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the website!

I don't really think that men are better than women, so don't go all ape**** on me, okay.

Anyway, enjoy lol.

http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/top-ten/
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Viking fact no. 1: Viking helmets did not have horn.
Viking fact no. 2: Vikings tobogganed on their shields into battle.
Viking fact no. 3: Vikings drank mead.
Viking fact no. 4: One of your ancestors are likely to have been raped by a viking.
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#2
Theres vids on Ytube where he goes over the messeges left on his answer machine. Hes got soft jazz piano in the back ground and its just epic.

I love girls, even if they are inferior.
#3
I love how his #1 reason is men have penises. Nothing gay at all
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Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.
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Theres vids on Ytube where he goes over the messeges left on his answer machine. Hes got soft jazz piano in the back ground and its just epic.

I love girls, even if they are inferior.


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Viking fact no. 1: Viking helmets did not have horn.
Viking fact no. 2: Vikings tobogganed on their shields into battle.
Viking fact no. 3: Vikings drank mead.
Viking fact no. 4: One of your ancestors are likely to have been raped by a viking.
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the website!

I don't really think that men are better than women, so don't go all ape**** on me, okay.

Anyway, enjoy lol.

http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/top-ten/

Why not? We can write our names in the snow with nothing but our urine.
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Why not? We can write our names in the snow with nothing but our urine.


So can women? It's just... harder?
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Girls are better, we have boobs.

/thread


But guise have p3n0rz!!!1!!eleven!1
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Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.
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Girls are better, we have boobs.

/thread


Please name for me the benefits of breasts. I do hear girls complaining about them a lot. They don't sound so great over here.
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I'm pretty sure women can spell 'women' correctly. Way to go, TS. You just failed males everywhere.
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So can women? It's just... harder?

I demand proof. Everytime I asked a girl to do it, they wouldn't. But I'm under the impression that its because they can't.
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I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
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Read his website! It is a showcasing of lulz!
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Viking fact no. 1: Viking helmets did not have horn.
Viking fact no. 2: Vikings tobogganed on their shields into battle.
Viking fact no. 3: Vikings drank mead.
Viking fact no. 4: One of your ancestors are likely to have been raped by a viking.
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Why not? We can write our names in the snow with nothing but our urine.


Yeah, they have to shuffle around whilst squatting creating an unholy mess.
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I'm pretty sure women can spell 'women' correctly. Way to go, TS. You just failed males everywhere.


It's 4 in the ****ing morning over here, give me a break!
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Viking fact no. 1: Viking helmets did not have horn.
Viking fact no. 2: Vikings tobogganed on their shields into battle.
Viking fact no. 3: Vikings drank mead.
Viking fact no. 4: One of your ancestors are likely to have been raped by a viking.
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Girls are better, we have boobs.

/thread


Males can have boobs too, ya know. Except women's boobs don't send shivers down my spine.
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#18
no one is better then someone else . except that we are all better then dick masterson!
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There's a reason God made our penises like little hoses.



Because he knew we'd all get kicks from peeing in the snow, then laughing at women when they fail.

El-Danny

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Because he knew we'd all get kicks from peeing in the snow, then laughing at women when they fail.


Yeah, I think that's a good reason for them getting lower wages. I mean think about it.. Say there's a fire, and for some reason none of the fire extinguishers are working. Who is going to put it out? The man. Because he can pee it out. If a woman tries it, she'll get burned. So, basically... as an insurance policy, men should make more money. But just so the feminists don't jump on my case, I guess if a woman is pregnant, she should make the same amount. Because there's the chance that she me be able to put it out with breast milk or something.
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I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#22
Everyone knows the word for a female sheep is ewe, but what about the male word? There isn’t one because sheep is something men are not.


Ummmm mmen sheep = sheep?

He's such an idiot
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Awesome

I had to troll a bit in the comments, too.
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Ummmm mmen sheep = sheep?

He's such an idiot


Men Sheep = Sheep?

The **** are you going on about? Ever heard of the term ram?
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