#1
How come girls complain about having small hands, but a good most of them play bass or a huge guitar like a fender strat or a les paul.

They DO make smaller scale guitars for students and **** like that.
#4
cause they sound better?
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I've never heard a girl complain about small hands...



yeah me neither..
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#7
That's a lot of their excuses for stuff, I've seen it a lot of columns about girl rocker's on UG. Not only that, but irl too.
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#11
I know what you mean actually, but none of them play guitar...
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#13
The necks or huge, I play a Jackson Kelly and I can't play these because the neck is so fat.
#14
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I know what you mean actually, but none of them play guitar...

+1 i only know one girl who complains about small hands and even wants to try at playing guitar *_* who knows, its just something else they use for an excuse
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The necks or huge, I play a Jackson Kelly and I can't play these because the neck is so fat.

if you think jackson necks are huge, theres a problem

they probably just blain it on their small hands because their small brains can't think of anything better
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#16
thats why there are lil kitty squires i spose

wouldnt it make more difference if the fretboard was wide not just a fat neck?
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thats why there are lil kitty squires i spose

Urgh, they don't even have a tone knob! For the love of god!

Those guitars make me sad.
#18
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What is huge about these guitars?


Some people bitch about the '60s neck on the LP because it's over 2 centimeters wide.

I think it just flies, personally.
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+1 i only know one girl who complains about small hands and even wants to try at playing guitar *_* who knows, its just something else they use for an excuse


Maybe they just do it for conversation..?
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#20
idk, and i dont care either. Bass+girl=HOT!!!!! i have a logical explination why me and so many other male guitarists think that

A bassist is a guitarists best friend, not only do they keep the beat rythmically but melodically as well. so its like a best friend, that is hot!!! and that you can ****!!! its perfect.
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#21
I play my friend's 1960 Les Paul sometimes and I'm totally fine with that. I also play bass and I have no problem. Plus, my own guitar is an Epiphone Les Paul. I mean, it's not like I have teensy little hands, but they're not humongous, and I can still play the damn thing. This could also apply to guys too, it's not like just girls can have small hands.
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#22
i have small hands, but i don't complain about them

i like my dainty, ladylike hands. better than having massive great manly paws, lol.

so what if i can't play bass?

and anyone who says they can't play a guitar because their hands are too small just hasn't tried hard enough you don't need to be able to stretch 8 frets to play well.
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#23
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How come girls complain about having small hands, but a good most of them play bass or a huge guitar like a fender strat or a les paul.

They DO make smaller scale guitars for students and **** like that.


I know huh
#24
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i have small hands, but i don't complain about them

i like my dainty, ladylike hands. better than having massive great manly paws, lol.

so what if i can't play bass?

and anyone who says they can't play a guitar because their hands are too small just hasn't tried hard enough you don't need to be able to stretch 8 frets to play well.

or they havent heard Randy ****in Rhoads. having small hands can be an advantage, it means you can traverse the upper frets with more ease then huge handed mother****ers like me.
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