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#1
No Bone Movies-ozzy :Something about Ozzy talking about porn is just hilarious, the main riff is kind of funny too
Die Mother ****er - Six feet under: the part where he says "chainsaw to the back of the neck" is funny to me for some reason. its also kind of funny because it sounds almost like a violent rap song set to death metal guitar.
DMV-I know this is supposed to be funny buy i usually start laughing before the lyrics even start, something about that bass line.
The Mitch Clem formula
1)make jokes about rancid and NOFX (as if they dont already make fun of themselves)
2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
4)??????
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)
#4
inb4 i cum blood.
If we're never together, if I'm never back again, well i swear to God that I'll love you forever. Evelyn, I'm not coming home tonight.
#5
Fanny Pack by Josh Tobin. It's insanely awesome and funny at the same time. Most people I know think it's stupid though.
#6
Deicide in general make me laugh.

And there's this really sweet black metal video of these guys wearing corpsepaint running through woods (doesn't narrow it down much), which is absolutely hilarious.
#8
Quote by _deeperthewound
Deicide in general make me laugh.

And there's this really sweet black metal video of these guys wearing corpsepaint running through woods (doesn't narrow it down much), which is absolutely hilarious.

i think that was Call of the Wintermoon by Immortal
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VBdAY8eA9w
i think it was kind of supposed to be funny


another one is Good Mourning/Black Friday by Megadeth, jsut the part where Dave goes "Somethings not right, What the **** is this" just the way he says it in his trademark Mustaine way is funny.
The Mitch Clem formula
1)make jokes about rancid and NOFX (as if they dont already make fun of themselves)
2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
4)??????
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)
#9
I have to go with Forest King by 3 Inches of Blood. I mean, it's a metal song about trees coming to life and eating people! How funny is that? And to top it off, it's an awesome song...
#10
anything by the bloodhound gang

foxtrot uniform charlie kilo
no hard feelings
three point one four <---- i laughed so hard when i first hear it, when hes screaming vagina at the end is hilarious
i wish i was queer so i could get chicks
kiss me where it smells funny

all funny stuff
#11
brotha lynch hung - "return of da baby killa"

the dead milkmen - "RC's mom" - the song's about beating and killing one's wife. what makes it more disturbing is those chidlren dancing and singing to it. it's ultimately amusing though because the dead milkmen are the ish. i think that would be a "you can listen to this when you're a little older song". i think the song's hilarious but everyone i know that's heard it find incredibly offensive. the rest of the dead milkmen catalog would probably be ok for little children though (in my opinion at least, but i'm biased.)
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#13
I think everyone finds No Bone Movies to be really funny.

The music to Peaches En Regalia always makes me laugh, even though its an instrumental. It makes me think of sesame street.
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#17
institutionalized - suicidal tendencies

"I was sitting in my room, and I was like staring at the walls thinking about everything
But then again I was thinking about nothing, and then my mom came in
And I didn't notice she was there and she calls my name and I didn't hear her
And then she started screaming:
- Mike, Mike!
And I go:
- What, what's the matter?
She goes:
- What's the matter with you?
I say:
- Nothing mom.
She goes:
- Don't tell me nothing, you're on drugs!
I go:
- No mom, I'm not on drugs, I'm ok, I'm just thinking, y'know? Why don't you get me a Pepsi?
She goes:
- No, you're on drugs!
I go:
- Mom, I'm ok, I'm just thinking.
And she goes:
- No, you're not thinking, you're on drugs! Normal people won't be acting that way!
I go:
- Mom, just get me a Pepsi. All I wanted was a Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me.
All I wanted was a Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me, just one Pepsi."
#18
lol ring of fire by johnny cash
i luf da grammer knotziez

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#20
"Welcome Home" by King Diamond. Just the way he says, "Let me touch you, let me feel. *moans*". It makes me laugh every time.
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#21
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Tears in Heaven is kinda funny.



You're sick. I cried to that song.


Anyways...the first time i heard 'Crown of Horns' by Cryptopsy i laughed for 2 mins without stoppage.

Now i love that band like fukin nuts.
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#24
I was in hysterics watching my mate's band yesterday. It was a bit where there was only bass and drums and the singer was saying all this stuff like "I wanna get insiiiiide yooouuu! I wanna make you feeeel goooood!!".
#25
It's Been Awhile - Staind

When the chorus hits, I just break out in laughter. I think it's just because the guitar is so lifeless and distortion-ridden, it just sounds funny.
The.
#26
A little piece of heaven - A7X
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#29
germans in mexico by electric 6 is funny.... but then is all electric 6 songs.

they rule lol
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If anyone sigs that, i'll fucking kill them.
#31
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A little piece of heaven - A7X

Ugg that song dragged on forever, it was just like, "KILL YOURSELF ALREADY' not to meantion the music was ****.
The Mitch Clem formula
1)make jokes about rancid and NOFX (as if they dont already make fun of themselves)
2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
4)??????
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)
#32
Anything by fallout boy or panic at the disco
THEIR BOTH THE SAME BAND, ITS HILARIOUS!!!
#33
And Justice For All, something about the beggining is funny, right when it gets heavy, i just imagine Beavis and Butthead headbanging to it or something

also in "One" when Lars kickdrum kicks in i just imagine him making his stupid puckering face and it kinda makes me laugh.
The Mitch Clem formula
1)make jokes about rancid and NOFX (as if they dont already make fun of themselves)
2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
4)??????
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)
#34
I'm Designer by Queens Of The Stone Age
The song coupled with the video is just braw
Irony FTW.

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#36
Paranoid by Black Sabbath I've always thought was funny, especially the line " Make a joke and I will sigh and you will laugh and I will cry". The song also sounds like they put no effort into writing it. Plus the lyrics are so emo I can't help but facepalm.

I still like the song though =/
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#37
The beginning of Opeth-Black Rose Immortal always makes me laugh.
Why? It's a great riff and everything, but knowing that you're about to listen to something for twenty minutes, and you have this one riff basically saying "you are SCREWED!"
It's a great song, one of Opeth's bests. But that riff makes me laugh.
Also, it's part of an inside joke with a friend.
#38
Quote by Trigun472
Paranoid by Black Sabbath I've always thought was funny, especially the line " Make a joke and I will sigh and you will laugh and I will cry". The song also sounds like they put no effort into writing it. Plus the lyrics are so emo I can't help but facepalm.

I still like the song though =/


It was meant to be a filler track.
#40
Through Her Eyes by Dream Theater

It used to be my friends favorite song until I told him it could be about Skull ****ing, and now he can't listen to it at all.
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