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#1
So I stopped looking at porn on my computer to turn on the news, and some of these anchors are way hotter than they should be. Get off of CNN and get naked already.

Anyone else notice this? Almost better than the girls gone wild infomercial.
#6
Is that really surprising? Most of the stuff on the news really isn't interesting. How do you get more viewers? Put attractive female anchors on the air.
#7
Quote by pak1351
Get off of CNN and get naked already.

So the goal of every good-looking woman should be to act in a porn movie? Man, you must be ****ed in the head by hormones or something.
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#8
No one wants to watch ugly people tell you how fucked the world is.
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#10
No, I'm just saying, compared to what gets put on my local news, the late night anchors are much better looking.
#11
No one wants to watch ugly people tell you how fucked the world is.
+1
#12
Quote by Raziel2p
So the goal of every good-looking woman should be to act in a porn movie? Man, you must be ****ed in the head by hormones or something.

lame
#18
There's a thing on the internet where the news reporters strip while they are telling how ****ed the world is.

I saw it on ripley's
#19


HOT


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There's a thing on the internet where the news reporters strip while they are telling how ****ed the world is.

I saw it on ripley's


I beleive that is called the Naked News
#22
So anyone watch Naked News?

Alot better than CNN. They get nekkid as they tell the news, Google it You only get it with satelite though.
#23
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oh yeah look at that weighted bottom *masturbates furiously* yeah i could put my rope right through that hole at the top..... why does that sound like it could be a person as well?


Dude... why? WHY?
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#24
So anyone watch Naked News?

Alot better than CNN. They get nekkid as they tell the news, Google it You only get it with satelite though.


Is it like BBC or more akin to CNN? (America or British or international news?)

I know, I'm asking about what the naked girls are talking about...

My bad
#26
Quote by metallicat420
So anyone watch Naked News?

Alot better than CNN. They get nekkid as they tell the news, Google it You only get it with satelite though.


Wait...


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#29


I myself prefer an anchor that isn't afraid to go down. Also, looks aren't that important. Also, I like G(A)ILFS.
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Lauren Sanchez from mynetwork news is pretty hot


she's not that hot. she's meh
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#33
There's this absolutely adorable anchor on NHK Newsline world news named Rachel Ferguson. Mesmerizing big brown eyes, chocolately brown hair, really cute mouth. I would watch it everyday if I was into chicks. Hell, I might watch it everyday even with being straight; she was one attractive lady. Slight Irish accent too =]
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#34
Quote by vintage x metal
There's this absolutely adorable anchor on NHK Newsline world news named Rachel Ferguson. Mesmerizing big brown eyes, chocolately brown hair, really cute mouth. I would watch it everyday if I was into chicks. Hell, I might watch it everyday even with being straight; she was one attractive lady. Slight Irish accent too =]

i hate how girls can comment on another girl as having a "cute mouth" but when a guy says it he gets maced or kicked in the groin region. stupid double standards.
#35
Quote by aaron6890
i hate how girls can comment on another girl as having a "cute mouth" but when a guy says it he gets maced. stupid double standards.

He gets maced? Fuck that, if you're comfortable enough with your sexuality to say it then go right ahead.


This lady was really damn cute. She is almost the epitome of what I picture the dream woman to be.
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#36
one my thread made by hormones for the hormonal.
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#37
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He gets maced? Fuck that, if you're comfortable enough with your sexuality to say it then go right ahead.


This lady was really damn cute. She is almost the epitome of what I picture the dream woman to be.

i Googled her (i know it sounds dirty.) to see what she looked like but there were like 50 different girls.


oh and maced is when someone sprays you with like pepper spray or mace, something that alot of women use to protect themselves from rapists. just so you know.
#38
Quote by aaron6890
i Googled her (i know it sounds dirty.) to see what she looked like but there were like 50 different girls.


oh and maced is when someone sprays you with like pepper spray or mace, something that alot of women use to protect themselves from rapists. just so you know.

I know what being maced is silly Hence the 'f that' afterwards
Also, here
http://www.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/english/tv/anchors/index.html
Second one. Absolutely terrible picture of her.
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#40
Quote by Russian1
fox news defe has the hottest chicks of anchorage.









They have to make up for their terrible coverage SOMEHOW
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