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#5
Quote by Doppelgänger
Caressing your search bar.


+1


also, the five finger shuffle with wally the one-eyed wonder weasel
#6
Quote by Doppelgänger
Caressing your search bar.




please fill me in. show me a thread where this exact thing has been done before. i caressed my search bar and found nothing.
#8
Rubbing your penis up and down until you ejaculate.

That one is a personal favorite.
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A kid took a fetal pig during pig dissection, put a napkin on it as a cape, wrote "super pig" on it, then threw it out the window onto the greenhouse below, yelling "super pig, blast off!". He failed the pig lab
#9
^ five knuckle shuffle sounds better

chocking the chicken
fap
jerkin the old jerkin pole
knuckle babies?
#10
jerkin your McGerkin
Quote by OzarkMDaredevil
Shit, this is pure win. You can have my interwebz, I was saving them for a rainy day.

^about my halloween costume
Quote by steee21
a sport


Quote by hriday_hazarika
Oh, so it's sorta like real-life gaming, then?
#11
Beating the salami
Need fashion advice?

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I wish I had a dick like a black guy instead of my little white dick.

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i love you more than words can express jean.


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#12
waxing your carrot.

playing with the one-eyed trouser snake.
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#13
jerkin the gherkin
chokin the chicken
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#14
haha my friend and i call it "reading a book" when we talk about it in front of girls and **** like that. And we refer to porn as reading material.
#15
Quote by blakefoster937
please fill me in. show me a thread where this exact thing has been done before. i caressed my search bar and found nothing.

Fine, you're off the hook, since you're new. I've seen at least 3 or 4 of these threads before, though. And searching "masturbate" in the search bar reveals tons of threads, and I guess one cba looking through all of them.
#16
Asphyxiate The Goose
Rag Mop Do Do Duh DoDo Dedo Do!!!!!

R_A_G_G_M_O_P_P

RAGMOP
#18
Beat the Meat
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(soon to start)

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Line 6 Spider JAM
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#20
jerkin the squirt gun
Quote by WaggyPlank
so yeah, now i have poop floating around in my ballsack.
#21
Doing community service
Fap
Hastle the Hoff
I get very tense around apples...Well, I get very tense generally. I think I've fallen into the trap of blaming fruit.

Jeff


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#22
"To increase the surface temperature of your ship's main cannon with rapid linear motion.

I masturbated and sunk your battleship."
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Sir, I love you.

#23
climbing Jack's beanstalk


blowing a load

taking a load off

rubbin one out

stroking the salami

thinking of your ex-girlfriend's mom, naked, in the shower, tied up

making yourself a cup of hot coffee
#25
Quote by blakefoster937
i caressed my search bar and found nothing.


That was good.

Interesting fact. If you're tossing your salad and you're on MSN, don't set your status to busy. Set it to "Out to Lunch". Nobody will suspect a thing. And if somebody does talk to you, and they bring up why you respond or type so slow, say you're typing with one hand because you're eating with the other. Genius.
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#27
around little kids, me and my friends call it "doing your homework,and getting a sloppy grade"
Quote by OzarkMDaredevil
Shit, this is pure win. You can have my interwebz, I was saving them for a rainy day.

^about my halloween costume
Quote by steee21
a sport


Quote by hriday_hazarika
Oh, so it's sorta like real-life gaming, then?
#28
Quote by Kurt-Corgan
If you wiki it, it will give you tons and tons of various terms.

And pictures of dicks, I'm guessing?

I'm too scared to wiki it for that sole reason.
#29
choking your smurf...
wakka wakka wakka wakka
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#32
Quote by master2sexy
around little kids, me and my friends call it "doing your homework,and getting a sloppy grade"



Does the word "pedophile" mean anything to you?
#33
Fire a missle.
Co-Founder of the Puttsecks Group

Listen to my Lux Aeterna remix and other random songs! Comments?

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vicd08, your avatar is suckin up my life, and stealing my thoughts...

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I just want to say that your avatar is simply the best thing in creation.
#38
beating my eggs
blowing some dick snot
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#40
My personal favourite is "Using Your Hand And Your Penis to Achieve Orgasm Through A Combination Of Friction And Pressure"
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I masturbated in front of a mirror and I pretended Bob Barker was giving me a handjob.

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You know you're a guitar player if the pianist at your wedding plays "Eruption"
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