so it's my best mate's birthday soon, and i need some ideas on what to get him.

Something funny and not too expensive :S

get him a dildo. and wave it around in front of his whole family whil u r there...

be sure to bring the chloroform
"Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes"

"Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through"

by him a packet of really small joke condoms. thats what my mate did to his friend
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Awww, thanks Frenchy

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