#1
Does anyone know if you get to band michelle and how to do it? ive taken her on like 6 dates and nothing. also what % of the game do you have to complete until the other half of the city is opened up?
#2


You're that horny and sad?
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#3
rape.
...Nothing you've ever...
...Planned on ever turned out...
...The way you planned...


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#6
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You're that horny and sad?


if only i had a hairstye like your then the woman would come running


to shave my hair off
#7
Michelle is a slut she'll start banging you on the 2nd date
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#8
Quote by 8stringer

if only i had a hairstye like your then the woman would come running


to shave my hair off

Hey buddy, I'm not the one asking how to get my pixelated girlfriend Michelle naked. Six dates? What a bitch.


FYI: My hair attracts girls like crazy.
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That was a different Feb08er that threatened to suck you off
I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
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#9
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Hey buddy, I'm not the one asking how to get my pixelated girlfriend Michelle naked. Six dates? What a bitch.


FYI: My hair attracts lice like crazy.


fixed. bad bad hair.
#10
You take her on a date, and after it, it says A to press your luck, B to say goodbye or something. She's kind of easy, so after like 2 good dates you can stick it to her. I've banged her like 5 times
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#11
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fixed. bad bad hair.


Just because it's long, doesn't mean I have lice.
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I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
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Let it be known that I concur with everything this gentleman says, ever.



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#12
Quote by HaKattack
You take her on a date, and after it, it says A to press your luck, B to say goodbye or something. She's kind of easy, so after like 2 good dates you can stick it to her. I've banged her like 5 times



yeah but all it does is like a fake chatting thing rather than anything. Do you just forget about her missions then?
#13
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Just because it's long, doesn't mean I have lice.


but dude....not for nothing....you have a bad hairstyle.

w/e tickles your pickle.....
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#14
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but dude....not for nothing....you have a bad hairstyle.

w/e tickles your pickle.....

All opinion bro. Some people love it, some don't. I'm fine with it
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That was a different Feb08er that threatened to suck you off
I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
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Let it be known that I concur with everything this gentleman says, ever.



www.myspace.com/tarsusmusic
#15


I'm sorry, but you're pathetic. I've only taken the bitch bowling, I didn't know you needed to do more.
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#16
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All opinion bro. Some people love it, some don't. I'm fine with it


yea i know
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#17
Quote by Colgate Total


I'm sorry, but you're pathetic. I've only taken the bitch bowling, I didn't know you needed to do more.


well bangin hos and stabbin them and stealin their money gets boring after a while.