#1
so pretty much i want to know what pisses you off...what is the root of all your evil?
this thread is basically to make fun of everything! You, me, your neighbor, the kid down the street and of course your best friend.
#3
When someone punches me or hit me with something. They may not even be trying to be a dick just hit me sort of playfully, but I just get really pissed off... Like REALLY bad. I can control myself but... egh
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#6
When people think they have the right to pick up my guitar without my permission.
#7
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When people think they have the right to pick up my guitar without my permission.


That and when people randomly touch me. I ****ing hate that. This guido kid in my school grabbed my gooch for some reason so I beat the **** out of him.
#8
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When people think they have the right to pick up my guitar without my permission.

took th words outta my mouth
also, people who play crazy train or ironman at guitar center
#9
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That and when people randomly touch me. I ****ing hate that. This guido kid in my school grabbed my gooch for some reason so I beat the **** out of him.



that wasnt very nice ...

he was probably lonely.. n he cudnt stop noticing godzilla... n wanted to stimulate ur scrotum by slowly caressing and gently massaging it...

N U REPAY HIM BY BEATIN THE **** OUT OF HIM!?!?!


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#10
when people hide **** from me and think im stupid when i know all along what they're doing. you cant fool me f**kers!!!
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#12
People on the street that, regardless of how much sidewalk space is available, push me while they walk by.

DON'T FUVKING TOUCH ME!!!!
#13
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#17
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That and when people randomly touch me. I ****ing hate that. This guido kid in my school grabbed my gooch for some reason so I beat the **** out of him.

+1... except the part about the guido kid grabbing my gooch
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#18
People that come into my store, pay for something that costs $30 in all one dollar bills, then decide that they need something else and break out another $20 thing of ones from a plastic baggy.

Seriously lady, what the fuck.
#21
When you are telling someone something and they ask you to repeat it... as you start to repeat it, they confirm that they heard what you originally said. It's like a delayed reaction or something.

Another thing that pisses me off is when people stare at me while I'm eating.
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#22
My neighbors who feel the need to mow their lawn at 5:30 in the morning
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#23
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Donald Trump
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Kim Jong-il
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#25
when people create double standards, liek for instance my friend once dropped soda down my shirt for no reason, i retaliated by throwing my entire soda at him, he kept bitching liek "whatdya do that for"

I hate people that think its ok for THEM to do something but not someone else in other words, a lot of ****ing people
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#26
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My neighbors who feel the need to mow their lawn at 5:30 in the morning


or people who put too much time and pride into their lawn...that pisses me off i get near the grass thats in that little part on the side walk and they go ****ing beserk its a lawn sir
#28
When people put their fingers in my face or point at me; when girls do that little shay shay thing with their heads and swing 'em around (you guys know what I'm talking about. That "Oh no you di'int thing). When complete losers who nobody likes try to give me advice on everything from social skills to lifting to school. Fags who always say "Use the searchbar". **** the searchbar.
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#29
People that walk really slowly in the hallways constantly,and you always get behind them and can't get around. I'M FASTER ON CRUTCHES THAN THEY ARE WITH TWO PERFECTLY WORKING LEGS.
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#30
people who take WWJD and Lance Armstrong bracelets way to far

if you need a wristband to remind yourself to be a better person and live a better life you mind as well take it off and snap yourself right in the eye to remind to be a better person
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#31
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People that walk really slowly in the hallways constantly,and you always get behind them and can't get around. I'M FASTER ON CRUTCHES THAN THEY ARE WITH TWO PERFECTLY WORKING LEGS.


+1 i ****ing hate that...
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#33
emo kids. and gay kids acting gay for attention. and liars. as well as douchefags. i have no tolerance for them
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#34
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People that walk really slowly in the hallways constantly,and you always get behind them and can't get around. I'M FASTER ON CRUTCHES THAN THEY ARE WITH TWO PERFECTLY WORKING LEGS.

I hate it when that happens. It only happens with this one fat girl in my grade though. Shes so slow i always see her walking down the hallway in 2nd period like 5 min after the bell rings
#35
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and gay kids acting gay for attention.



im fairly sure that if you are gay, you dont have to act gay. im not sure what your mean by that.