#1
So today I got up, and as usual I went to the bathroom to take a piss, then 2 seconds into it instead of a fine thin line of piss streaming from my penis, I ended up spraying in a cone shape garden hose like manner, all over my toilet. Has anyone else had this happen to them?
#3
did it hurt?
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#4
Yes, usually after alot of sex/wanking/cockslapping.
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#5
Quote by Kensai
Yes, usually after alot of sex/wanking/cockslapping.


agreed. see here
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#11
Quote by Rocking-Rob
happens after sex

i havent had sex or even jacked it for quite some time...
#13
i cant say ive had it to that extent, but i know what you mean. ive had that happen too. it sucks, especially if its unexpected. at least if i just had a wank or had sex or something i know that its probably going to happen.
#15
When you think that is going to happen, push the tip more closed and you'll be safe. That always happens to me when I try to piss with a boner.
#16
After a wank or when i wake up, it happens sometimes Lol
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#20
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Just be thankful it wasn't on soak.


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#23
Quote by rabidguitarist


I made a girl wet with my garden hose on soak.


And there really is no innuendo in that sentence.
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#25
you know on the gun-shaped garden hose sprayers, you can push the handle in almost all the way and get a really fine stream, but then if you push it in ALL the way you get this weird, overflowing stream that's quite unsatisfactory? Yea, that's usually the worst case scenario for me.
#26
Quote by PullTigerTail
I made a girl wet with my garden hose on soak.


And there really is no innuendo in that sentence.




I'm going to have to open a window in here... It suddenly just got a lot hotter.
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#27
I haven't had that for a while. My usual mishap is that I'm desperate for a pee, and I forget to make sure that there's no skin over my pee hole.
At first I see no pee and I'm like , and then there's a pee explosion and I'm like

Please for the love of God tell me this has happened to someone else.
#28
Quote by Fraz01
I haven't had that for a while. My usual mishap is that I'm desperate for a pee, and I forget to make sure that there's no skin over my pee hole.
At first I see no pee and I'm like , and then there's a pee explosion and I'm like

Please for the love of God tell me this has happened to someone else.



Pee explosion!
#29
Quote by Fraz01
I haven't had that for a while. My usual mishap is that I'm desperate for a pee, and I forget to make sure that there's no skin over my pee hole.
At first I see no pee and I'm like , and then there's a pee explosion and I'm like

Please for the love of God tell me this has happened to someone else.


Ah, you're talking about the old 'weewee balloon'

Yes... it's happened to us all.
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#30
Quote by rabidguitarist
Ah, you're talking about the old 'weewee balloon'

Yes... it's happened to us all.


Ah good!
There's not much worse in life than having to wipe your own urine from all over the toilet
#31
Quote by Fraz01
Ah good!
There's not much worse in life than having to wipe your own urine from all over the toilet



why bother? chances are someone else will get there before you go again, they will have to clean it up
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#36
I set my 'garden hose' on dual action.
Not purposely, and it's annoying.
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