#1
So earler today my father was looking at this car for my little brother, but turned it down 'cause it was in poor shape. The guys selling it didn't like that and they attacked my father. I don't know how serious it was but then one of my dads drunk friends went and beat them up, and now my parents are at work (10pm to 6am, it's 1am atm), and I got a call that I should look out for them. They got turned away at my parents workplace already by the security, now they might be coming here.
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On this long hot summer night


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#3
grab a gun. just for fear, of course.

THEN THROW DOWN.
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#4
ah shiz well here's some HELPFUL advice

grab the shotguns?
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#5
Enlist a team of mercenaries.

Seriously, just lock the doors and keep a weapon and a phone nearby, in case you need to alert the po-po.
#8
.....erm :|

Is there anybody going to be on the lookout around your house? If not, you may be doomed
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#9
If GTA teaches us anything, find a gun and go get them!

The worst that will happen is that you'll respawn at the hospital with slightly less money.
#10
Quote by helper1234
If GTA teaches us anything, find a gun and go get them!

The worst that will happen is that you'll respawn at the hospital with slightly less money.
Put in the cheat code and get a tank! That'll teach 'em.
#11
grab a gun, be like solid snake
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#12
Quote by helper1234
If GTA teaches us anything, find a gun and go get them!

The worst that will happen is that you'll respawn at the hospital with slightly less money.


If times are progressing you even get to keep your weapons these days! It's good stuff.

Srsly though, lock the doors and have the phone to call the police. Have a weapon, preferably something blunt which is less likely to land you GBH charges if the worst came to the worst.

Alternate answer: Pics or it didn't happen.
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#13
What, fo realz? That sucks.

Build traps like in the home alone movies with mcaluay culkins. It can only have hilarious consequences!
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#14
Call the cops and ask them to be in the area and tell them why. Lock the doors, if you have a weapon keep it near you, all that jazz....
#15
Hmmmm well



I'm sorry... I just love that picture

On the other hand, you could lock the front door. That might help. If you see them coming, through something. Then run.
#17
God this might end like the Mike.h thread.
I'm so making popcorn.

EDIT: Don't grab a knife unless you know what you're doing.
Scared kids with knives are the best recipe for stabbing someone known out of fear or shock.
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#19
Quote by urik
God this might end like the Mike.h thread.
I'm so making popcorn.


In soviet russia, popcorn makes you!


Don't know why I just thought of that.
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#20
Quote by helper1234
If GTA teaches us anything, find a gun and go get them!

The worst that will happen is that you'll respawn at the hospital with slightly less money.

I knew the pit was the right place for this

But fo' realz, no this ain't the US and not everyone has a gun. All I got is knives and sh*t. Wait, there should be a chainsaw in the garage...
I'm dancing in the moonlight
It's caught me in its spotlight
Dancing in the moonlight
On this long hot summer night


Martin D-28
#21
Quote by Chips-
I knew the pit was the right place for this

But fo' realz, no this ain't the US and not everyone has a gun. All I got is knives and sh*t. Wait, there should be a chainsaw in the garage...



I guess I never really thought about it, but I must be the only American without a gun....sharp and blunt objects are better than nothing, chainsaws are dangerous, I don't know if I would use it....
#22
well, keep a long-ranged melee weapon like a baseball bat beside you, dial 911 when you know they are there, and hide. How'd your dad's attackers get beat up by a drunk man?

EDIT: Who called you and said you should look out for them?
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Last edited by bingeandletgo at May 3, 2008,
#23
Quote by Chips-
...this ain't the US...


Quote by bingeandletgo
well, keep a long-ranged melee weapon like a baseball bat beside you, dial 911 when you know they are there, and hide. How'd your dad's attackers get beat up by a drunk man?



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#24
Quote by bingeandletgo
well, keep a long-ranged melee weapon like a baseball bat beside you, dial 911 when you know they are there, and hide. How'd your dad's attackers get beat up by a drunk man?

EDIT: Who called you and said you should look out for them?


He didn't. The drunk man beat the bad guys because they attacked my dad, that's why they might be coming here. And 911 ain't gonna help me one bit, it's 112 here. My mom called me in the middle of a GTA multiplayer race.
I'm dancing in the moonlight
It's caught me in its spotlight
Dancing in the moonlight
On this long hot summer night


Martin D-28
Last edited by Chips- at May 3, 2008,
#25
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Welcome to Planet America

Rofl. I said "like a baseball bat". He gets the idea... I think
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#26
Quote by bingeandletgo
Rofl. I said "like a baseball bat". He gets the idea... I think


Yea, yea, I just enjoy being patronising Anyway, here's hoping the TS enjoys his night.
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#27
Quote by Kensai
In soviet russia, popcorn makes you!


Don't know why I just thought of that.


It's because you're Kensai. You have hilarious posts that just keep coming.. Like this one porno I saw....

Now, get a bat, hit him, then say "you got knocked da fug out". That will surely teach him a lesson.
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It's the coming.