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#2
threads that have been done over and over obviously.
...Nothing you've ever...
...Planned on ever turned out...
...The way you planned...


...You're still disappointing them...
#4
Do you prefer penis?
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#9
erm...
two words.
handle bars.
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#10
What we do not have, intrigues and mystifies us

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#12
Quote by Ex'sAndOh's
Do you prefer penis?


No.

You think just because im asking this question im gay???
#13
Quote by grunger
epic boobs. are just so. epic.

i think we have the attraction to them because we as men dont have them.


Moobies.
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#14
Quote by grunger
epic boobs. are just so. epic.

i think we have the attraction to them because we as men dont have them.

If that were true, I'd like a tail on my woman please.
#15
Quote by Jesus Juice
No.

You think just because im asking this question im gay???


I said nothing about being gay.
I think we're onto something.
j/k
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#18
For some reason I find it difficult to make eye contact when talking to people, so whenever I talk to women I just so happen to be staring at their tits. Luckily they just think I'm a pervert.
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#19
I think its because we dont have them..And we are taught from a young age we cant Use them without permission and they are Always covered up,etc..And so, its exiting to see them uncovered..Thats my theory anyhow.
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#20
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I always thought a girls legs and ass were more attractive.
I concur.
#21
I've also heard that it has something to do with instinct... The better a woman's boobs are, the chances are bigger that she'll get a healthy baby. Therefore men find them interesting, and in need of inspection...

...or then it's something completely else.
#22
Quote by lespaulrocks39
For some reason I find it difficult to make eye contact when talking to people, so whenever I talk to women I just so happen to be staring at their tits. Luckily they just think I'm a pervert.


That is the funniest thing I've read all day and for that, you're getting sigged!
#23
Quote by fastfretjazz
I think its because we dont have them..And we are taught from a young age we cant Use them without permission and they are Always covered up,etc..And so, its exiting to see them uncovered..Thats my theory anyhow.


yeah man definatly, it'd be a psychological thing aswell.
#24
At a young age, we breast feed. At a subconscious level, breasts represent safety, security, and long buried memories of better, more care free times.
Is it a bad thing if one of your testicles is larger then the other two?
#25
Quote by The Leader
At a young age, we breast feed. At a subconscious level, breasts represent safety, security, and long buried memories of better, more care free times.


^ i agree but... i'd also say that

without chicks we could never reproduce so...

I'M THANKFUL FOR GIRLS EVERYDAY OF THE WEEK!...

(oh and legs/eyes are better imo just those everlasting gaze she can give sum1...

really makes meh weak in the knees lol)
#29
Quote by bowdyyz69
because there more attractive than manboobs, uhhhgg with the hair around the nipple


Hey, I bet you like the looks of that sideboob. I hope not, because that's MY sideboob.
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#31
Quote by grunger
epic boobs. are just so. epic.

i think we have the attraction to them because we as men dont have them.


This guy does:

and this one:


#32
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This guy does:



I think I know that guy.
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#33
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I just had to.
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#35
What's exactly attractive about an ass? They're pretty disgusting, really. What's attractive about a hole thats filled with mucus? Nothing. What's attractive about the mouth, which has tons and tons of germs. Nothing. Don't ask questions, just accept it.
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Quote by Jack Off Jill
What's exactly attractive about an ass? They're pretty disgusting, really. What's attractive about a hole thats filled with mucus? Nothing. What's attractive about the mouth, which has tons and tons of germs. Nothing. Don't ask questions, just accept it.


I have a question for you: What isn't attractive about this ass?
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haha
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#37
Quote by lespaulrocks39
I have a question for you: What isn't attractive about this ass?


the rope around its neck
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#38
Quote by pbiggie
the rope around its neck


If you ask me, it's pretty kinky.
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haha
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#39
Quote by lespaulrocks39
I have a question for you: What isn't attractive about this ass?

I'm not too fond of things with a tail
#40
Quote by lespaulrocks39
For some reason I find it difficult to make eye contact when talking to people, so whenever I talk to women I just so happen to be staring at their tits. Luckily they just think I'm a pervert.


haha Finally, I've found a good opportunity to sig something

The same thing happens to me all the time, I mean I don't stare at a girls' boobs on purpose, it's kinda inevitable.

Oh well on topic, we like them because that helps keeping the population up, I believe.
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