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#1
Some things that your friends have said.

Only thing that's worth remembering for me is,

"I don't hate people, I hate certain characteristics about people." While referring to me.
#3
'Only white people are racist'
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#6
"10 pounds, when i swallow. im a fish"
even the guy didnt understand when he said it.
#9
ok so i was playing rock band with 3 of my friends last night, and one of them was being really stupid, he INSISTED on using a certain character or he wouldn't even play, which we almost started without him for...and then he freakin started buying like 300 sets of clothes for it....and i was like come on dude can we play already?

and(ready for this?)

he goes "are you gay or something?"


i'm serious, the GUY dressing up his rock band character for 20 straight minutes asked me if i was gay.
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make loud howling noises and throw your feces at them whenever they bring it up, I suggest that your GF does the same.
#10
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ok so i was playing rock band with 3 of my friends last night, and one of them was being really stupid, he INSISTED on using a certain character or he wouldn't even play, which we almost started without him for...and then he freakin started buying like 300 sets of clothes for it....and i was like come on dude can we play already?

and(ready for this?)

he goes "are you gay or something?"


i'm serious, the GUY dressing up his rock band character for 20 straight minutes asked me if i was gay.


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#11
"I could care less."

and the famous,

"Oh my gawd you rock at guitar."

Its hilarious I'll say.
Kiss with a fist, lovely heterosexuals.
#15
during the day of silence thing at my school (stand up for gay rights or something like that..), after, like, 9 hours of forcing himself not to talk:

"hey guys, where are we going after oh **** I'm talking".
#16
i can't think of any quotes from my friends that aren't inside jokes

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
#17
In response to being asked to the movies by a girl.

"I'd rather give birth to a chair"!
#18
[quote="'[BurnTheDusk"]']"how Many Times Do We Have To ****ing Discuss My Damn Bleeding Vagina!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Fuck, it's not my fault you're bleeding out of your vagina."
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#19
my friend: "aaron, could i make a ship out of mercury and go to the center of the earth?"
me:"no, it would cause birth defects"


tuesday:
different friend: "the reading last night was disgusting, it was about eating babies!"
(referring to johnathan swifts a modest proposal. it was satirical)

"how much do you think i could go for on in the underground white slave trade?"

yeah, me and my friends are interesting to say the least.
#20
"NO! Narwhals are not sea unicorns, unicorns are land narwhals"

"Okay, me and Elli are going to be sleeping over, although Morgan's not because he has a dick"

"I'm poor, give me chemicals"

Girl: "Shut up! He broke my heart"
Me: "And popped your cherry"

"I will blow you! Just give me a ****ing quarter...please!"

"Needs more helicopter..."

"Sorry, we're open?!"

Regarding rednecks:
"They're arrogant, ignorant, jaded, intolerant, won't listen to you. Have no sense of style or common sense. And worst of all...THEY'RE SLEEPING WITH MY YUPPIES!!!"
The Pit. The Movie.
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#21
"Jimi Hendrix was black?!?!?!?!?!!"


One of my friends seeing a shirt of Hendrix, I facepalmed.
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*sings over crank that*
#22
During a blackout one night:

"Hey Jon, was that the cats fighting?"

"No Chris, it was a car. Have you ever heard a cat accelerate?"
#23
"Bitch, you're suckin' dick, not rakin' leaves"

My friend John talking to his girlfriend (I'm dead serious).
Now it's 1984
Knock knock at your front door
It's the suede denim secret police
They have come for your un-cool niece
#27
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"MCR takes normal girls and turns them into whiny emo b**** faggots"


i'm gonna sig that lol

my personal favourite.

"how many strings does a 12 string guitar have?"

or

"drums are loud....."

and this one is just epic, me and my friend where in english talking about the upcoming velvet revolver show in melbourne (which got cancelled), my english teacher says to us.

"you know who rocks harder that velvet revolver, madonna!"
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Although i guess the OP will have to get used to reading them if he's going to buy a bugera..
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along with fire escape routes...

#29
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and this one is just epic, me and my friend where in english talking about the upcoming velvet revolver show in melbourne (which got cancelled), my english teacher says to us.

"you know who rocks harder that velvet revolver, madonna!"

oh dont even compare english teacher stories with me, on time me and my friend were arguing about whether or not a bear could rip open a car, then my teacher goes "aarons right, it could, i've seen it, bears are hardcore bitches." it was awesome, we spent the rest of the class talking about how hardcore bears are.
#30
this one was from today, although it was me, my friend was the one who said it the rest of the day.
"my cock stinks like gasoline!" idk why but there were epic lulz to be had
also
"i'll pop your corn!"
to an eight year old when we were playing basketball "i'll swish your balls"
and it is not as much of a quote as a lol every time it is thought about moment but my friend ate a penny
#31
I said this to my teacher after an amazing lecture:

"Mr. ______, you've inspired me to do my homework. I'm still not going to do it, but you inspired me to."

One of my friends said this to me:

"CJ, I'll explain to you why I'm right. I sing MCR because they're lyrics have meaning and the songs sound good, the singer of that Blind Guardian crap you listen to has no emotion and all the songs have nothing to do with life"

I actually do have schizophrenia, so stop making fun of people who have it.

GEAR:
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#32
These are all pretty much insiders/you-had-to-be-there type things, and the best ones are movements or dances that you have to see in person, but oh well, here we go.

"****ting bricks and happiness?"

"GREAT JOB, ALEX"

"Stop being dead!"

"I AM GOING TO **** YOU."

"Jordan and Kyle, BFFs? Yeah, butt-****ing friends."

"Ear babies."

Band class is hilarious...
...

#34
"yeah dragonforce is pretty cool. Steve Vai is an awesome guitarist"

I wish i was joking
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#35
"look, lets not go into who called who or who put what in the freezer"

"um, well, i kinda attacked a washing machine. it won. kinda"

those both involved alcohol
u cant spell slaughter without laguhter!

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#36
"i just dont know how much she would enjoy a game shes never heard, thats based on a game she knows nothing about"

me reffering to arena football and my girlfriend
u cant spell slaughter without laguhter!

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#37
Not really a friend said it but it was funny hearin it WITH friends

*Old drunk man at mcDonalds*
"can i have an order of 2 large Apples"
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biggest pwnage in this thread yet. congrats good sir!

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#39
"Wow Mark your nipples are small!"
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#40
My one friend said "I'm a sexual offender... you see, I'm so sexy that it offends people."

And my other friend told his mom to get back in the kitchen today hahaha.
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