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#1
ok i have two girls on cam... what should i make them do?

so far ive told them i want a ham and pickled sandwhich, a custard cream... but not a choco cookie, because there too expensive!


seriously... what is it with girls who do this stuff, its degrading!
#2
Kiss. Then tribadism.
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#5
Tell them to ******** and then with the **** to do ***** and after that get you some milk and put it in the **** so you can go *** and then **************** whilst you put *** in their ******* all whilst dancing the conga.
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Lol. This wins.
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#10
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make them strip...


if they refuse... show em ur dingdong..

if they still refuse.. show em ur ding dong again..


if they STILL refuse... block them and order a burrito and 2 prostetutes..
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#13
Make them strip a banana
then when they wonder what you want them to do with it
have them eat it
**** the sexy **** girls with a lack of confidence will do on a camera
find two girls
and then YOU film them with a camera
then you win.
#14
Do they feel degraded? If not, then it is not degrading, No matter what nazi-feminists would have you believe. Fuck feminism, at least feminism of the sort that says we should make allowances for women and ban the things they label as degrading when the women don't feel degraded.

Equal rights means EQUAL.
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#17
haha ok um they must know im taking the piss... they keep asking me what they should do *and i actaully know one of these girls, the dirty *****! haha lol*

(21:19) pedro pegaloo: soooo cat are you going to put that some where? *cough cough*
(21:20) †¹³TracehGoff™¹³: lol its already been there
(21:20) pedro pegaloo: its already been in the cupboard?
(21:20) †¹³TracehGoff™¹³: haha yea
(21:21) pedro pegaloo: ooo sexy
(21:21) pedro pegaloo: tell me something
(21:21) pedro pegaloo: does this cupboard door have a big brass knob? *drool
(21:21) †¹³TracehGoff™¹³: maybee
(21:22) pedro pegaloo: ooo i think you should go polish it with your firm nipples!
(21:23) †¹³TracehGoff™¹³: i think i will
(21:24) pedro pegaloo: sexyness!
#18
Bring some animals into this scenario.

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#19
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Do they feel degraded? If not, then it is not degrading, No matter what nazi-feminists would have you believe. Fuck feminism, at least feminism of the sort that says we should make allowances for women and ban the things they label as degrading when the women don't feel degraded.

Equal rights means EQUAL.

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#23
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haha ok um they must know im taking the piss... they keep asking me what they should do *and i actaully know one of these girls, the dirty *****! haha lol*

(21:19) pedro pegaloo: soooo cat are you going to put that some where? *cough cough*
(21:20) †¹³TracehGoff™¹³: lol its already been there
(21:20) pedro pegaloo: its already been in the cupboard?
(21:20) †¹³TracehGoff™¹³: haha yea
(21:21) pedro pegaloo: ooo sexy
(21:21) pedro pegaloo: tell me something
(21:21) pedro pegaloo: does this cupboard door have a big brass knob? *drool
(21:21) †¹³TracehGoff™¹³: maybee
(21:22) pedro pegaloo: ooo i think you should go polish it with your firm nipples!
(21:23) †¹³TracehGoff™¹³: i think i will
(21:24) pedro pegaloo: sexyness!



...
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#24
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Bring some animals into this scenario.


Do the B*tches not count?


Make them strip or something, i mean cmon, you have two hot(im assuming they're hot ) girls on cam, make them strip or something.
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#27
if they STILL refuse... block them and order a burrito and 2 prostetutes..


burrito a bad idea that and with the "prostetues" he itterally wont know if he's coming or going
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#28
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if they STILL refuse... block them and order a burrito and 2 prostetutes..


burrito a bad idea that and with the "prostetues" he itterally wont know if he's coming or going



spoilsport *scowl*
May the Force be with You.
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#29
I'm in awe at the sexism and objectification of women in this thread... seriously guys...

And on topic- make them get off with each other. Give them money if they don't want to.
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#31
Quote by Aramis
Do they feel degraded? If not, then it is not degrading, No matter what nazi-feminists would have you believe. Fuck feminism, at least feminism of the sort that says we should make allowances for women and ban the things they label as degrading when the women don't feel degraded.

Equal rights means EQUAL.


i second that. And I prefer the term Feminazis better.
#32
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I'm in awe at the sexism and objectification of women in this thread... seriously guys...

And on topic- make them get off with each other. Give them money if they don't want to.

i like the way you think
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fourteen?
For Christ sake she probably couldn't get to the center of a Tootsie Pop let alone suck your **** properly. Just get someone your own age you tosser.
#33
hahaha i offered the hot girl £4 and mouldy custard cream if she gets off with the other chick

and yes im aware that this isnt really the place to post, but i mean... they text me saying come online blah blah... gah there ringing now

so its there own fault, i havent spured them on.. infact i told them not too, but what can i do..im just a humble man looking at some boobs
#34
(20:54) †¹³TracehGoff™¹³: might have sex
(20:54) †¹³TracehGoff™¹³: not sure ltet
(20:54) †¹³TracehGoff™¹³: yet**
(20:54) pedro pegaloo: soo whats that then... some kind of food?
(20:56) pedro pegaloo: soo ladies
(20:57) pedro pegaloo: what do you think of the labours views on the current crisis in the global economy?


always a good conversation starter^
(20:57) †¹³TracehGoff™¹³: haha
(20:57) †¹³TracehGoff™¹³: bless
#35
omg i amuse myself to easily... haha ive just told them, the pictures ive got are going on myspace.. link up soon maybe?
#37
pics or it didn't happen...

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#38
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omg i amuse myself to easily... haha ive just told them, the pictures ive got are going on myspace.. link up soon maybe?


PM?
#39
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#40
you best be getting us pictures of them. Srsly, i'm so low on fapping material that I'd readily do it to two girls someone ELSE seduced. *sigh*
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