#4
Hey, wanna do it in the butt?

If you're lucky, she'll reply "what what in the butt?!"
I'm a communist. Really.
#5
i asked a girl out through a brick wall, didnt work, though
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Must if they break for me, better sounds come from the way you play more-so than the strings.

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>hen I said 'must', i meant just.

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I think we've realised I can't type by now...
#7
Sag your pants and underwear down a bit, then drop something while you're walking in front of her, then bend down to get it and have "____ will you go out with?" written along your asscrack. She'll pretty much have to say yes...
<Raven> I got so baked last night
<Raven> that I WOKE UP high o_o
<Raven> Do you have any idea how euphoric that is?
<Raven> I felt like I was being born.
#8
Quote by C.C. Deville
Sag your pants and underwear down a bit, then drop something while you're walking in front of her, then bend down to get it and have "____ will you go out with?" written along your asscrack. She'll pretty much have to say yes...



GENIUS!
You like it
#10
Sky writing with those planes.

Have it written in the showing listings at your local cinema.

Get a mariachi (sp?) band to sing it.
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Awwwww.... CaptainBec that was messed up


Why? Because I rap about reality? Like me and my grandma having a cup of tea?
There ain't no party like my nanna's tea party - heey - ho!
#11
Quote by Minkaro
Ask her out whilst bungee jumping with a loudspeaker.

See Trevor from The Fresh Prince for reference.

haha didn't he die after he attempted that?
#12
Go to a Shamu show and have the speech bubbles say it, I saw a guy propose like that
#13
Quote by linus.d
GENIUS!

All in a day's work...
<Raven> I got so baked last night
<Raven> that I WOKE UP high o_o
<Raven> Do you have any idea how euphoric that is?
<Raven> I felt like I was being born.
#14
Quote by Minkaro
Ask her out whilst bungee jumping with a loudspeaker.

See Trevor from The Fresh Prince for reference.


"Well, at least we have his ashes..."

"But we didn't get Trevor cremated "

""
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CFH82, I love you. I didn't laugh, but my god, I love you.

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Holy shit, that was epic. A mighty roar escapeth'd my mouth.

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I saw a penis.

last.fm
#15
Um, one time I asked a girl out by drawing her a picture (of her), like in Napoleon Dynamite. It didn't work.
Saint Louis Blues
#16
Dress up like a clown, clowns are funny and girls like a man with a sense of humour.
#17
Quote by The Picker
Um, one time I asked a girl out by drawing her a picture (of her), like in Napoleon Dynamite. It didn't work.

pwnt
#19
go up to her an say, "hey, do you want to go out sometime?"


...while juggling

if that doesn't work, then she isn't worth it.
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#21
Quote by Sabu
Dress up like a clown, clowns are funny and girls like a man with a sense of humour.


NO!

Clowns are evil
#22
Quote by Sabu
Dress up like a clown, clowns are funny and girls like a man with a sense of humour.


Please do that and film it.

I'll give you money.
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You win this thread. And UG. I haven't actually lol'd at a post in a really long time. Thanks for changing that. I expect a sig


He expected this.

Something you definitely need to know
#24
What I did was I put together a bunch of songs and I used the song titles to make a poem, I put the songs in the order on the disc and I underlined which parts were song titles. I liked to think that it was rather creative.

Of course...that was over two years ago
The Pit. The Movie.
#25
Quote by sixstringsteve
go up to her an say, "hey, do you want to go out sometime?"


...while juggling

if that doesn't work, then she isn't worth it.


FINALLY that talent is useful for me
#30
Quote by daniel.mycoe
Please do that and film it.

I'll give you money.


1. Dress up in clown suit
2. Ask girl out
3. ??????
4. PROFIT!!!
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I love taking a nice dip of some horse shit, so good.
#32
Quote by PullTigerTail
Build her a cake

"build".

I'd say more like, buy her some flowers, if she says no, eat them.
I like analogue Solid State amps that make no effort to be "tube-like", and I'm proud of it...

...A little too proud, to be honest.
#33
Quote by thankyougermany
1. Dress up in clown suit
2. Ask girl out
3. ??????
4. PROFIT!!!


If I was a girl, I'd have a heart attack if you did that.
#35
Hold a gun to your head and say “go out with me or I'll shoot” If that doesnt work and she just tries to convince you not to, blow your brains all over her. If she just walks away, pop it in her ass, you decide which gun to use.
#37
wow.
im a chick, and decided to read this cuz it was of interest.

wow.
all "normal" chicks want is a guy that doesn't impress, but has a nice personality(ass).
#38
relationboat thread
Populus vult decipi. Decipiatur.

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