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So I was sitting at a bus stop, waiting for my bus (as one does when they are sitting at a bus stop), when a reasonably good looking girl sits next to me. She then hunches forward and buries her face in her hands. I noticed what seemed to be tears falling from her face and I then realise that she is crying and It starts getting really REALLY awkward.

Thankfully, god loves me and the bus appeared around the corner. I got on the bus and left her at the bus stop.

So pit, what should I have done?, what would you have done?

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#2
you shouldnt worry about what you SHOULD have done, live your life as it comes you cant change whats already happened
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#3
you did the right thing. she was probably an over dramatic attention *****. best thing to do is ignore them. rape works well too, though.
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#7
I would have asked her is she was ok and stuff, but thats about it. I wouldn't have stayed with her or anything. At the end of the day, even if people are upset it's their business and not something that the majority of other people should worry about. Nothing wrong with what you did, if she wanted you to talk to her then she would have spoke to you first.
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#8
If you asked if she was okay, she would've just said "Yeah, yeah, I'm fine, sorry." and continued on her own business. Which would make the awkwardness continue. Or, I guess, she could have spilt her entire life story to you, leading up to why she was upset. Which, again, would be awkward.
Crying makes everything awkward. Always.
So don't worry about it, dude.
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#11
you should've asked her what was wrong which would eventually lead to sex. no seriously you should've just asked her, who knows maybe if you helped her you would've had a new friend.
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#13
I think she actually liked you and did this whole act to make you talk to her...Boy you just missed a great chance!
Oh, ask me why, and I'll spit in your eye
#14
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I think she actually liked you and did this whole act to make you talk to her...Boy you just missed a great chance!

Obviously
She was crying because you didnt notice her. Good one.


Idiot.
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I think she actually liked you and did this whole act to make you talk to her...Boy you just missed a great chance!


I was thinking this but then I thought nah because she was a bit older than me
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#17
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I was thinking this but then I thought nah because she was a bit older than me
maybe she was a pedophile. pedophile chicks are hawt!
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#18
Don't worry about. I know so many girls like that. They try to burden as many people as possible with their problems, all for attention. They're just bitches
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Don't worry about. I know so many girls like that. They try to burden as many people as possible with their problems, all for attention. They're just bitches


Way to generalize, not all of us bad.
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#21
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I was thinking this but then I thought nah because she was a bit older than me


Well girls dont start crying everytime they want a guy to notice them but who knows maybe she was eccentric or what
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#22
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I would probably have asked who pissed in her cornflakes in a misguided attempt at humour.




i hate when that happens
#23
You could've acted as a shoulder to cry on, potentially leading to sexytime.

Sigh. You've failed your gender, pbiggie.
#24
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Way to generalize, not all of us bad.

I didn't say all girls, I just said girls like that.
I mean she goes it and bursts into tears in front of complete strangers, how is that not attention seeking.
Sorry if i'm cynical, i've just had bad experiences with people like that
#25
^ Fair enough.
I'm just saying, I rarely cry. And if I do, I prefer it to be when I'm alone, 'cause I hate people swarming over me, so I see what you mean.
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#26
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You could've acted as a shoulder to cry on, potentially leading to friendship.

Sigh. You've failed your gender, pbiggie.


I think he did the right thing.


In all honesty, I would have done the same thing as her and pretended to cry, just to see what would happen.

Potential lulz.
#27
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I think he did the right thing.


In all honesty, I would have done the same thing as her and pretended to cry, just to see what would happen.

Potential lulz.


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#29
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maybe she was a pedophile. pedophile chicks are hawt!


Your tellin me. I see these stories about these woman teachers fvcking grade 7-9 students. Im pissed off about the situation cause they weren't fvckin students when I went to school.
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Your tellin me. I see these stories about these woman teachers fvcking grade 7-9 students. Im pissed off about the situation cause they weren't fvckin students when I went to school.


No, they did. You just didn't catch the innuendo when your teacher asked you if you'd like to stick your crayon in her box.
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No, they did. You just didn't catch the innuendo when your teacher asked you if you'd like to stick your crayon in her box.
i beat those erasers together, if you know what i mean!

i masturbated furiously in the corner
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i beat those erasers together, if you know what i mean!

i masturbated furiously in the corner


Well I masturbated into the erasers so every time the teacher or one of her bitches beat them together, they got second-hand facial.
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#34
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It only took 30 posts to get from a bust stop to masturbation.

The pit's pretty slow today.


Bust stop? Damn, I should start using public transportation more often.
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#35
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Bust stop? Damn, I should start using public transportation more often.
It took me like 10 seconds to get that.
#36
Quote by lespaulrocks39
Bust stop? Damn, I should start using public transportation more often.


You really should. It's a great alternative to driving or car pooling, it has a great effect on your carbon footprint and could potentially save you a lot of money.

It's also good for harassing and exposing your genitalia to senior citizens.

EDIT:
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It took me like 10 seconds to get that.


It took me a lot longer to realise what happened .

Although I'm not gonna edit it because it will be funnier this way.
#37
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It's also good for harassing and exposing your genitalia to senior citizens.


I find the best way to expose yourself to senior citizens to to volunteer at your local retirement center, or maybe even a hospital for the elderly. Offer to read to the ones in comas, and when no one's looking, teabag them.

Even if you were in a coma for ten years, when you come out of it, the first thing you would probably realize would be that balls have been on your face since then.
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haha
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#38
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Bust stop? Damn, I should start using public transportation more often.


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#39
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you shouldnt worry about what you SHOULD have done, live your life as it comes you cant change whats already happened

Wrong.

You SHOULD have boned her.
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#40
So I was sitting at a bus stop, waiting for my bus (as one does when they are sitting at a bus stop), when a reasonably good looking girl sits next to me. She then hunches forward and buries her face in her hands. I noticed what seemed to be tears falling from her face and I then realise that she is crying and It starts getting really REALLY awkward.

Thankfully, god loves me and the bus appeared around the corner. I got on the bus and left her at the bus stop.

So pit, what should I have done?, what would you have done?

also, post similar stories if you wish


Dont worry about it,

Personally I would have asked to see if she was alright.......but if she replied with "no im fine " or something I wouldent probe any deeper.
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