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It's time for an adventure! Starring the best super hero ever... Robo Jesus!

Robo Jesus is in a bit of trouble, you see he was caught putting a MASSIVE amount of Domo on the UG. And has been dragged to the nearest cliff.

A mod stands infront of Robo Jesus with a Tech 9. Ready blow Robo Jesus' skull off!
And to prevent escape Robo Jesus is right next to the cliff! What shall he do?

He has 3 items in his pocket;

Calculator

Parachute

Cake

Help Robo Jesus out of this one by picking one of the items to use! And see where his adventure goes from there!
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#3
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Take the calc.

Robo Jesus takes the calculator, then thinking fast, he divides by zero! Resulting in a huge explosion! When he wakes up we finds himself at a dusty old delta crossroads. A sign points where he can go;

North
East
Old Guy
South

Or just stay in place!

It is up to you!
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#5
same place.

Darnit, I can see awesome in this
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same place.

Darnit, I can see awesome in this



Robo Jesus stays where he is, suddenly massive black thunder heads build up and a strange old black vehicle comes up to him. The man driving steps out of the car and, Gasp! It's Robo Jesus' arch enemy!

Hitl0r Satan

The two engage in mortal combat.

Toasty!

Robo Jesus needs your help!

Should he;

Run Away

Fight the monster

up, up, a, b, left, right

Ask his father for help.

Act quickly!
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#9
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up, up, a, b, left, right


This.
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Quickly Robo Jesus reacts with the deadly up, up, a, b, left, right.
(Since no one else is.)
He brutally rips out Hitl0r Satans spine. Ouchies!

Exhausted, Robo Jesus crawls into the Car and drives. But he losses conscience while doing so.

When he wakes up he finds himself in a sprawling Urban metropolis. Conveniently, he also finds himself next to a gas station. Yay!

What should he now do?

Buy some gas

Walk into the city

Beat up some old guy

Light some homeless people on fire.
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#11
light homeless people on fire
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#12
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light homeless people on fire


Pretty much this.
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#13
Quote by carbonchemicals
light homeless people on fire

Robo Jesus lights some homeless people on fire, don't worry, they were heathens.

But the police catch him! Oh, no!

Robo Jesus is thrown into a jail cell with another large inmate who has just dropped the soap.

Robo Jesus shakes the bars of his cell, and despite repeated poking, he has found a lose bar!

Now what?

Pick up the soap

Escape alone

Escape with inmate

Plan a cunning escape off the tattoos on his body the last several seasons.

The power is yours!
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Quote by Koryr
Be a kind citizen, pick up the soap.

Robo Jesus picks up the soap, and is immediately butt raped. Ouchies

The sheer force of it sends him flying out of the prison and into the town. Crashing him in the 50th story of an office building.

traumatized but ok. Robo Jesus looks around to find a pasty old white guy looking at some pronz, a hot secretary trying to get a raise, and a small girl walking out of a labyrinth of cubicles.

What should he do?

Dress up as the boss

Convert the Old pasty white guy

Talk to the girl.

Choose wisely!
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Convert the old pasty guy!
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#21
Quote by Oblivion_Rps
talk to the girl of course

He goes up and talks to the girl. But finds out she can only speak Espagnol!

"Senoir Ja sus?"

"Dammit" Robo Jesus says as he punts the girl out the window.

Bored, Robo Jesus dresses up as the boss. Then commences to some hot lovin with the secretary!

Don't be alarmed! She got a raise!

Robo Jesus stumbles ashamed, sweaty, pleased out of the office only to find that the pasty white guy has taken the office hostage!

What should he do?

Show some pronz

Call the police

Commence in an epic battle

Throw the accountant.

Choose fast!
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#22
epic battle duh,
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#24
Quote by carbonchemicals
epic battle duh,

Robo Jesus releases an epic blue beam from his hands, the pasty white guy tries to fight back but Robo Jesus' power is way, way over 9000.

After blowing the man to a smoldering pile of dust, the office claps and shakes hands with him. Little did he know it but Hillary Cliton was there! She goes to shake Robo Jesus' hand for some footage.

Should he;

Kill her

Kill her

Kill her.

You know what must be done.
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#27
ugh, rape that old **** Hil Clinton? ugh!!!!!!!
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#28
Quote by ccatck
Kill her, then rape!

Robo Jesus takes a super delegate, rolls him into a bat, and beats Hillary's head off with one single blow.

"No rape." Robo Jesus says "DO not want."

Oh no! ITs the police again! Why didn't anyone tell Robo Jesus murder is bad!

He is back in the same Jail cell.

Should he:

Return the favor to the inmate,

Escape with the inmate

Cunning escape,

Drop some soap.

Choose Wisely!
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#31
escape with inmate, he seems nice
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#34
Quote by Oblivion_Rps
drop some soap.

"No way" Robo Jesus says "Not that again!"

He instead plots a cunning escape, filled with plot twist and epic boring ness.

The day has come, he and all the other inmates over take the guards and beat them all to death.
They were also heathens.

After assuming his role as king of the prison, Robo Jesus has a tough choice to make.

Stay in command.

Escape with the aid of the inmates.

Attack and pillage the city

Put extra slick floor in the shower rooms.

Hard!
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#35
Quote by Moosepher
Drop the soap,

Oh, and also

Robin.
Lots and lots of robin


Robo Jesus kills moosepher. Ownt
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#37
Quote by Moosepher
I pick "Get massive head from Robin"

I pick that you are gonna get a massive ass kickin next time I see you.
Stop posting like a tard and play the game.
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#39
Put extra slick floor in the shower rooms.

duh
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#40
Quote by algemar
Put extra slick floor in the shower rooms.

duh

Robo Jesus slicks the floor with lubricant, but understandably it sends the inmates into a rage! They run and pillage the city under a new leader. They call themselves Butt Hurtz! A tribe of devilish people who attack and rape everything!

Robo Jesus' cell phone rings. And it is his father.

"Hello."

"Is this Robo Jesus?"

"Yah, who is this?"

"God."

"Dad!"

"M'yep."

What do you want?"

"To stop those inmates."

"Only if you tell me about my mom."

"Son, not now."

"Yes! DO it or else!"

"Look, your mother..."

"Was a flesh light!"

"Son! You must understand! It was exactly like the real thing!"

"No it's not, nothing is colder then the love of a flesh light."

Robo Jesus hangs up. He then runs into the city, dodging falling debre and hoards of inmates asking for some lube and soap.

Robo Jesus finds a large tower entirely made up of Oz dvds that spans up into the sky. He is about to enter when he gets captured! OH no! The inmates walk up to the top of the building, where Robo Jesus will face his worst foe yet.

Uh-oh.

Come back next time for another exciting chronicle of Robo Jesus!
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