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#1
Ok. Check it. this is my theory. No matter how a girl ranks on a scale of 1-10, playing an instrument makes them two points hotter. Now this doesn't say all girls who play are hot. for example, Girl is 5/10. She plays bass so shes 7/10. Girl is 2/10, she plays guitar shes 4/10. AND if a girl is 10/10 and plays Drums, Imma hunt her down and marry her. and keep her in my basement. and keep her. forever. ...
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#2
No...?
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#3
Thanks for sharing
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#10
wat the F*** you on and where can i get some?
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#14
if she plays music i like yes that makes her hotter

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I revise your theory to "any girl with any enjoyable talent gets +2".


I +1 this revision.
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#16
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OK.

But singing doesn't make her hotter unless she really kicks ass. AND screaming gets her docked 2 points.

I'd have to argue that screaming makes them hotter...if they are good. And I also agree with the Ts slightly.... but if it's bass then its only 1 point.
#18
ok it only works if shes a already a 2. And if shes singing its prolly not gunna turn out good.

and its pcp.
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#21
Oh madcap and lol you rascals you

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#22
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Even better.


I see what you did there
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if a girl is 10/10 and plays Drums, Imma hunt her down and marry her. and keep her in my basement. and keep her. forever. ...



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#25
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Ok. Check it. this is my theory. No matter how a girl ranks on a scale of 1-10, playing an instrument makes them two points hotter. Now this doesn't say all girls who play are hot. for example, Girl is 5/10. She plays bass so shes 7/10. Girl is 2/10, she plays guitar shes 4/10. AND if a girl is 10/10 and plays Drums, Imma hunt her down and marry her. and keep her in my basement. and keep her. forever. ...


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#26
It only applies if the chick is serious about the music, IMO.

If she's a chick that knows how to play her instrument, has a passion for writing music, and knows theory, I will probably marry her as long as she's a 4/10.
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I revise your theory to "any girl with any enjoyable talent gets +2".

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#30
the only part i agree with is the hot drummer theory.

ex wasa drummer, and was a cute little babe.
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#31
So, say theres a hypothetical girl... Shes a 12/10, and she sings amazing, plays guitar amazing, and writes a lot of her own songs... would that make her like a 16/10?
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#32
what if she plays the acordion or somethin lame
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#35
I agree with this, though I don't have a point system for it. And though I'm mostly a guitarists, bassists chicks! Oh my god!
#36
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it makes it so i cut her up and wear her as skin and tuck my wiener in so i can pretend im a girl that awesome. or maybe she will just be really hot idk
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#37
a counter to your theory.

Avril Lavigne- by her self a 6 or 7 /10 (imo)

Avril Lavigne playing guitar- a definite 3 or 4/10
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#39
I saw this one chick playing drums, and she was OK to say the least as far as looks go
drumming yeah not bad

but it was the act that gave it
The other chicks she was playing in the band with were 5'6-5'6 and blonde
but FAT AS HELL

The other chicks stayed ugly (and annoying cuz they suck) but the drummer chick was chill as hell and looked.. well chill as hell.. and she was wearing a cow on her head.. it was a weird ass (but cool) hat
it gave her at least a good two points whereas otherwise I'da probly passed

yet the other chicks stayed discusting

maybe they would be more attractive if they were better


But then again maybe not

Moral of the story, Change it to "Girls with enjoyable talants get two more points"
Props to the dude who came up with it
#40
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What if the intrument is an instrument that the majority of people consider to be unsexy, like accordian or bagpipes?

EDIT: beaten... (accordian is NOT lame though :mad


since when are bagpipes not sexy?




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