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#1
Dear pit,

In about two weeks, my parents are going on a holiday to Belgium, which means, I have the house with my sister, free from all rules. In this week, I am going to try to get maximum power out of it. Since my sister is a puss, I have to do everything on my own..

So I ask you pit, what suggestions do you make, to make this week utterly awesome.. (We are already making a spacecake)

Kind regards..


#2
Party
Spacecake
Lodgers = PROFIT
Sex with lodgers/partygoers
Horde drugs
Grow drugs
Deal drugs
Mafia hideout
Order normally contraband products

...is there anything else?
#4
Just move into the living room for the whole week.

Big TV, easier kitchen access, couches and arm chairs. Awesome.
#6
I suggest some sort of party. How about a small gig? Get a band with your friends in it, get some more friends, some beer (and whatever other stuff you may or may not be in to) and make a night/few nights of it. Give yourself a couple of days before they come back to clean up though.
#7
soulflyV is a genius
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#9
Party. Possibly one that spans over several days. Be drunk and merry.
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#11
Just have lots of sex, and sleep in a different room each night.

Oh, and go and stand on every piece of furniture in the house.
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#15
Spacecake?

Invite your sisters friends over for a play date.
Lure them into your room, lock door. Repeat till all of them are in your room.
The rest my young friend, you know what to
#16
Well, UG's always needed to have a party and a get together.

Anyone?
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#18
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Toga party!


My next door neighbour had a toga party. That was some weird ****.

All the guys turned up with really short togas, and no trousers or pants.
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#19
Is your sister hot?
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As the hollow men
The stuffed men.
#22
Spacecake? Just buy banquet of various drugs - always livens up a party.
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#23
Lure your sister into your room. block the doorway, turn off the lights and let the fun begin.

and play safe.
#24
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Spacecake? Just buy banquet of various drugs - always livens up a party.
Answer his question.


Well there is only one way to explain it..


A WILD SNORLAX APPEARS!!!11!!


#25
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Well there is only one way to explain it..


A WILD SNORLAX APPEARS!!!11!!


I take it the snorlax is your sister? I was hoping you'd make some videos but tbh I don't want them now.
Those who have crossed
With direct eyes, to death's other Kingdom
Remember us - if at all - not as lost
Violent souls, but only
As the hollow men
The stuffed men.
#28
Lure some unlovable, dopey burglars in, then comically outwit them throughout your stay. Make up ingenius traps to keep them on their toes. Then grow up, get raped by MJ and make mediocre movies throughout your entire life, getting caught with marijuana on your path through time.

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#29
Loud music, smoke pot, drink a lot of beer, party, invite chick around.
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Lure some unlovable, dopey burglars in, then comically outwit them throughout your stay. Make up ingenius traps to keep them on their toes. Then grow up, get raped by MJ and make mediocre movies throughout your entire life, getting caught with marijuana on your path through time.


you forgot "get rescued by creepy neighbour"
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#37
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first what is a space cake?

A giant hash-browny.

And the neighbors will probably tell on you.
#40
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Buy heaps of cat food, open it and put it in a big pile in the middle of your living room.

Leave all your doors and windows open.

Then tell your friends about all the pussy you got while your parents were out.


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