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Today, during lacrosse practice, our coach decided to let us scrimmage the whole time because we pretty much raped the other team at our game yesterday. I'm on JV, and we asked some varsity players to come down for a challenge.
Now, anyone who has experience with lacrosse will agree that it's one of the fastest moving games out there. That ball moves like a mother****er, Getting hit with a shot is a bitch.
As one of our middies is taking it down the sideline, he decides to shoot, and completely nails one of the varsity guys, right in the balls. Needless to say, he went down, and everyone had a good laugh, until we discovered the horrifying truth-

He wasn't wearing a cup.

We're hoping the kids okay, but it doesn't seem so good. Anyone have any experience with this, where things turned out alright? Also, any nutshot stories you have are welcome.
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In 5th grade, I had a soccer ball kicked straight to my nuts. It hurt.
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#6
Haha that sucks. Some kid on our team apparently got a testicular twist even though he had his cup on.

I scored two goals within 5 minutes at my lacrosse game today .
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My freshman year at high school, I had a teacher who was snapped by a wet towel in the nuts when he was in high school. The nutsack split open and one fell out. I'm not joking at all.
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This happened to a kid in my school. He has one ball now, no joke.
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Haha that sucks. Some kid on our team apparently got a testicular twist even though he had his cup on.

I scored two goals within 5 minutes at my lacrosse game today .


Testicular twist, is that what those hardcore dancer kids are calling it these days?

Sounds like it could be a drink order to lol. Barkeep, make it a testicular twist, hold the pie crust and make the boxers two sizes too small.
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My freshman year at high school, I had a teacher who was snapped by a wet towel in the nuts when he was in high school. The nutsack split open and one fell out. I'm not joking at all.

From a wet towel?!
#13
If you think it was dumb he didn't wear a cup, (which it was) consider the fact that one of our middies decided to play goalie (we were messing around most of the time). He didn't wear a cup.

Edit: I've heard about the wet towel too. Apparently, and I don't know if this is bull****, when a wet towel snaps it breaks the sound barrier. That's ridiculous if it's true.
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Testicular twist, is that what those hardcore dancer kids are calling it these days?

Sounds like it could be a drink order to lol. Barkeep, make it a testicular twist, hold the pie crust and make the boxers two sizes too small.



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One time I kicked a tennis ball into the equipment room JUST as the german exchange student was coming through and he leapt up and got it right in the testicles. His face was basically . Much lolz were had.
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From a wet towel?!

yup. He was in the locker room after football practice or something.
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#19
I got hit with a 4x D-Cell Maglite years ago. I couldn't breath or move for a good 10 minutes, but I survived.
#20
This happened to me in 8th grade gym class. I argued with my teacher for 5 minutes, because he had put me in as goalie, which I hate. He won the argument, and the first shot that came in hit me right in the nads. It hurt so bad, I fell to my knees and couldn't get up for 5 minutes.

Then, my teacher pulls out a padded thing that covers your chest and groin and goes, "Oh, maybe I should have given you this." I wanted to kill him.
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My freshman year at high school, I had a teacher who was snapped by a wet towel in the nuts when he was in high school. The nutsack split open and one fell out. I'm not joking at all.

um im pretty sure thats just a typical highschool rumor that goes around, cuz the SAME THING HAPPENED AT MY HIGH SCHOOL (supposedly)

before u ask, Connecticut
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#26
i, myself play football and i dont wear a cup, a cup slows down your running to much. pretty much no one does. i dont know if thats why he didnt wear one but thats why most football players dont. also story wise i know this guy who rides bmx. well he was riding and tried to grind a rail and ended up doing a penis slide. he cut open his sack and he duct taped it back toghter until he got to the hospital. ended up getting stiches. then he did it again a week later.
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um im pretty sure thats just a typical highschool rumor that goes around, cuz the SAME THING HAPPENED AT MY HIGH SCHOOL (supposedly)

before u ask, Connecticut

Nope, it actually happened. They told it to one of the football teams one year, cause they were towel snapping or something.
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i, myself play football and i dont wear a cup, a cup slows down your running to much. pretty much no one does. i dont know if thats why he didnt wear one but thats why most football players dont. also story wise i know this guy who rides bmx. well he was riding and tried to grind a rail and ended up doing a penis slide. he cut open his sack and he duct taped it back toghter until he got to the hospital. ended up getting stiches. then he did it again a week later.


Wow, that must have hurt to pull the duct tape off!

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i, myself play football and i dont wear a cup, a cup slows down your running to much. pretty much no one does. i dont know if thats why he didnt wear one but thats why most football players dont. also story wise i know this guy who rides bmx. well he was riding and tried to grind a rail and ended up doing a penis slide. he cut open his sack and he duct taped it back toghter until he got to the hospital. ended up getting stiches. then he did it again a week later.


Oh SHI-!

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Nope, it actually happened. They told it to one of the football teams one year, cause they were towel snapping or something.

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these stories ALWAYS go through all the highschools
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these stories ALWAYS go through all the highschools

Yeah, I've heard that story as well.
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these stories ALWAYS go through all the highschools

well whatever. It actually did happen at our school.
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#33
I played goalie for 3 years and I never wore a cup. I was only hit there by the coach and only cuz he was aiming for them after he found out I didnt wear a cup.
#34
my dad used to play hurling for dublin under 21's.... and hurling is supposedly the fastest grass game in the world... he caught a sliotar (hard, heavy leather ball moving very fast) in the nuts once, and a hurley (big wooden stick) in the nuts. i reckon i'm pretty lucky to be alive
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I played goalie for 3 years and I never wore a cup. I was only hit there by the coach and only cuz he was aiming for them after he found out I didnt wear a cup.


The hell?! Why would he kick you in the nads if you didn't have a cup? Why would he kick you in any case?
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#36
*Fetal position*

My balls started hurting a little bit after I read the last part of the post, and some of the responses. They must know that one (or two) or their brothers have fallen. And not the good kind of fallen either.
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um im pretty sure thats just a typical highschool rumor that goes around, cuz the SAME THING HAPPENED AT MY HIGH SCHOOL (supposedly)

before u ask, Connecticut

dude, I saw a dude taken to the hospital for that.
it was sickening.
wasn't high school, boy scout camp
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my dad used to play hurling for dublin under 21's.... and hurling is supposedly the fastest grass game in the world... he caught a sliotar (hard, heavy leather ball moving very fast) in the nuts once, and a hurley (big wooden stick) in the nuts. i reckon i'm pretty lucky to be alive

Hurling scares me. Loads of Irish blokes running round wih big sticks lobbing balls at one another without any pads is bloody crazy.
#39
This thread makes my balls feel funny.

Apparently around here, a parent was helping out on one of the baseball teams. He was catching, and he didn't wear a cup...

His balls exploded.
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