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so, i was texting my girlfriend and she asked me to throw out a playboy i had, so i agreed in return for a blowjob (as a joke) and her dad saw. Now she cant hang with me or anything. I just ****ed up royally.
#8
If you got the blowjob even if it started out as a joke then WIN!. If not, go cut yourself...
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lets watch this thread die like i should have on page 1
#10
well done casanova...

u shudve told her sumet like 'skin my carrot' instead of 'suck me biatch'..
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so, i was texting my girlfriend and she asked me to throw out a playboy i had, so i agreed in return for a blowjob (as a joke) and her dad saw. Now she cant hang with me or anything. I just ****ed up royally.


Not as bad as the time when I was round a mates house and his 11 year old sister gave me a hug.

As a joke, my mate said "Oi, hands off my sister."

And I replied "I like em young." Just as her mother walked by. Safe to say I was not allowed near the house for months...
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
#17
Her dad shouldnt been snooping through her stuff anyway. Impale him upon a rusty spork
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#19
Hope you learnt your lesson...........


.........Don't throw out Playboys
It's gonna be a blue day
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you should text back, "sorry i left my phone at my friends house, his brother was messing with it" it should work.

That's a good idea. Honestly though, it was probably her fault. Who lets there parents read there texts?
#23
lol @ ur life
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#24
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Not as bad as the time when I was round a mates house and his 11 year old sister gave me a hug.

As a joke, my mate said "Oi, hands off my sister."

And I replied "I like em young." Just as her mother walked by. Safe to say I was not allowed near the house for months...


I now award u a badass e-badge.
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#27

Ha ha ha ha ha way to go.
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#30
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Playboy? Is this the 80's?


Honestly, who faps to magazines anymore? The internet is here.
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Honestly, who faps to magazines anymore? The internet is here.



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#32
that sucks. oh well, move on and find another mate.
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#34



You (threadstarter) wrote the Grateful Dead tab I read today. Well done.
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#37
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you should text back, "sorry i left my phone at my friends house, his brother was messing with it" it should work.


It wouldn't work if he had no friends.
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#39
Quote by aaron6890
you should text back, "sorry i left my phone at my friends house, his brother was messing with it" it should work.


Exactly. Best suggestion yet. I've used similar messages in the past. Blame it on someone else. Always works.
#40
I can't blame it one someone else cause I texted back knowing I did it. I might lose her. HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and punk rocker, your welcome for that tab
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