#1


How could UG be possibly described as a 'family-friendly' website when you get these kind of advertisements posted on the frontpage!

Either sort it out UG, or allow us Pitmonkeys to post our own smut.

Disclaimer: I have posted this on the Bad Adverts section, before anyone flames.
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#3
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#6
I quite like those advertisements...
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#8
it's not exactly smut. hell, facebook is covered with ads for "make yourself amazing" cosmetic surgery.
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#9
You whine too much.
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You are on 4chan.
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#12
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Either sort it out UG, or allow us Pitmonkeys to post our own smut.


You're onto something here...
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#16
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been complained about, i just dont think zapp has gotten around to fixing it.


theres nothing to fix. its just on immatue kid who saw it for his first time in his life complaining.
#17
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theres nothing to fix. its just on immatue kid who saw it for his first time in his life complaining.

I don't think you quite understand what he's talking about. There is nudity in the advertisement, and this is a family website, meaning no nudity allowed. I doubt most of us actually care, but he's pointing out that this exists and needs to be fixed so that some little kid doesn't show his mom or something causing all kinds of problems.
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#18
I have never seen this ad (yay FireFox) so what's that add supposed to be about anyway?
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#19
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theres nothing to fix. its just on immatue kid who saw it for his first time in his life complaining.


Ah well, excuse me, Mr. Slip Maggot for being so immature.

Of course, there's no way one as insightful as yourself could misunderstand the entire point of my post. Nor could your highly respected presence disregard the use of simple grammar!

Again, my apologies.
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#21
The worst part of this whole thing is that the n00b is actually using Firefox.
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#22
Firmer breasts? I don't know many people who complain about their boobs not being firm enough, but maybe I have weird friends?
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#23
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The worst part of this whole thing is that the n00b is actually using Firefox.


Way to go for missing the point
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#24
Does it really matter?

really?
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#26
Usually the advertisements corresponds with the user's habits. For me I only get guitar ads and asian bank ads cause I usually surf for guitars and such. But I think TS has been watching abit too much porno.
#29
so... you've posted this where it belongs... why post it again in here?

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#30
Look, you can bitch about the ad all you want, but for some of us there's no other way to get firm, natural breasts, you jerk
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#31
sweet. pr0n + ug = win.
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#33
You should just delete this thread. It's going to be dealt with in Bad Adverts section, no need to brag about your findings again.
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#34
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I have never seen this ad (yay FireFox) so what's that add supposed to be about anyway?


Well obviously firmer breasts?

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