#1
i was playing gaybar as a joke the other day to some people, it kind a sig song, and someone said if i play it again there going to smash the guitar on my head

have you had anything like this happen to you?

btw am not gay
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#3
Gay Bar is an awesome song. Not as good as 'Danger! Danger! High Voltage' though,
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#4
No, but once, some news reporter punched me for not liking the song Afternoon Delight.
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#6
I Wanna Take You To A Gay Bar!
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#8
Lately on UG alot of peoples posts have ended in "btw im not gay"
Makes you think...
#11
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Lately on UG alot of peoples posts have ended in "btw im not gay"
Makes you think...


I'm not gay. I've got a calendar with naked ladies on.

At home.
#13
Some guy said that he would kill me when I was going to plug in my guitar. I was going to wake them up at a camp though, quite early in the morning. He looked stronger then me so I took my amp and left.
#16
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#17
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I'm not gay. I've got a calendar with naked ladies on.

At home.

oooooohhhhhhhh POOOOOORN
good cover
XD
#18
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I'm not gay. I've got a calendar with naked ladies on.

At home.


Burntface Man!!

You've just inspired me to go and watch those again
#19
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#20
[quote="'[BurnTheDusk"]']oooooohhhhhhhh POOOOOORN
good cover

You need to watch some Burnt Face Man. Like, now

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Burntface Man!!

You've just inspired me to go and watch those again



You burnt shit gay-face.
#21
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You need to watch some Burnt Face Man. Like, now


You burnt shit gay-face.

PM it to me
Never heard of Burnt Face Man
#22
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I'm not gay. I've got a calendar with naked ladies on.

At home.



LMAO, BURNT FACE MAN FTW!!!
#23
Once at a gig I played a few bars into 50Cent's "In the Club" as a muck around after I introduced my fellow guitarist and told the crowd its his birthday (infact it was the day before)... I quickly appologised :P
#24
lol awesome song

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#27
I once got a thrashbin thrown at my head while playing für elise at school

that bastard broke my glasses AND a hearing aid, ending me up with a bill near 550€

luckily we're ensured at school so the school paid it all
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#28
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I once got a thrashbin thrown at my head while playing für elise at school

that bastard broke my glasses AND a hearing aid, ending me up with a bill near 550€

luckily we're ensured at school so the school paid it all

Where the hell do you goto school?
Alcatraz Jr. High?
#29
[quote="'[BurnTheDusk"]']Where the hell do you goto school?
Alcatraz Jr. High?


Godby Högstadium

however, the breaks between the lessons can be Quite fun sometimes
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#30
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Godby Högstadium

however, the breaks between the lessons can be Quite fun sometimes

Inbetween classes at my school there was a wall of death infront of the stair case waiting for someone to walk by
stupidest but funnyest thing weve ever done