that just makes it stink worse because it keeps it from fully submerging.


I spray the room before leaving.
#15
Quote by Corpus
Sounds like you are having a great day.

Or had a great night.


You guessed it!
#17
Don't puke in a toilet you just **** in without flushing first. There will be face splashback.
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#18
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are you me?!


Yeah but stfu, we've been doing well without people realising we are a schizophrenic northern multiaccount, you're gonna blow our cover.
#19
Quote by SeveralSpecies
Well my sh*t doesn't stink, so nya nya!

Lies!

Although I've never been to New Jersey or within 500 miles of you to judge. But still, lies!

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#20
Quote by Zero-Hartman
Lies!

Although I've never been to New Jersey or within 500 miles of you to judge. But still, lies!



You're just upset because I didn't clean up after I pooped on your chest!


Quote by Sabu
Yeah but stfu, we've been doing well without people realising we are a schizophrenic northern multiaccount, you're gonna blow our cover.



!!!

I wouldn't doubt it, your names are only one letter different.
#21
Quote by SeveralSpecies
You're just upset because I didn't clean up after I pooped on your chest!

No no, I had no problem with that

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


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Is like a truck
Berserker.
#23
Quote by SeveralSpecies
Ah. We should do that again sometime.

I'm up for that.

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youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#25
Quote by Grouch
Why has my thread turned into some kind of sexual free-for-all?



Dun dundun DUUUUUUN


You're in the PIT!
#26
Quote by Grouch
Why has my thread turned into some kind of sexual free-for-all?

shh, shh, it's ok


*takes off trousers*
#32
Quote by Sabu
When I go for a #2 I always put toilet paper there first to make it so it lands on paper, not water. This way I dont get toilet water splashed on my arse.

The toilet water washes your arse I let it splash
#34
Quote by condork
The toilet water washes your arse I let it splash


Someone could have took a whizz before you and then you'd have their urine on your anus.
#35
Quote by Sabu
When I go for a #2 I always put toilet paper there first to make it so it lands on paper, not water. This way I dont get toilet water splashed on my arse.


I like that


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#37
Quote by Sabu
Someone could have took a whizz before you and then you'd have their urine on your anus.



Does that count as third base? Because if so, than I've clearly fucked myself in the ass.
#39
Quote by Retro Rocker
Hehe.... Poo.


Now that's the kind of response i was looking for!


I never knew that SICK and MY ANUS would trigger such a sexual abomination
#40
Quote by Grouch
Now that's the kind of response i was looking for!


I never knew that SICK and MY ANUS would trigger such a sexual abomination

*spanks*
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