#1
Personally, I yell for help if anybody else is home. If not, it's time to hit the shower.

What do other UG'ers do when they are cursed with a lack of tp?
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#5
Thankfully my mum has the foresight to always keep an extra roll in the cupboard under the sink
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#6
The inside of my parents' pillow case.
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#7
I quickly run into my parents' room and get more toilet paper out from under the bed. Keep in mind it's hard to run with your trousers at your ankles.
#9
i tell myself "Wth, nothing to do about it" and then just on with the pants and walk away.
#10
one time my brother ran out of tiolet paper and he took of his shirt and used it.

and then put it back on
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#11
it's gross but i use....used tissues
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#12
One should always be prepared. If there looks to be a short supply, don't begin the mission until you've re-stocked.

Anyway, there is always more on the shelf in my house. UNLESS YOU RUN OUT OF THAT, OH GOD
#14
when youre sittin on the john and the toilet papers gone, be a man... use your hand


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#15
We keep our TP in a small cabinet near our toilet in the main bathroom.

If I'm in my bathroom (half bath) I usually yell for help. If no one is home, I waddle for it myself.
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One should always be prepared. If there looks to be a short supply, don't begin the mission until you've re-stocked.

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#18
I yell for help too. But if know else is home, than why do you have to get in the shower? I just go get some more.
#19
In my house we have a cabinet over the toilet that has the toilet paper but people in my house never check when its running out so sometimes we do run out of toilet paper. Just like everyone else i usually yell and see if someone can throw me a roll, ive used tissues and paper towels before. Otherwise i hit the shower because we keep the huge pack of TP in the basement and im usually in the upstairs bathroom
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If people are home i shout for more toilet paper, if im home alone, i go and get some more and go back into the bathroom and continue wiping my ass.


and, what? Hit the shower?! What do you do? Wash the sh*t off with the force of the water coming out the shower head or something?
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#23
Ive only ever ran out once, and in that event I ended up trying to run/waddle to another bathroom to finish off there...

But a funny story:

One of my mates once ran out on a caravan holiday, so he used the towel, but didnt tell anyone. After a while his dad had a wash... and used that towel....all over his face...
#24
I use the empty TP roll to scrape most of it out.

After that, I'll usually pull my pants back up and hope the skidmarks don't get too bad...
#27
I would yell first, and if no one's home, then i would just get out of the bathroom and go into my mom's room where she has a big bag of toilet paper. or else, ya shower, or just use my hand and keep rinsing it with water in the tap beside me.
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Personally, I yell for help if anybody else is home. If not, it's time to hit the shower.

What do other UG'ers do when they are cursed with a lack of tp?

You just ran out of it a minute ago, didn't you? And now you're posting it on UG.
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#29
what the hell?
i get more, my stock is less than 3 feet away. i barely need to lean.
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Thankfully my mum has the foresight to always keep an extra roll in the cupboard under the sink

+1 I've never run out
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Yeah I yell, then waddle out of the bathroom if I receive no assistance and get some out of my parents bathroom down the hall.
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#33
Use a sock/socks.
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If people are home i shout for more toilet paper, if im home alone, i go and get some more and go back into the bathroom and continue wiping my ass.


and, what? Hit the shower?! What do you do? Wash the sh*t off with the force of the water coming out the shower head or something?

You do hand stands. And then you have to wash your hair REALLY REALLY thoroughly.
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#35
I don't use TP. Ever. I just have Marvin, my prison bitch, lick my asshole clean after i take a dump.
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#36
I get up, and hold my ass cheeks so they don't smear poo on eachother and get some more from the cabinet.
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#39
I personally just yell out for somone to get me some more; or if there isn't anyone home i just go get it myself.

But my friend in the other hand..I remember he didnt have any more toilet paper in this movie theatere bathroom and when i went to walk the bathroom to see why hes taking so long there was shi- all over the stall walls..