#1
how much of a d*ck have you been?
i tried to teach my cat to sit... he was having non of it and pounced me!
what have your pets done?
#2
You're special, you.
I've been being more nice than usual lately, actually.
We've drained full confession booths, polluted drinking wells with our repentances, and then stood grinning with our arms around the shoulder of a rotting child.



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#3
Quote by NorfIrIon
You're special, you.
I've been being more nice than usual lately, actually.
i do appologize for my crap this evening.i've been a bit of a twat.
#4
i call my dog, then yell at it for coming.. and make it go back

the other day i pretended to fall over and die in front of it to see what it would do.. it sat there next to me until i got back up.. needless to say, i have an awesome dog
#5
Threatened people with intent to psychologically scare them, broken windows for fun, hit people, been a cold ass mofo...

I've done some things I'm not proud of in my past.

But I'm a nice boy now.
#6
When my cat was still a kitten, it fell onto my head from the stairs and clamped on.
It was the most hilarious thing , but I don't see how that makes me an idiot.
#7
I threw my cat into our pond once during the summer...she could walk in it but she was soaked everywhere...she spent the rest of the day licking herself in the sun...I feel bad
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