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#1
i don't think this has been done before.

what you do is you think of an artist (does not have to be the same as the one above you, you can pick anyone you want), then write down you know your *insert chosen artist here* when *insert something chosen artist does alot*.

bad explanation so i'll use mine as an example.

i choose zakk wylde.

you know your zakk wylde when all your solo's are you running up and down the minor pentatonic scale as fast as possible.

go.
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Pffffffft schematics


Although i guess the OP will have to get used to reading them if he's going to buy a bugera..
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along with fire escape routes...

#4
Fellow UGers, it all starts to make sense if you replace all instances of "your" with "you're" in the original post.

Thank you and good night.
#5
You know you're Zakk Wylde when you try your hardest to be Randy Rhoads and Dimebag, but fail horribly.

You know you're Kurt Cobain when you've ruined music. Teehee.
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This thread is officially about sucking Sleaze off for a sig.


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Hey Sleaze I'll give you a blowjob if you sig me. Maybe even some nudey photos?


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Sleaze, that made me lulz in my pants.


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hahaha Sleaze i'd give you my mom for that one.
#6
Quote by freedoms_stain
Fellow UGers, it all starts to make sense if you replace all instances of "your" with "you're" in the original post.

Thank you and good night.

Except for this one.
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when all your solo's

Thank you and good night.
ok, yeah. my name is silly because I signed up when I was 13.

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#7
You know you're David Gilmour when you start giving multiple orgasms to furniture just by sitting on it
#9
you know your ratmblink123 or freedoms_stain when your the bigest grahmer nazis in the thread
#10
You know you're Buckethead when you have a KFC bucket on your head...
#11
you know you're jimi hendrix when you can use your own afro sheen to directly jack-off into your heroin needle and shoot ur own jizz back into ur vein (on accident of course) and die of hyper-proteinism...mmhm
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Johnson Strat Copy(first guitar)
Epiphone Dr 150 Acoustic
Vox Valvetronix AD30VT
Digitech Jimi Hendrix Experiance pedal
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ElectroHarmonix Metal Muff
#12
You know you're Sam Totman when you're so drunk, you sound better live than you do in the studio.

Yes, I'm not fond of DragonForce....
SAVE THE JAZZ

"Remember, there are two kinds of people in the world:
People who finish things, and"
#13
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Fellow UGers, it all starts to make sense if you replace all instances of "your" with "you're" in the original post.

Thank you and good night.

Thank the Lord for you, sir. You have just addressed the single biggest issue on the internet.
#16
You know you're Paul Gilbert when you take your hand off the neck of your guitar, and the strings tentacle rape all of the audience.

ONLY HE CAN TAME THE BEAST!
#19
You know you're Zakk Wylde when every note is a pinch harmonic.
You know you're Alexi Laiho when you're a girl. :3
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If you resist change, you will be here forever.
#20
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you know you're kurt cobain when the best thing you ever did was put your big toe on the trigger.


God, I love you.
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This thread is officially about sucking Sleaze off for a sig.


Quote by tayroar
Hey Sleaze I'll give you a blowjob if you sig me. Maybe even some nudey photos?


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Sleaze, that made me lulz in my pants.


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hahaha Sleaze i'd give you my mom for that one.
#21
You know you're Yngwie Malmsteen when your diet consists mainly of doughnuts.

You know you're dimebag when you think that solid state amps are the best invention ever and get shot....probably for that.
#22
Quote by fretsonfire74
You know you're Yngwie Malmsteen when your diet consists mainly of doughnuts.

You know you're dimebag when you think that solid state amps are the best invention ever and get shot....probably for that.


I'm a huge Marshall fan, but my Randall Colossus has blown away every Marshall I've played.
Quote by SteveHouse
This thread is officially about sucking Sleaze off for a sig.


Quote by tayroar
Hey Sleaze I'll give you a blowjob if you sig me. Maybe even some nudey photos?


Quote by crazy8rgood


Sleaze, that made me lulz in my pants.


Quote by 36mikeyb36
hahaha Sleaze i'd give you my mom for that one.
#24
You know you're Joe Walsh when you don't know you're Joe Walsh.

You know you're Don Felder when you wish you were Joe Walsh.

You know you're Ringo Starr when you want to be under the sea, in an Octopus's Garden.
#27
You know you're R. Kelly when you can't play guitar, but you've managed to break a G string while fingering A minor.
#29
You know you're Axl Rose when it takes you 25 years to make an album.
GOODBYE BLUE SKY
#30
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You know you're R. Kelly when you can't play guitar, but you've managed to break a G string while fingering A minor.


Pure win.

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You know you're Will Smith when it's summa summa summa time


You know you are daeqwon10000 when you say things that don't make sense and aren't funny.
Get a Carvin. Do it.
#31
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Thank the Lord for you, sir. You have just addressed the single biggest issue on the internet.
I'm working my way from the top down.

Next on the agenda: paedos.
#32
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Pure win.


You know you are daeqwon10000 when you say things that don't make sense and aren't funny.



excuse me sir, but I believe I have never made fun of you whilst dwelling in this here Pit. Please take that back.

Oh and I how I like how you thought the overused R.Kelly jokes along with the overused G String joke was hilarious
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#34
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It took The Eagles around 30, if I'm not mistaken.

Yes but the GnR album isn't out yet, might not come out for another 15 years.
GOODBYE BLUE SKY
#35
You know you're Angus Young when you use a school uniform you've clearly outgrown 10 years ago as a stage costume for your life.
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#37
You know you're Steve Vai when you turn on a fan just to look cool with your hair blowing.
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#38
You know you're George Harrison when your guitar keeps weeping gently.
#39
Quote by aradine
when all your solo's

no apostrophe in solos

thank you and goodnight
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Well I don't know about solos but how about that Smoke on the Water riff. It's like...impossible.


THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE

I'm Jake. I'm a musician, philosopher, and exhibitionist.
#40
You know you're Cat Power when you do the best damn impression of Bob Dylan this side of Bob Dylan on the I'm Not There soundtrack.

Seriously, nothing else even comes close.
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